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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003) |
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Film rated 3.3 / 5
(Chick rating: 3.5 / 5)
(Guy rating: 3.3 / 5)
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| SuperNeo overcomes dull beginning. |
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| Excessive use of bullet-time. |
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| Keanu pontificates, film plods. |
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| Neo beats Smith's evolution. |
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| Mass dirty dancing underground. |
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| Petit four = petite morte. |
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| Matrix rehashed, rehearsed, re-crapped. |
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| Architect speaks scholarly sentences. |
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| 'Tron', with sunglasses, pseudophilosophy. |
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| 'Architect's' plans go awry. |
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| Smith becomes computer virus. |
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| Dreadlocked albinos menace Neo. |
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| Morpheus's mental motorway mayhem. |
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| Gospel gunman pole dances. |
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| Hacker rewrites Source code. |
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| Future fashion: dirty sweaters. |
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| Architect Neo-logizes cave metaphor. |
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| Reloaded Keanu, flock Smiths. |
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| Smith instigates clone war. |
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| Upgraded agents fight Neo. |
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| Trinity makes traffic cross. |
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| Merovingian messes with cake. |
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| Architect, Oracle: polar opposites. |
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| Albinoed, minty Neo-Nemeses. |
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| Keanu fights multiple Smiths. |
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| Neo 'Skywalker' finds origin. |
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| Source hacked, Trinity fucked. |
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| Keymaker fears dreadlocked siblings. |
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| Neo slams Smith duplicates. |
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| Keymaker unlocks the One. |
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| Morpheus kicks twin butt. |
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| Numerous synchronised suits fight. |
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| Fetishists debate 'choice' concept. |
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| Kung-fu causes traffic mess. |
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| Belluci tempts monosylabic savoir. |
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| Reeves fights Weaving's clones. |
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| Frenchman's philosophasting hinders progress. |
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| Bored, Morpheus hosts orgy. |
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| Smith multiplicity, Neo, Trinity. |
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| Rage against the machines. |
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| Trinity shot; made hole-y. |
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| Keanu again, better graphics. |
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| Franchise reloads with duds. |
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| Neo's chatty, dull sequel. |
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| Matrix with sex injection! |
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| Reeves vs. robots = coma. |
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| Neo given architecture lesson. |
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| Architect confuses the One. |
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| Dread Albino Twins? Gimmicky. |
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| Neo's lifeless, rubbery CGI. |
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| Slaphead fights mop-haired twins. |
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| Trinity uses Open Source. |
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| Neo now knows Architect(ure). |
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| Morpheus needs speech editor. |
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| Matrix sequel fires blanks. |
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| Weapons of Mass Digitization. |
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| Digital surgery saves film. |
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| Neo pushes Trinity's buttons. |
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| Merovingian prefers merde. |
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| Agent Smith: 00-infinity. |
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| Smith multiplied; Neo deified. |
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| 'The Matrix', digitally remastered. |
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| The Architect explains all? |
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| Reeves rips through Weaving. |
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| Morpheus wouldn't shut up. |
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| Matrix reloaded. Matrix misfired. |
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| Smith's illegal cloning experiment. |
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| Name 'Smith' more common. |
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| Mankind's savior kills many. |
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| Super-Neo smites multiple Smiths. |
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| Belucci's twins steal show. |
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| Neo attains Trinity Nirvana. |
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| Wachowski's spoon on pseudo-philosophy. |
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| Systemic anomaly kicks ass. |
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