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Reviews by 'mampers11'
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with a total of
729
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[Rec] (2007)
TV Reporter; Pretty; W(REC)kless.
Feb 8, 2011
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12 Years A Slave (2013)
Fass--bending sticks on slaves.
Nov 29, 2013
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2 Guns (2013)
2 Guns. Explosions: Tons
Aug 31, 2013
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Spidey Four Goes Action
Jun 24, 2012
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Apocalypto (2006)
Mesoamerican Uses Fiery 'Viagra'.
Apr 5, 2007
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Attack The Block (2011)
Aliens Attack London. Believe!
Jun 29, 2012
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Blackadder Back & Forth (1999)
Baldrick & Blackadder's Excellent Adventure
Jun 19, 2012
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Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs (2009)
Andy Samberg-er's Meat-eorology Movie
Jun 30, 2012
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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Green Offers Torn Sausages
Jun 15, 2012
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Fury (2014)
Brad's Army
Nov 3, 2014
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Idiocracy (2006)
Starbucks. A Strip Club?!?!?
Sep 3, 2007
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Last Song, The (2010)
Music 'Notebook'.
Sep 11, 2010
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Planes (2013)
Like Cars, but flying
Aug 31, 2013
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Rescue Dawn (2006)
Bale-ing out of Vietnam.
Aug 24, 2007
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Selma (2014)
Oyelowo Yells For Freedom
Jan 31, 2015
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Showgirls (1995)
Everybody's got AIDS/Shit.
Aug 20, 2012
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Signs (2002)
Hydrophobic Aliens Invade Earth?!?!?
Jun 21, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Signs (2002)
Dead Mum: Batting Advice.
Jun 30, 2012
Scored 3/5
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Social Network, The (2010)
Jesse Ownin Winklevoss/Eduardo.
Dec 9, 2011
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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Boat. Bomb. Bullock. Bombed.
Mar 30, 2009
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Super High Me (2007)
Month of Stoned Days
Jul 25, 2012
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Smallest dog gets huge.
Nov 22, 2013
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Attack Of The Monster Mammaries (1987)
Those tits are boobytraps
Nov 22, 2013
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Attack The Block (2011)
Moses Parts Dead Aliens.
Jun 29, 2012
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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)
Disco's Dead. Vampires Live
Nov 22, 2013
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Batman Begins (2005)
Bale Begins Batman Franchise
Jun 22, 2012
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Black Dynamite (2009)
Donuts Dont Wear Alligators
Jun 24, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Black Dynamite (2009)
Dynamite Makes Nixon Boom
Jun 26, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Cars (2006)
Paul/Randy Newman's CARS
Jun 19, 2012
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Catwoman (2004)
Catwoman: Purr-thetic
Aug 20, 2012
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Don Jon (2013)
Porn, Romcoms. The Same ?!?!?!
Nov 28, 2013
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Elysium (2013)
Shaven Damon craving healthcare
Aug 31, 2013
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Even Cowgirls Get The Blues (1993)
Thurman's Acting. All Thumbs.
Jul 15, 2012
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Frozen (2013)
Snowman Olaf: All Laughs
Jan 31, 2015
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Fury (2014)
WW2 is the Pitts
Nov 3, 2014
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Love Guru, The (2008)
Guru: Bad Kar-ma Crash.
Aug 6, 2008
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Man Of Steel (2013)
Henry Cavill. Steely Manner.
Jun 24, 2013
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Mean Machine (2001)
Jones' Longest Yard
Jun 19, 2012
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Rushmore (1998)
Fischer fishing for teacher.
Feb 22, 2007
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Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (2010)
Pilgrim: May(be) Flower's love.
Sep 19, 2010
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Shot In The Dark, A (1964)
Kato Almost KO Clouseau
Dec 31, 2014
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Silver Linings Playbook (2012)
Wonder makes Bradley Bipolar.
Jan 14, 2013
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Speed (1994)
Bus. Bomb. Bullock. Boombastic.
Mar 30, 2009
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(500) Days Of Summer (2009)
Lovelorned Levitt Summmer Bummer.
Jan 23, 2010
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Attack Of The Killer Refrigerator (1990)
Victims getting iced
Nov 22, 2013
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Catwoman (2004)
Catwoman, good? Pitof!
Aug 20, 2012
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Dark Knight Rises, The (2012)
Bane, Batman, Broken Back.
Jun 18, 2012
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Dark Knight, The (2008)
Joker's Stories: Scarring.
Jan 25, 2010
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Dear Mr. Watterson (2013)
Love Letter to Watterson
Jan 10, 2015
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Free Birds (2013)
This movie's a Turkey
Nov 22, 2013
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Frozen (2013)
Elsa = Female Sub Zero
Jan 31, 2015
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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)
Moretz. More Hit Girl.
Aug 31, 2013
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Man Of Steel (2013)
Crowe, Costner, Cavill. Cool
Jun 24, 2013
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Salt (2010)
Jolie Russian Around.
Sep 7, 2010
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Sicko (2007)
NHS best? Moore's Sick.
Nov 11, 2007
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Some Like It Hot (1959)
Monroe = Jello On Springs.
Jun 9, 2008
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There Will Be Blood (2007)
Plainview makes shaken Sunday.
Feb 26, 2008
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This Is It (2009)
Rehearsals: Off The Wall.
Jan 30, 2010
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Three Stooges, The (2012)
Hudson. The Singing Nun
Jan 14, 2013
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Titanic II (2010)
Titanic, Iceberg. Round 2.
Sep 11, 2010
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Winnie The Pooh And Tigger Too! (1974)
Tigger: True Manic Depressive.
Jan 28, 2010
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127 Hours (2010)
'Castaway' Set In Canyon.
Jan 15, 2011
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Attack The Block (2011)
Moses Vs The Monsters
Jun 30, 2012
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Battlefield Earth: A Saga Of The Year 3000 (2000)
Battlefield Earth: Terra-ble
Aug 20, 2012
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Black Dynamite (2009)
Black Dynamite vs Nixon
Jun 26, 2013
Scored 6/5
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Brave (2012)
Merida's Mother: Bit Grizzly
Jun 30, 2012
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Caramel (2007)
Sex & City, Beirut.
Jun 3, 2008
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Cloverfield (2008)
Monster decapitates Lady Liberty.
Feb 4, 2008
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Frozen (2013)
I(ce)dina Menzel
Jan 31, 2015
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Man Of Steel (2013)
Morpheus, Robin Hood, Superman.
Jul 2, 2013
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Seven Psychopaths (2012)
Woody loves his Shihtzu
Jan 14, 2013
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Spartacus (1960)
Slaves conduct identity fraud.
Oct 19, 2010
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Three Stooges, The (2012)
Stooges Gaga for Vergara
Jan 14, 2013
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Trash Humpers (2009)
Talking/Fucking Trash
Jun 19, 2012
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Troll 2 (1990)
Joshua pisses on hospitality.
Mar 1, 2011
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Vinyl (1965)
Clockwork Orange. Factory Made.
Jun 22, 2012
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10,000 B.C. (2008)
10,000 BC = Apocalypto Lite.
Apr 12, 2008
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24 7: Twenty Four Seven (1997)
Hoskins Boxing
May 5, 2014
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Alien Autopsy (2006)
Ant, Dec's first movie.
Mar 28, 2006
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Gwen Stacy is Stoned
Jun 22, 2012
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(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Pie Pleasurer in College.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pie Pleasurer Gets Married.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Bambi II (2006)
Teen Angst Bambi Style.
Nov 26, 2005
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Black Sheep (2006)
Killer sheeps being baaarbaric.
Oct 6, 2007
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Breasts (1996)
Those are good Mammaries
Dec 9, 2013
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Chocolate Sperm (2001)
Losing your Wad-bury.
Nov 29, 2013
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Doogal (2006)
Spin-off of 'Magic Roundabout'.
Mar 21, 2006
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Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Palau? Coalition of Willing?!
Jan 27, 2010
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Football Factory, The (2004)
Moff's A Football Hooligan.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jobs (2013)
Kutcher's a Jobbing Actor.
Aug 28, 2013
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Kick-Ass (2010)
McLovin a Super Hero?
Jan 30, 2010
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Violent advert For milk.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Let Me In (2010)
Let Right One American.
Nov 13, 2010
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Little Man (2006)
Wayan's Short on Crime.
Aug 3, 2006
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Norbit (2007)
Fat Murphy fancies himself.
Mar 13, 2007
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Once In A Lifetime (2006)
Rise/ fall of Cosmos.
May 11, 2006
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Pianist, The (2002)
Pianist Finds Spud Gun.
Mar 7, 2007
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Players Club, The (1998)
Ice Cube's directional debut.
Nov 1, 2005
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Red (2010)
Black-ops Vs hip ops.
Oct 8, 2010
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Revolver (2005)
Kabbalah In Crime Story.
Oct 7, 2005
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