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Reviews by 'Mr Savoir Faire'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
641
reviews published to date.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Unlucky rabbit's afoot.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Idiocracy (2006)
Mack to the future.
Oct 1, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Pig That Would Not Stay At Home, The (1912)
Ham on the Range.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Harvey (1950)
Alcoholics: only pooka anonymous.
Feb 27, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Dirty linen in public.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Lil Jon: Crunkwar Part 1 (2005)
Short and skeet.
Jun 25, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Sci-fi franchise not Resurrected.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Duncan And Another, Blacksmith Shop (1891)
Black(smith) and white film.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Exorcist III, The (1990)
Third time. Demon harm.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla (1954)
Godzilla roars through Tokyo!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Versus Disco Lando (1998)
GodziLucas.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Megaguirus (2000)
Humans, Godzilla turn 'Tide!'.
Jun 30, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Monster Zero (1965)
Godzilla's 'zero' hour!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ice Age (2002)
Lazy sloth chills out.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Of The Kongo, The (1929)
Kong causes *silent* screams.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kiss, The (1896)
Kiss of the Victorian.
Aug 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Ghosts chase Ghost.
Jul 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mechagodzilla vs. Godzilla (1975)
Godzilla killa mechanica!
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Operation Monsterland (1968)
Japan's finally in space!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Lucas spin-off: 'Arabian Flights'.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
VeggieTales: Sheerluck Holmes And The Golden Ruler (2006)
Culinary, my dear Watson!
May 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Drying method? Geneva suspension!
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beverly Hillbillies, The (1993)
Granny knocked off rocker.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Dominion: Prequel To The Exorcist (2005)
Genesis before 'The Exorcist'.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Duncan Smoking (1891)
Victorian bloke smokes.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Edison Kinetoscopic Record Of A Sneeze (1894)
Edison boogeys.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghidrah, The Three-Headed Monster (1964)
Ghidrah meteors Godzilla.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Cosmic Monster (1974)
Statue placed by Seesar.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla, Mothra And King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)
Godzilla radiates above rest!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Highlander (1986)
Connery makes heads roll.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(1)
James Bond Story, The (2000)
Old Bonds with revenue.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Kong (1962)
Kong 'caste' in India.
Apr 23, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Kong Vs. Godzilla (1962)
Kong lays down 'tile.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
President Mckinley At Home (1897)
Black and Whitehouse lawn.
Sep 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rat Killing (1894)
Mice-acre.
Dec 28, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Seytan (1974)
Pea soup contains Turkey.
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Chan in clock's face.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla And Other Movie Monsters (1998)
Toho's Tokyo tramplers' tribute.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Space Godzilla (1994)
Earth's Godzilla faces space's.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Legend Of Zorro, The (2005)
The Unmask of Zorro.
Apr 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Men Boxing (1891)
Edison light, 1890's fight.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monkey And Another, Boxing (1891)
Man chumped by chimp.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monkeyshines, No. 1 (1890)
Edison monkeys around.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Mothra (1961)
Midgets cry, moth flies.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)
Babar drop.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thief Of Hearts (1984)
Made out like bandit.
May 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wild Wild West (1999)
President Grants Smith award.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Wimbledon (2004)
Match couple.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American History: Our Declaration Of Independence (1941)
Paper Constitutes independence.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beast, The (1995)
Jumps, the shark.
Mar 29, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Canadian Bacon (1995)
America's war on Toronto.
Oct 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cock Fight, The (1894)
A real chicken fight.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Biollante (1989)
Godzilla 'rose' from volcano.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Destoroyah (1995)
Godzilla almost spontaneously combusts!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla Vs. Gigan (1972)
Godzilla's monster roach problem.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Godzilla: On Assignment With Charles Caiman (1998)
Pitillo Godzilla documentary.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
IRON-ic robot tale.
Jul 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
King Kong Appears In Edo (1938)
JAPEnese Kong.
Sep 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Pippin's haircut? Fro'.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Me And Him (1988)
Ding-dong linguistic theory.
May 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Song Of The South (1946)
When sirloin goes bad.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(1)
War Room, The (1993)
Bush leaves Whitehouse lawn.
Oct 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
A*P*E (1976)
Korean Kong. Lacks Seoul.
Mar 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Being John Malkovich (1999)
Malkovich's ultimate ego boost.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Breslau Fire Department In Action (1901)
Breslau's 'department' from station.
Sep 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cesk� Sen (2004)
False market.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dance Naked (1995)
Beat Streak.
May 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Delivery Boys (1984)
You Got Served Pizza.
May 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ebirah, Horror Of The Deep (1966)
Monster makes Godzilla crabby!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)
Noah crashes his ship.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Godzilla Versus Disco Lando (1998)
Boxing king Godzilla.
Mar 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla Vs. Hedora (1971)
Japan's monster smog problem!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla, Mothra, Mechagodzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. (2003)
UN fights Godzilla hARMLESSly!
Jun 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hero (2002)
Jet Qi.
Sep 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Minya: The Son Of Godzilla (1969)
Giant FOOTage of flashbacks!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Nederlands In 7 Lessen (1948)
A van-derful Huguenot film.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sunrise Over Tiananmen Square (1998)
Red dawn.
Jul 15, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(2)
True Story. Based On Things That Never Actually Happened. ...And Some That Did., A (2010)
True. Lies.
Aug 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cesk� Sen (2004)
Blank Czech market.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Donovan's Brain (1953)
Mind bottling.
May 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Duck Amuck (1953)
Daffy's animator's fowl trick.
Sep 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)
Duncan plot becomes 'hazy'.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Fred Ott Holding A Bird (1894)
Ott-strich.
May 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla Fantasia (1984)
Godzilla breakdances to music.
Jan 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Hero (2002)
The hero is Nameless.
Aug 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
R.V. (2006)
Trailer trashed.
May 12, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Seytan (1974)
Koran-ing with the Devil.
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Taxi (2004)
NYC Cab from Queen.
Aug 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Turist �mer Uzay Yolunda (1973)
Turks 'Star' in film.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Turist �mer Uzay Yolunda (1973)
The Final Fron-Turk.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe (1980)
Sole eater.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
xXx: State Of The Union (2005)
Xzibit: Xander XXX Xeroxed.
May 21, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
A.k.a. Cassius Clay (1970)
Pacifist takes up boxing.
Aug 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Wyld Stalyons tamed.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Doctor Who: Thirty Years In The Tardis (1993)
Doctormentary.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla (1998)
Amerizilla: Monster budget, plotless.
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla (2002)
Godzilla lives. UN UNvictorious.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla And Other Movie Monsters (1998)
Toho's rubber fashion line.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Godzilla, King Of The Monsters! (1956)
Godzilla stands above rest!
Jun 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Parme-gone cheese.
Feb 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
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