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47	redPen (1817)
48	shoon (1746)
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Five(ish?) years as a fwiffer

Reviews by 'shoon'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1746 reviews published to date.

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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)

Sound catcher turns....atomic??!!

Mar 16, 2006
Scored 4/5

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5,000 Fingers Of Dr. T., The (1953)

Screws, string make bomb?

Mar 15, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Actors, The (2003)

Scotsman has Aral journey.

May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The (2002)

Murphy pulls a moony.

Nov 15, 2004
Unscored

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After The Fall Of New York (1983)

Fertile woman! Eurak-a!

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker (2006)

McGregor's spy career: short-lived.

Aug 15, 2006
Scored 4/5

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All Dogs Go To Heaven (1989)

Old dog Reynolds dies.

Sep 11, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Animal House (1978)

Belushi repulses students.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Armageddon (1998)

Willis prevents meteor disaster.

Jun 24, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Battle Royale II (2003)

Kids must survive again.

Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Battle Royale II (2003)

Stranded schoolkids' murderous sequel.

Aug 17, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Borat: Cultural Learnings Of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan (2006)

Borat fears Jew roaches.

Sep 18, 2007
Scored 5/5

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Bull Durham (1988)

Sarandon sleeps with Nuke.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Chopper (2000)

Bana batters, pre-Banner.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen (2004)

Lindsay's Lola: loner.

Mar 14, 2006
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Crash (2004)

Dillon sets prejudices aside.

Aug 17, 2006
Scored 6/5

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Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)

Fire causes record temperatures.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Day The Earth Caught Fire, The (1961)

Nukes alter Earth's orbit.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)

Collegiate gangsta gets shot.

Feb 24, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)

Carrey hides in childhood.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)

Hand confronts stoner Spicoli.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Final Cut, The (2004)

Rememory missing red book.

Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Final Destination 3 (2006)

Picture perfect destinations.

Mar 14, 2006
Scored 2/5

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Friday (1995)

Cube considers dealer dilemma.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987)

Joes foil reptilian plot.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Ghost World (2001)

Scarlett Birch romances Buscemi.

Sep 17, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Gone With The Wind (1939)

Scarlett braves War difficulties.

Aug 12, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Gothika (2003)

Dutton, pal lynch girls.

Apr 15, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Gremlins (1984)

Gremlins hate cute Gizmo.

Aug 12, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Gridiron Gang (2006)

Rocky Miavia plays gridiron.

Sep 17, 2006
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Grindhouse (2007)

Tarantino, Rodriguez, trailers, horrors.

Aug 21, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers (1988)

Michael returns after break.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Halloween II (1981)

Myers hospitlisd, still murderous.

Feb 29, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers (1995)

Michael Myers cursed, returns.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Hamlet (1990)

Gibson plays tragic prince.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)

Radcliffe's too crap, Oldman.

Jun 27, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Haunting, The (1999)

Insomniacs haunted by Crain.

Feb 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Hero (2002)

Sky only surviving assassin.

Sep 28, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Hero (2002)

Jet remains, Nameless.

Sep 28, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Hero (2002)

Moon takes Snow's mantle.

Oct 1, 2004
Scored 6/5

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High Anxiety (1977)

Anxiety aids name clearing.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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High Strung (1994)

Oedekerk h-8-s everything.

Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5

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House Of Flying Daggers (2004)

Jin: My Mei.

Mar 21, 2006
Scored 5/5

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House Of Flying Daggers (2004)

Leo: No, my Mei!

Feb 21, 2006
Scored 5/5

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Human Traffic (1999)

Kerrigan's enthralling Traffic jam.

Aug 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Intolerable Cruelty (2003)

Coens reduced to 'screwball'.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Jaws 2 (1978)

Killer shark hunted. Again.

Jul 16, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Palmy kung fu action.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Landlords stop mad musicians.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Masters foil Axe gang.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Axe gang dances dangerously.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Dragon gang slain.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Kung Fu Hustle (2004)

Sing receives golden shower.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Ladykillers, The (2004)

Robbery, hippedy-hop language, IBS.

Oct 10, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Last Samurai, The (2003)

JapanimaTom.

Dec 12, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Leaving Las Vegas (1995)

Suicidal alchoholic befriends prostitute.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Legend Of The Liquid Sword (1993)

Batman goes kung-fu, vampire?

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Lethal Weapon (1987)

Gibson becomes action cop.

Jul 30, 2004
Unscored

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Lita: It Just Feels Right (2001)

Team Xtreme no more.

Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Lita: It Just Feels Right (2001)

Rated R diva remembered.

Aug 18, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Mad Max (1979)

Gibson's post-apocalyptic crusade.

Nov 16, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981)

More Apocalyptic Mel.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Max saves exiled kids.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)

Mental Iraqfluence.

Nov 21, 2004
Unscored

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Mariachi, El (1992)

Mean mo-fo Mexican minstrel.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5

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MASH (1970)

Surgeons's crazy army Korea.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Matchstick Men (2003)

Nick, Sam avoid Cage.

Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Reloaded Keanu, flock Smiths.

Dec 23, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Keanu ends Smiths' Revolution.

Apr 25, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Max (2002)

Painter, pre-Dictator.

Nov 5, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Miami Vice (2006)

Charmless Colin plays Crockett.

Aug 11, 2006
Scored 0/5

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Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)

Beleaguered manager resigns gracefully.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Minority Report (2002)

'Precog' crap ruins action.

Dec 2, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Monkeybone (2001)

Nightmare formula found, farted.

Feb 24, 2005
Scored 1/5

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Monterey Pop (1968)

Rockumentary, pre-Woodstock.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Mr. Smith Goes To Washington (1939)

Stewart becomes Senator.

Feb 18, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Muppet Movie, The (1979)

Kermit evades frogs-legs merchant.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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My Name Is Nobody (1973)

Hill's a Nobody.

Jul 3, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Mystery Of Chess Boxing, The (1979)

Ghost Face taunts victims.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Natural, The (1984)

Lightning bat aids resurgence.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)

Freddie hunts, 3rd time.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Nutty Professor, The (1996)

Eddie and the fatsos.

Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5

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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)

Convicts escape prison, Klan.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Old Yeller (1957)

Yeller eventually becomes loved.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Once Were Warriors (1994)

Jake loves, beats wife.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Opposite Of Sex, The (1998)

Ricci's 'Opposite' = seducing fag.

Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Pale Rider (1985)

Mysterious Eastwood dissuades seige.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Patton (1970)

Maverick WWII general's story.

Aug 16, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Peacekeeper, The (1997)

Sarrazin makes Lundgren Cross.

Feb 15, 2005
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Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)

Virginal scents cause cannabilism.

Mar 14, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Peter Rabbit And The Crucifix (2001)

Peter's Holey too.

Dec 6, 2004
Unscored

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Pink Cadillac (1989)

Eastwood regains Nazi's baby.

Oct 11, 2004
Unscored

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Pink Flamingos (1972)

Sleaze battle hardly Divine.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Pink Panther Strikes Again, The (1976)

Sellars's bumbling Clouseau returns.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Pink Panther, The (1963)

Clouseau eventually nabs thief.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Platoon (1986)

Massacre causes Sergeant's clash.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Polar Express, The (2004)

Hanks plays cynical teen.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Predator 2 (1990)

Predator Glover replaces Arnie.

Dec 19, 2004
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Princess Bride, The (1987)

Andre's acting: inconceivably bad.

Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5

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Prisoner Of Zenda, The (1937)

Rudolph becomes Ruritanian King.

Feb 15, 2005
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