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James Cameron
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Sigourney Weaver
Carrie Henn
Michael Biehn
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Essential Collection - 1986

Aliens

(1986)
201 reviews
Film rated 4.5 / 5  (Chick rating: 4.5 / 5)  (Guy rating: 4.4 / 5)
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Burke speculates, Bishop speculummed.
zulu 
  Vote (12)   
Queen messily penetrates android.
Zig 
  Vote    
Sigourney fries some eggs.
zeike 
  Vote (9)   
Ripley tough. Marines pussies.
Yukon 
  Vote (6)   
Ripley newtralises alien threat.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Eggs came before Henn.
Whippersnapper. 
  Vote (2)   
Maternal instincts empower Ripley.
Wheeljak 
  Vote (2)   
Fried eggs anger Queen.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Queen bashes Bishop.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (4)   
Big bug bisects Bishop.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
Dropship drops, game over.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (2)   
MechaRipley lamps big bug.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Queen mother won't die.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote (10)   
Ripley burns babies.
Weeble-head Boy 
  Vote    
Aliens' activity: ant analogy.
Warzonkey 
  Vote (2)   
Paxton's Marine too whiny.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Bitch of all aliens.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (10)   
Alien queen ruptures ovaries.
w22dheartlivie 
  Vote (5)   
Ripley grows massive cojones.
Victim 
  Vote (1)   
Reunion on LV 426.
turrell 
  Vote (9)   
Reiser's Mad About Ripley.
Turducken 
  Vote    
Battle of all mothers.
tortoise 
  Vote (24)   
Ripley wakes up, fights.
Tori 
  Vote (1)   
Paxton's game is over.
thefoxboy 
  Vote (15)   
Hispanic marine rocks bugs.
The Other Matt 
  Vote    
Ripley cooks Alien omelette.
The General 
  Vote    
Aliens overrun planetary rescue.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Repulsive Reiser gets ripped.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Paxton: cosmic comic relief.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Big bugs colonize colonists.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley's Rambolina revenge.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Bug bites repellent Reiser.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Ripley rescues cute Newt.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Marooned Marines get munched.
teddychan 
  Vote    
Enraged Ripley engages queen.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley rescues cute Newt.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Cameron supercharges original 'Alien'.
teddychan 
  Vote (3)   
Robocharged Ripley quashes queen.
teddychan 
  Vote (1)   
Cameron's evil alien army.
SuperKhakiGirl 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley Van Winkle returns.
Strangelove 
  Vote (2)   
Newt-heard alien, screams.
stoolz 
  Vote (1)   
Battle o' the bitches.
Stone Junction 
  Vote (4)   
Ripley rages, Alien squeals.
steveo 
  Vote    
Where are Sigourney's knickers?
Steve 
  Vote (3)   
Ripley awakens old foe.
Stalean 
  Vote    
Newt's jacked city.
spyderman 
  Vote (17)   
Bigger bug bugs Ripley.
Sprocket 
  Vote    
Alien eggs cause indigestion.
spoon 
  Vote    
'Killer Queen', gunfire, ex-marine.
SoS 
  Vote (9)   
Fearless Ripley slays aliens.
Skunk Puppet 
  Vote    
Alien explodes from chest.
shoon 
  Vote (2)   
Ripley lets rip.
shane 
  Vote    
Sigourney becomes bug exterminator.
Sexy Panda 
  Vote (1)   
Bishop fights eggs, aliens.
Seigiryu 
  Vote    
Teeth, saliva, teeth, GUNS!
Sean Ellis 
  Vote    
Many monsters mince marines.
Scruffybobby 
  Vote    
Marines beaten and eaten.
rri1 
  Vote (3)   
Planet cratered, Bishop bifurcated.
Roy Batty 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley returns, tooled up.
Rovark 
  Vote (3)   
Sigourney kicks alien butt.
Richard Foot 
  Vote    
Dwayne Hicks, bad ass.
Reese 
  Vote    
Intergalactic inter-species girlfight!
RedKate 
  Vote (3)   
Bitch alien sucks.
Raz 
  Vote    
Aliens drool over Marines.
randall 
  Vote (3)   
Galactic interspecies cat fight.
quartet4 
  Vote (2)   
Queen takes Bishop.
punz 
  Vote (16)   
Aliens served military buffet.
Pumpkin 
  Vote (3)   
Action. Acidic aliens attack.
Powerstreak 
  Vote (1)   
Marines apparently taste yummy.
Pope George Ringo 
  Vote (1)   
Prognathous parasites plague platoon.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ripley fries alien omelets.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Henriksen's android gets shredded.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Alien embryos, human incubators.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sigourney armored with exoskeleton.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Ripley has PTSD nightmares.
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Aliens! Marines! Flamethrowers! Exoskeletons!
Please Kill Me Now 
  Vote    
Sticky walls trap humans.
Pete 
  Vote    
Ripley fights in forklift.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote    
Ripley rips into alien.
Pathew Noodles 
  Vote    
Alien outings nocturnal, mostly.
Paddy C 
  Vote (9)   
Reiser stitches up Weaver.
oneshallstand 
  Vote    
Feminist science fiction masterpiece.
NIMN 
  Vote    
Aliens splatter marines. Surprise?
Nasher 
  Vote    
Newt burrows, Ripley searches.
moose 
  Vote (3)   
This time it's maternal.
Montgomery 
  Vote (38)   
Sigourney cooks some eggs.
Montgomery 
  Vote (4)   
Rugged Ripley attracts Hicks.
Montgomery 
  Vote (3)   
Ripley - army of one.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Locator bracelet not proposal.
Montgomery 
  Vote (1)   
Ripley, marines have Company.
MM0rkeleb 
  Vote (1)   
Hudson shits his pants.
Micky Winner 
  Vote (6)   
Ripley's homage to motherhood.
MguyX 
  Vote (5)   
Cameron elevates Ridley's Ripley.
MFNickster 
  Vote (1)   
Alien multiplies, soldiers die.
MelissaS 
  Vote    
'Alien' plural = more + scarier.
Mark8884 
  Vote    
Newt, Ripley, all Americans.
lioneltwain 
  Vote    
Ripley returns. Believe it!
lemmycaution 
  Vote (12)   
The Hurt lacker.
Larry 
  Vote (7)   
Bishop's nifty knife trick.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote    
Bishop is Asimov compliant.
LadyMeerkat 
  Vote (1)   
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