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Reviews by 'MelissaS'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
3254
reviews published to date.
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Behind The Camera: The Unauthorized Story Of 'Three's Company' (2003)
Unknowns reveal Company kitchiness.
Mar 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
BoyTown (2006)
Has-beens refind fame.
Jan 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Dynasty: The Making Of A Guilty Pleasure (2005)
Flashy 80s creation recreated.
Mar 28, 2013
Unscored
Vote
Forgotten Sins (1996)
Devane investigates daughter's confessions.
May 17, 2009
Unscored
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Forgotten Sins (1996)
Daughters' lies devastate Sherriff.
May 17, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Forgotten Sins (1996)
Devane decries daughter's delusions.
May 17, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Gathering Storm, The (2002)
Winnie awaits wartime recall.
Jan 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Liberty Heights (1999)
Foster recalls interracial romance.
Jan 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Our Guys: Outrage At Glen Ridge (1999)
Sheedy investigates jock rapists.
Jan 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Sophie Scholl: The Final Days (2005)
Sophie's pamphleteering upsets Nazis.
Oct 22, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Too Good To Be True (2003)
Davison stalks, harasses ex.
Jan 30, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Bad Santa (2003)
Kid redeems pissed Billy.
Jan 5, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
Passion Of Mind (2000)
Demi dreams second life.
Aug 6, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
Shallow Hal (2001)
Black learns fat tolerance.
Aug 3, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
Sniper (1993)
Berenger and Zane battle.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer decides who's boss.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Accidental Tourist, The (1988)
Flighty Davis intrigues Hurt.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Adventures Of Rocky & Bullwinkle, The (2000)
Fearless leader fights rodents.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Along Came Polly (2004)
Ditz romances anal Ben.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Analyse That (2002)
'Mad' DeNiro fools jailers.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Analyse This (1999)
Mobster's depression Crystallised.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Anger Management (2003)
Sandler underacts, Nicholson overacts.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Autumn In New York (2000)
Creepy Gere romances Ryder
Sep 8, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Avengers, The (1998)
Connery wants weather control.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bad Lieutenant (1992)
Drugged cop finds religion.
Jul 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
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BASEketball (1998)
Comedians create hybrid sport.
Jul 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Humans finally attack Psychlos.
Sep 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bean (1997)
Atkinson doesn't say much.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Being John Malkovich (1999)
Cusack, Diaz visit Malkovich.
Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Beloved (1998)
Dead daughter haunts Oprah.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Beneath The Valley Of The Ultra-Vixens (1979)
Small town gets laid.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Best Laid Plans (1999)
Reece's pieces entrap Brolin.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Big Jim Mclain (1952)
Investigator finds Hawaiian commies.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Billy Madison (1995)
Sandler sent to school.
Jun 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Black Dog (1998)
Swayze hauls dodgy cargo.
Feb 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Boiler Room (2000)
Diesel, Ribisi talk endlessly.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Boiling Point (1993)
Snipes chases partner's killer.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Paramedic saves others, himself.
Aug 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Twitchy Cage saves everyone.
May 2, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bulworth (1998)
Ageing Beatty hits himself.
Dec 10, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Carlito's Way (1993)
Penn tries drug dealing.
Jul 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Catwoman (2004)
Berry hisses, Stone howls.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Closer (2004)
Obsessed Owen tortures everyone.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Clubbed To Death (Lola) (1996)
French clubbers talk, pout.
Aug 28, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Colors (1988)
Duvall mentors rookie Penn.
May 11, 2008
Scored 1/5
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Delusional compere's second job.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Crash (1996)
Bangs cause more banging.
Apr 25, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(26)
Cutthroat Island (1995)
Overacting Davis seeks gold.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Deathsport (1978)
Carradine plays lethal games.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Dr. T And The Women (2000)
Gere ponders chattering women.
Dec 10, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
Drop Dead Gorgeous (1999)
Pageants get mock treatment.
May 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Idiots outdumb each other.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Irons seeks Birch's rod.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Elektra (2005)
Outcast Garner protects target.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Eraserhead (1977)
Fatherhood sends Nance nuts.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Evasive Action (1998)
'Con Air' for trains.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)
Cowgirls rebel against boss.
Sep 7, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Exorcist III, The (1990)
Exorcising priest turns killer.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Kidman screws, Cruise pervs.
Jul 27, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
Flirting With Disaster (1996)
Stiller finds flaky parents.
Mar 28, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Green incriminates abusive father.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999)
Crims battle demonic barflys.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Gigli (2003)
Affleck turns Lopez straight?!
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
Pinheaded journo meets Pinhead.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Kristy chases Pinhead again.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Brando makes creepy animals.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Jade (1995)
Caruso investigates friend's secrets.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Jade (1995)
Jewelled-name reveals past.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
James Gang, The (1997)
Family robs, escapes together.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Joe Versus The Volcano (1990)
Loser travels to sacrifice.
Aug 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Johnny Be Good (1988)
Recruiters chase star quarterback.
Sep 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Garage divas escape commercialism.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Kangaroo embarasses Yanks.
Jun 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Kiss Of Death (1995)
Cage lures ex-con Caruso.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Bumbling Panda saves village.
Dec 10, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of War (2005)
Cage's gun-running recalled.
Oct 23, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Lost & Found (1999)
Stalker kidnaps Sophie's dog.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Mad Cows (1999)
Mum Friel stalks everyone.
Apr 11, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Maid In Manhattan (2002)
Lopez romances wooden Fiennes.
Apr 21, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
Major Payne (1995)
Damon recruits little soldiers.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
My Favourite Martian (1999)
Reporter finds alien 'Uncle'.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Night On Earth (1991)
Cab passengers reveal secrets.
May 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Night On Earth (1991)
Aka Taxi-cab Confessions.
May 4, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Office Space (1999)
Hypnotised slacker becomes management.
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Once Bitten (1985)
Lauren lures virgin Carrey.
Aug 2, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
One Eye Force (1982)
Apocalyptic Rangers fight dictator.
Oct 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Paparazzi (2004)
Star stalks stalker shutterbug.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
Pick-up Artist, The (1987)
Robert chases uninterested Molly.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Pretender: Island Of The Haunted, The (2001)
Stranded Jarrod saves Parker.
Apr 25, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Psycho (1998)
Heche checks out permanently.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Queen Of Blood (1966)
Alien hitchhiker loves blood.
Dec 23, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Reckless Kelly (1993)
Yahoo Serious(ly) parodies bushranger.
Nov 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Kellog experiments on Cusack.
Jul 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Road To Wellville, The (1994)
Cornflake-y colonics create cures.
Nov 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Rollerball (2002)
Promoter flogs killer games.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Romy And Michele: In The Beginning (2005)
Romy, Michelle's missing years.
Apr 6, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Royal Scandal, The (2001)
Holmes investigates ex-lover.
Nov 8, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Wannabe psychos chase sex.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Say It Isn't So! (2001)
Klein finally wins Graham.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Serving Sara (2002)
Wife romances divorce server.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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