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| Stormtroopers not bear-proof. |
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| Slobba seduces Skywalker's sister. |
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| Death Star destroyed, again! |
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| Father dies protecting son. |
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| Emperor falls from grace. |
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| Emperor zaps, takes dive. |
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| Skimpy Leia serves Jabba. |
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| Skywalkers overcome dark side. |
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| Ewoks help destroy Empire. |
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| Fett screams girlishly, dies. |
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| Luke touches father's helmet. |
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| Leia finds slug repellent. |
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| Leia strangles overgrown grub. |
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| Endor trees smash Stormtroopers! |
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| Black character dies last? |
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| Powerful Jedi, stupid Ewoks. |
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| Decent, despite teddy bears. |
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| Fett's ignominious desert death. |
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| Rebellion over, teddies win! |
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| Adding Ewoks: Lucas's mistake. |
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| Family reunion Lucas-style. |
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| Ewoks worse than Jar-Jar. |
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| Death Star rebuilt, demolished. |
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| Carrie 'Golden Bikini' Fisher. |
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| Han, Jabba, 'happy ending'. |
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| Luke chokes Jabba's orcs. |
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| Muppets fight Stormtroopers. *Sigh*. |
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| Rebels exploit primitive natives. |
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| Lando redeemed, Boba creamed. |
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| Jedi, Yoda, returning is. |
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| Luke's Freudian family issues. |
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| Anakin joins former Jedi. |
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| Leia chain-garrotes Jabba. |
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| Hutt plugged, Emperor mugged. |
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| Vader hands Luke nothing. |
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| Luke meets estranged papa. |
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| Aggro teddies ruin trilogy. |
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| Space-orb destroyed! Again? |
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| Rebels enforce regime change. |
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| Cub Scouts beat stormtroopers. |
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| Galactic empire, easily conquered!! |
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| Ewoks heroes: just forcical. |
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| Semi-nude Leia strangles Jabba. |
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| Furbies foil Empire takeover. |
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| Luke becomes Jedi Knight. |
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| Anakin's redemption, galaxy's salvation. |
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| Mini-wookies assist rebellion. |
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| Anakin fulfills the prophecy. |
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| Average. Teddies save universe. |
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| Ewoks, happy family ending... |
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| Shoot those bloody Ewoks! |
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| Midget hairballs destroy empire. |
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| Midgets behold Luke's lightsaber. |
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| Luke's incestuous desires quenched. |
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| Solo saved, Emperor eliminated. |
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| Endor endures outdoor Wars. |
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| Quadruple amputee in inferno. |
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| Boba checks Sarlacc's tonsils. |
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| Empire reboots Death Star. |
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| Emperor, Vader shock themselves. |
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| Hairy midgets trounce troopers. |
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