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Reviews by 'Sludge'
Current status of
Movie deity (Silver)
with a total of
6630
reviews published to date.
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...And Call Me In The Morning (1999)
Please Call Me Now.
Jan 9, 2011
Unscored
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...And Justice For All (1979)
Judge picks wrong lawyer.
Jun 15, 2006
Unscored
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1,001 Ways To Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits And Gravy Edition (2002)
Gravy swimming in biscuits.
Jan 5, 2017
Unscored
Vote
10 Minute Run!!!, The (2001)
Milo. Guy, go!
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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100 Days Of Loneliness (2018)
Man Solo.
Jan 6, 2021
Unscored
Vote
100 Rifles (1969)
Yaqui doodle dandy.
Jan 8, 2017
Unscored
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100 Years Of Horror: Scream Queens (1996)
C B's and sirens.
Aug 31, 2008
Unscored
Vote
12 Years A Slave (2013)
Patsey Cryin'. Crazy.
Mar 4, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
12 Years A Slave (2013)
Fass-bends-her.
Mar 4, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
127 Hours (2010)
Franco loses fluids.
Nov 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
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127 Hours (2010)
Go maim, a rock.
Nov 22, 2011
Scored 5/5
Vote
127 Hours (2010)
Franco tests remaining arm.
Aug 6, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
13 Assassins (2010)
Breaker's dozen.
Aug 13, 2013
Unscored
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13th Warrior, The (1999)
Banderas becomes baker's dozenth.
Jan 8, 2017
Scored 4/5
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1848 (1950)
1848 101.
Jul 25, 2010
Unscored
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20 Million Miles To Earth (1957)
Itsa far from Earth.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
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2012 (2009)
Municipal tax sources depleted.
Dec 18, 2009
Scored 2/5
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2012 Doomsday (2008)
Christian agenda trashes Mayans.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 0/5
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22 July (2018)
Norwegian nationalist "Nilsen" nixes...
Aug 2, 2022
Unscored
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3 Feet Under: Digging Deep For The Geoduck (2003)
Neither gooey, nor duck.
Sep 5, 2008
Unscored
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300 (2006)
Elephants. Gerard.
Aug 1, 2010
Scored 4/5
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33, The (2015)
Everyone has miner role.
Aug 16, 2016
Unscored
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47 Ronin (2013)
Forty Seven Samurai.
May 19, 2015
Unscored
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8 Mile (2002)
Eminem dismisses chocolate rapper.
Mar 14, 2012
Unscored
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9/11 (2017)
Charlie's Great Crashed Elevator.
Jul 26, 2017
Unscored
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A Malibu Horror Story (2014)
Boo in the 'bu
Jan 12, 2013
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A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018)
50% of Coreys survive.
Jan 3, 2018
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A Tale Of Two Coreys (2018)
Coreys quarried.
Jan 4, 2018
Unscored
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Año Bisiesto (2010)
Busy bed. Bisiesto.
Mar 17, 2017
Unscored
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A-Team, The (2010)
Rampage. No Ice, T.
Jun 9, 2010
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Aardvark (2010)
Blood leading the blind
Jan 14, 2013
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
Emaciation Proclamation.
Oct 24, 2012
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Accountant, The (2016)
Ben crunches numbers, people.
Jan 8, 2017
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Acne (2003)
My pocked, er, face.
Apr 11, 2010
Unscored
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Adam And Eve (1912)
Evolutionary reputation is soiled.
May 27, 2006
Unscored
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Admission (2013)
Pressman drives Portia.
Apr 4, 2013
Unscored
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Adore (2013)
Hard boards. Hard. Bored?
Jul 27, 2016
Unscored
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Adore (2013)
Surfing... on yer mom!
Jul 26, 2016
Unscored
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Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, The (2011)
Tintin Pegged by Spielberg.
Jul 7, 2010
Unscored
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African Booty Scratcher (2007)
Prom dress: head scratcher.
Sep 20, 2010
Unscored
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After Adderall (2016)
Elliott's small world, Adderall.
Jan 27, 2017
Unscored
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Afternoon Tea In The Gardens Of Clarence House (1897)
The eightean hundreds
Jan 15, 2013
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Age Of Adaline, The (2015)
Lively & spritely.
May 24, 2015
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Age Of The Hobbits (2012)
The Fobbit: Expected Jury.
Dec 21, 2012
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Aileen: Life And Death Of A Serial Killer (2003)
Murder justification all Greek.
Sep 17, 2008
Scored 6/5
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Air Buddies (2006)
The Bud-ville nine?
Jun 20, 2006
Unscored
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Alba (2016)
Alba seein' mom later.
Jan 16, 2017
Unscored
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Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Depp's a player-hatter.
Apr 12, 2010
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Aliens In The Wild, Wild West (1999)
Alien vs. Winchester.
Mar 1, 2007
Unscored
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Almost Famous (2000)
'Golden God' sobers up.
Apr 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Stillwater 'n' pool.
Jul 21, 2007
Scored 3/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Penny for your cocks?
Jan 22, 2013
Scored 3/5
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Always (1989)
Angel's flight.
Jan 9, 2017
Unscored
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Am I Normal?: A Film About Male Puberty (1979)
Puberty Q's.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Lizard eats Rhys.
Mar 17, 2013
Unscored
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Amazing Spider-Man, The (2012)
Skater's grip improves.
Mar 19, 2013
Unscored
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Amblin' (1968)
Forkin'. The road.
Jan 9, 2017
Unscored
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Amblin' (1968)
Hikers guide to hitchin'.
Jan 9, 2017
Unscored
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American History X (1998)
Death in Venice.
Jul 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
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American History X (1998)
The Skin with Two Eds.
Jan 17, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
American Sniper (2014)
Kyle kills Queda kids.
Mar 4, 2015
Scored 4/5
Vote
AmeriGeddon (2016)
Power failure? Amerigeddin' out!
May 16, 2016
Unscored
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Amy's Orgasm (2001)
Amy arrives.
Sep 3, 2011
Unscored
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
News business, zoo's business.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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And Then Came Lola (2009)
Run Lola Run. Again.
Jun 9, 2010
Unscored
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Animal Kingdom (2010)
Wheelwright steered wrong.
Apr 8, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
Animal Reproduction And Artificial Insemination In Bovines (1983)
Bull gets jerked around.
Oct 2, 2010
Unscored
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Anita (2013)
Nominee couldn't go upHill?
Jan 28, 2013
Unscored
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Anita (2013)
Coke declines product placement.
Apr 29, 2013
Unscored
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Anti-Semitism In The 21st Century: The Resurgence (2007)
Jewish 'survival conspiracy' succeeds.
Jan 25, 2008
Unscored
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
One animal definitely harmed.
Jul 25, 2013
Scored 5/5
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Arachnophobia (1990)
Fear the creeper.
Dec 29, 2015
Unscored
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Argo (2012)
Embassy shredders easily decrypted.
Jan 25, 2013
Scored 6/5
Vote
Arizona, The New State (1912)
New flag for Flagstaff.
Jan 25, 2010
Unscored
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Armstrong Lie, The (2013)
Stretch: Armstrong.
May 29, 2017
Unscored
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Armstrong Lie, The (2013)
Junk peddler.
May 29, 2017
Unscored
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Armstrong Lie, The (2013)
Tour de Farce.
Jul 28, 2017
Unscored
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Arrival (2016)
Aliens, Adams in circles.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Arrival (2016)
Stiff in time saves...
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Asylum (2005)
Natasha, naked 'n' nuts.
Jul 10, 2007
Unscored
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At Close Range (1986)
Madonna redeems Penn's movie?
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
At Close Range (1986)
Brad's bad. Brad's badder.
Nov 4, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
Atomic Blonde (2017)
"Killer Queen" Broughton rocks.
Mar 17, 2017
Unscored
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Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)
Dog, stories.
Dec 21, 2009
Unscored
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Attack Of The Virgin Mummies (2004)
Virgin mummy. No Jesus.
Oct 10, 2008
Unscored
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Avatar (2009)
Dances with Woad.
Jan 4, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Avatar (2009)
Airborne jellyfish endorse hybrid.
Jan 9, 2010
Scored 5/5
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Avatar (2009)
Alien: Re-Resurrection.
Jan 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
Aviator, The (2004)
Mogul collects starlets, urine.
Sep 8, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Awfully Big Adventure, An (1995)
Rickman relinquishes ransom, reluctantly.
Jan 21, 2016
Unscored
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Azit, The Paratrooper Dog (1972)
When dogs fly.
Sep 20, 2010
Unscored
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Bachelor Party (1984)
Hanks risks Tawny port.
Feb 3, 2024
Unscored
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Back To Bataan (1945)
Spinning Bataan.
Aug 23, 2008
Unscored
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Back To The Future (1985)
Crispin, time, saves McFly.
Jul 21, 2016
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Dizzying ride. Ups Chuck.
Jul 23, 2016
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Fox pimps for Pepsi.
Oct 2, 2010
Scored 4/5
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Backwards: The Riddle Of Dyslexia (1984)
Joaquin's butde.
Jul 31, 2010
Unscored
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Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses (2014)
Pope shits on hoods.
Aug 19, 2014
Unscored
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Bad Boys (1983)
Juvy sentence? Bring quarters.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Bad Santa (2003)
Marcus: angry, sober dwarf.
Nov 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
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