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Reviews by 'The Person who Needs a Clue'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
364
reviews published to date.
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6th Day, The (2000)
Two Arnies for one.
Sep 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Angel Eyes (2001)
J-Lo saved by Caviezal.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Basturd steals 'Mojo'.
Jan 12, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Bad Boys (1995)
Lawrence is Bad cop.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Bad Boys II (2003)
Smith steals partner's sister.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Kid Friendly Sherlock Homles.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Big Daddy (1999)
Kid is Mini-Sandler.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Holy Carrey! Unfunny 'hell'!
Nov 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bug's Life, A (1998)
Ants fight grasshoppers.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Chasing Liberty (2004)
Dating Predent's daughter wrong.
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
People make Martin angry.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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City By The Sea (2002)
Son killer, cop detective.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Willis fights Bloody Hard.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Earth Girls Are Easy (1988)
Scoring chicks easily, aliens.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Emperor's New Groove, The (2000)
'New Clothes' for kiddies.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferris saves Cameron.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Big 'blob' attacks Earth.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Frequency (2000)
Son contacts dead father.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Fugitive, The (1993)
Ford thinks killer disabled.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Get Carter (2000)
Carter: Low-key, cheaper, worse.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Heist (2001)
Gold stolen from Swiss.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Karloff makes better Grinch.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Jones' against the Nazis.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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JFK (1991)
Costner investigates JFK's murder.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
'Enter The Tongue'.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Loaded Weapon 1 (1993)
Cop misses girl, dog.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Man On Fire (2004)
Scott works with Denzel.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mighty Ducks, The (1992)
Big Mouse uses Ducks!?
Feb 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Minority Report (2002)
Pre-crime pre-times man's murder.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
'Mission: Impossible' without brains.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
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My Favourite Martian (1999)
Alien turns into Liz.
Dec 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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One Hour Photo (2002)
Sy is weird guy.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Orange County (2002)
Hanks helped by Black.
Feb 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Out Of Sight (1998)
Clooney deals with Cheadle.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Out Of Time (2003)
Framed Washington, happy ending.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Earth is ape world.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Rififi (1955)
Heist without words, Amazing!
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Robin And The 7 Hoods (1964)
Frank- Gangster in Hood.
Jan 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Rushmore (1998)
Kid makes Platoon-like Play.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Showtime (2002)
'Cops' with mistakes.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow (2004)
Jude Law, robots, A.I?
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Speed (1994)
Hopper's head knocked off.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Reeves gone, big bomb.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over (2003)
Stallone kicked 3-D Ass!
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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There's Something About Mary (1998)
Stiller saved from killer.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Time Machine, The (2002)
Irons has less iron.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Trading Places (1983)
Aykroyd turns into hobo.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Twin Dragons (1992)
Double the Chan!
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wasabi (2001)
Reno turns Japanese.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Wayne's World (1992)
Idoit gets Rocker Girl.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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What About Bob? (1991)
Shrink turns into patient.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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X2 (2003)
Janssen waved down, wave.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 0/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Computer gone psycho.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Elvises rocks Vegas fault.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Agent Cody Banks (2003)
'xXx' with kids.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Anastasia (1997)
Journey of missing daughter.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
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AntiTrust (2001)
Robbins plays bad Gates.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
'Jedi' with semen jokes.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Lizzie plays with Austin.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Batman (1989)
Reporter cheers up broadcast.
Feb 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
90 minute African shoot-out.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Blackball (2003)
Vegas bowls into condom.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Bringing Out The Dead (1999)
Doctoer hauted by patients.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Cable Guy, The (1996)
Carrey 'lives by TV'.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Cannonball Run II (1984)
Chan fights, Jaws drives.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
D2: The Mighty Ducks (1994)
Ducks taste the Ice(land).
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Daredevil (2003)
Hell's Kitchen has Devil.
Nov 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid (1982)
Dead actors help Martin.
Dec 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Gyllenhaal told to vangalize.
Jan 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Face/Off (1997)
Travolta turns good, bad.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Flatliners (1990)
Sutherland beated by kid.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Green plays with moose.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
From Hell (2001)
Ripper gets Hooker's wombs.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Gods And Generals (2003)
Daniels Leads Civil War.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Head Of State (2003)
The hood run campaign.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Iranians take Connelly's home.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Island Of Dr. Moreau, The (1996)
Kilmer remade into animal.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Outback's Scooby-Doo.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Kingpin (1996)
One-handed man bowls.
Jan 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Licence To Kill (1989)
Bond turns Die Hard.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Two Towers, many battles.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Mallrats (1995)
Mall comedy, don't work.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Mariachi, El (1992)
'Desperado' with more plot.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Mask Of Zorro, The (1998)
Masked hero unmasks lady.
Nov 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Mercury Rising (1998)
Kid finds C.I.A Code.
Feb 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Monkeybone (2001)
Goldberg as Death.
Jan 14, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Kid thinks Sully cat.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Murder At 1600 (1997)
Murder in White House.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
Watch out Europe, Griswolds!
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Once Upon A Time In Mexico (2003)
Depp works Three handed.
Dec 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pay It Forward (2000)
Osment starts revolution.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Planes, Trains And Automobiles (1987)
Trip- Hell, Candy- Devil.
Jan 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Rat Race (2001)
Italian Bean sleeps.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Roger And Me (1989)
Town detroyed, Moore investigates.
Feb 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Wilson secrectly loves Paltrow.
Oct 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Hannibal likes wine, human.
Jan 16, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Spider-Man (2002)
Parker saves N.Y. End.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Swordfish (2001)
Travolta leads billion heist.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Terminator, The (1984)
Schwarzengger exterminates the Conners.
Dec 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Timecop (1994)
Time is against Damme.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
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