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Reviews by 'FilmReviewStew'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
142
reviews published to date.
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Apocalypto (2006)
ComPassion of Jaguar Paw.
Jun 5, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Brick (2005)
Brick has brawny brainpower.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Brother's Keeper (1992)
Toothless farmer's deadly doings.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Charlotte's Web (2006)
Web Browser Saves Porky.
May 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Cinderella Man (2005)
Boxer Braddock's golden gloves.
Dec 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Dish, The (2000)
Australian Satellite Loses Link.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dreamgirls (2006)
Singing Trio Beats Bops.
Jun 26, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Dune (1984)
Lynched for his water.
May 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Exorcism Of Emily Rose, The (2005)
Possessive Demon goes Epileptic.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Deadly day turns political.
Jan 11, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Failure To Launch (2006)
Rip Tripp from grip.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Family Stone, The (2005)
Throat-Clearer Meets Parents.
Oct 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Fast Food Nation (2006)
Super-Duper Pooper Patty.
May 14, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Film Geek (2005)
Scotty Pelk's film fantasy.
Jun 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Find Me Guilty (2006)
Vin Diesel's mafioso masterpiece.
Dec 14, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Drunken Hayes' Iwo Days.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Fountain, The (2006)
SciFi: An Existential Journey.
Mar 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Glory Road (2006)
The Bear's 'Colorful' Legacy.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Happy Feet (2006)
'Moulin Rouge' Antarctic-Style.
Mar 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Happy, Texas (1999)
Zahn dances, Northam prances.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Holiday, The (2006)
Transatlantic relationship/ house swap.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Hostel (2005)
Art meets teen intestines.
Jan 5, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Hustle & Flow (2005)
Pimp's Pop Rocks!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Shootin' Up Xmas Present.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Idiocracy (2006)
I.Q.'s drop, Sleeper's tops.
Jan 30, 2007
Scored 2/5
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In Her Shoes (2005)
Cameron Dazzles Convalescing Seniors.
Dec 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Inside Man (2006)
Neuremburgers with extra cheese.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Iraq For Sale: The War Profiteers (2006)
Costly contractors reign Iraq.
May 21, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)
Two-bit thief finds gaiety.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Last King Of Scotland, The (2006)
Last Butcher of Uganda.
May 8, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Libertine, The (2004)
Syphillis as art.
Aug 11, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Unfarfegnugen dysfunctional family roadtrip.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Man Of The Year (2006)
Mork morphs into President.
Oct 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Memoirs Of A Geisha (2005)
Geisha Wears Prada-Plus!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Shylock learns hard lesson.
Nov 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Mrs. Palfrey At The Claremont (2005)
Sunrise Youngster, Sunset Elder.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Munich (2005)
Israelis gun down gunners.
Sep 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Nacho Libre (2006)
The Lord's Luchador.
Feb 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Next Stop Wonderland (1998)
Hope-fully an Intelligent RomCom.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
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No Such Thing (2001)
Polley's love kills monster.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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North Country (2005)
Uglyized Charlize Digs Deep.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Notes On A Scandal (2006)
Fatal Dis-attraction.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Over The Hedge (2006)
Urban sprawl meets varmints.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Painted Veil, The (2006)
Cholera cures ailing newlyweds.
Jun 15, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Flamboyant pirate worries ruffians.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Prairie Home Companion, A (2006)
Altmanesque Radio Redress.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Pursuit Of Happyness, The (2006)
Chasing happyness proves fruitful.
Apr 23, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Queen, The (2006)
Di's death rampages Royalty.
Mar 17, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Ratatouille (2007)
Hairy cook heralds menu.
Sep 19, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Reckoning, The (2002)
Acting troupe trumps Lord.
May 9, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)
Mac Davis Meets Jesus.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Scanner Darkly, A (2006)
Dick's drug-addled gift.
Mar 16, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Shipping News, The (2001)
Wake Awakens Frozen Lives.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Six-String Samurai (1998)
Buddy Holly Loses Vegas.
Aug 29, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Street Fight (2005)
Curry draws Sharpe critics.
Dec 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Take The Lead (2006)
Stepping on Dulaine's toes.
May 17, 2007
Scored 2/5
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Nascar Numbskull's Fearfull Foray.
Jan 9, 2007
Scored 3/5
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The Dead Girl (2006)
Vignettes beget violent ending.
Sep 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
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This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
MPAA Jumps Dick.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Two For The Money (2005)
McConaughey: Pacino's Perfect Picker.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
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United States Of Leland, The (2003)
Stabbing teen turns philosophical.
Aug 12, 2007
Scored 3/5
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16 Blocks (2006)
Alcoholic Diehard needs retirement.
Sep 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Aeon Flux (2005)
Chalize's Sexy SciFi Spectacle.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alien (1979)
Insta-Classic Chest Burster!
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Art School Confidential (2006)
Haughty Art School Flunkies.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batboy's Dark Beginnings.
Sep 11, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Beerfest (2006)
Das Beer Boot.
Mar 23, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bobby (2006)
Sirhan's sure-hands deadly.
Oct 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)
Borat battles big bollocks.
Dec 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis' wacky-wrapped dilemma.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Capote (2005)
Capote is Cold Blooded.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Click (2006)
Life's fast-forward finale.
Oct 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Control Room (2004)
East beats West news.
Aug 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Depp Does Death.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dark Water (2002)
Septic tank infuses set.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Darwin's Nightmare (2004)
Africa's horrors go global.
Oct 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dear Frankie (2004)
Rent-a-dad falls for family.
Mar 19, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Devil Wears Prada, The (2006)
Gopher survives fashion's flames.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Slim's Nuclear Crotch-Ride.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dune (1984)
Lynch turns the worm.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Dust Factory, The (2004)
Mimes mimic afterlife motes.
Oct 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
End Of The Spear (2005)
Disciples get the point.
Mar 13, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Radiation alters friends forever.
Sep 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Freedom Writers (2007)
Gangsta Kids Get Swanked.
Apr 30, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Treadwell's grizzly discovery.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Hidden (2005)
Hide-n-seek videography.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Super-Sad Super-Man.
May 20, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Das Defecting Boot.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
Interview With A Lesbian.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Kingdom Of Heaven (2005)
'Gladiator' meets the crusades.
Sep 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Lady In The Water (2006)
Night's Bedtime Successful Story.
Jan 6, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Brooks battles humorless Hindus.
Nov 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Furry Footed Friends' Finale!
Sep 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Miss Congeniality 2: Armed And Fabulous (2005)
Bullock Kicks Vegas Butt!
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Monster House (2006)
Kids discover toothy mansion.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)
Nude News Aids WW2.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
My Super Ex-Girlfriend (2006)
Superhero is Super-Psycho!
Feb 3, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
New World, The (2005)
Farrell fingers Pokahontas.
Sep 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Paradise Now (2005)
Bomb-crossed Friends Find Fault.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Proposition, The (2005)
Get along lil' Aussie.
Nov 13, 2007
Scored 4/5
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