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Reviews by 'Greystone'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
573
reviews published to date.
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1941 (1979)
Spielberg's laughless demolition derby.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Van(quished) HAL sing.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
8 Mile (2002)
Rappit.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
8 Mile (2002)
Detroit employs Marshall bore.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)
Clay motion.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Adam And Eve (1912)
God watches naked couple.
Jul 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
After The Sunset (2004)
Brosnan, Harrelson sleep together.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Alex Rides out Storm.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)
Alex fights enemies, pimples.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alien (1979)
Stomach acid: amniotic fluid.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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Alien (1979)
Acid drops through Nostromo.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Alien� (1992)
Ripley Bics it.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
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Alien� (1992)
Alien hounds inmates.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Aliens (1986)
Cameron completes alien life-cycle.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Amateur Gymnast, No. 2 (1894)
Double pike.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Amblin' (1968)
Spielberg's original Indy movie.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
American Pie Presents The Naked Mile (2006)
Fifth slice of Pie.
Mar 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Amistad (1997)
'Worthy Spielberg' does slaves.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Around Claudia Schiffer (1995)
David copped a feel.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Back To The Future (1985)
Marty travels Shueless.
Jul 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Fox goes Oirish.
Aug 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Backdraft (1991)
Burn Baldwin, Burn.
Jul 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Barton Fink (1991)
Fink finds write's tough.
Jun 19, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Basic Instinct (1992)
Catherine picks on boyfriend.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Rat, bat and 'drat!'.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Bee Movie (2007)
Another 3D cartoon Buzz.
Aug 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston curses shoddy roofing.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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Ben-Hur (1959)
Heston predicts cha-riot.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Gum fixes time machine.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Bland rock alines universe?!
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Free call time.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Keanu checks call history.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Birds II: Land's End, The (1994)
Sequel un-bird-ened with quality.
Aug 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bowfinger (1999)
Kit unwittingly makes hit.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
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Braveheart (1995)
Gibson blue in face.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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Braveheart (1995)
Wallace's story of woad.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Med sees the dead.
May 25, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Bug And A Bag Of Weed, A (2006)
The Drug Bug.
Apr 1, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Packer tries donor kebab.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Cannibal! The Musical (1996)
Human en-Treys.
Sep 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Chicken Run (2000)
Chocks away for chicks.
Apr 16, 2006
Unscored
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Chicken Run (2000)
Mel frees the P.O.W.ltry.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
City Slickers (1991)
Bruno crosses Brooks.
Jun 8, 2006
Unscored
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Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Minimalist Aliens play Earth.
Apr 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Color Of Money, The (1986)
Money green. Chalk blue.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Columbo: Murder By The Book (1971)
Spielberg directs Columbo's first.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
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Deep Impact (1998)
Morgan meets D. I.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
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Diamonds Are Forever (1971)
Blofeld wears a wig.
Apr 5, 2006
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Die Another Day (2002)
Invisible car. No exhaust?
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
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Die Another Day (2002)
Surf's up for Bond.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dr. No (1962)
Cyanide in cigarette. Ingenious!
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Dukes Of Hazzard, The (2005)
Duke uses the sauce.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Electronic Labyrinth THX 1138 4EB (1970)
Lucas' sci-fi student short.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Executive Decision (1996)
Snake, Seagal on plane.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Face/Off (1997)
The face of trades.
Jun 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, The (2006)
Clay, Lane Drifter.
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
No time Ferris education.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Finding Neverland (2004)
Hoffman. Irish accent unfound.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Firehouse Dog (2007)
Sit. Beg. Fetch. Douse!
May 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Flash Gordon (1980)
Flash back. Blessed astounded!
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
For Your Eyes Only (1981)
Blo fel d-own chimney.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Freaky Friday (2003)
Lohan, Curtis: life swap.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Story and titties twist.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
From Russia With Love (1963)
The SPECTRE strikes back.
Apr 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
G.I. Jane (1997)
Demi does 'Ripley' look.
Jan 26, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Galactic Gigolo (1988)
Flesh Hard-on.
Jul 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Ghostbusters (1984)
Dana's fridge is oven.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Ghostbusters (1984)
Sigourney does doggy-style.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Godfather, The (1972)
Brando has swollen glands.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Godfather, The (1972)
Mumbling through cotton wool.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
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Godfather, The (1972)
Sonny's disposition not sunny.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Murray sees thorugh smoke-screen.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
GoodFellas (1990)
Prison Cookery with Mafia.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Graduate, The (1967)
MILF steals Hoffman's virginity.
May 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Grayskull (2024)
Woo revamps 80s cartoon.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez go halves.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
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Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez mill about.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino, Rodriguez bi-pic.
Jul 12, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
Tarantino + Rodriguez = Shock Flop!
May 18, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Grindhouse (2007)
McGowan legless.
May 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Hannibal Brooks (1969)
Oliver's secret: Elephant POWer!
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hard Way, The (1991)
Michael Fox with Woods.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hawk Is Dying, The (2006)
Vultures circle Hawk.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hercules (1997)
Hercules dozen fail tasks.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
History's Mysteries: The Shroud Of Turin (2000)
Jesus' mucky faced mystery.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Home On The Range (2004)
Disney kills off hand-drawn.
Mar 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)
Fox plays dog.
Apr 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Hoop Dreams (1994)
Steve James' basket case.
May 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
I Am Legend (2007)
Neville faces evil.
Aug 2, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Immortal Beloved (1994)
Beethoven gets beaten deaf.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy's biggest (titled) adventure!
Oct 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull (2008)
Indy seeks Crystal Dome.
Oct 16, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy hotfoots it away.
May 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Shortie demonstrates strong wood.
May 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Beetles? Indy prefers Stones.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Dennis in Martin.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid performs acid attack.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid's vessel explores vessels.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Snot luckily hits spectacles.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Innerspace (1987)
Inner arse. Outta nose.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
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