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Reviews by 'Markandlain'
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with a total of
1293
reviews published to date.
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Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Trannies at the sands.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel (2009)
Chipmunks go to school!
Jan 3, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Amazing Grace (2006)
Finney pens gospel standard.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Anal Excursions 5 (2006)
Ben English, bend over.
Aug 12, 2007
Unscored
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Are We There Yet? (2005)
Cube, brats trash car.
Nov 17, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Babel (2006)
Blanchett's Moroccan Pitt-fall.
Mar 20, 2008
Unscored
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Babel (2006)
Pitt-iful Road to Morocco.
Mar 20, 2008
Unscored
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Big (1988)
Elizabeth Perkins, unwitting cougar.
Aug 22, 2010
Unscored
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Black Like Me (1964)
Whitmore becomes more black.
Jun 5, 2006
Unscored
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Black Sheep (2006)
GE farmer loves ewe.
Jul 18, 2008
Unscored
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Blob, The (1958)
Had them at Jell-o.
Aug 7, 2010
Unscored
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Book Of Eli, The (2010)
Eli aces bible memorisation.
Aug 22, 2010
Unscored
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Simple Carrey's God complex.
Oct 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Ashton punk'd future, past.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored
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Butterfly Kiss (1995)
Murderess desperately seeking Judith.
Dec 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Casino Royale (2006)
Brosnan out, Craig in.
Jun 24, 2006
Unscored
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Chain Of Fools (2000)
Annoying child swallows coins.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored
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Charlie & Boots (2009)
Drives Hoges and fishes.
Jan 1, 2010
Unscored
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Clue (1985)
Telegram girl gets offed.
Jul 28, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dances With Wolves (1990)
Costner saves emo squaw.
Sep 5, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Deacons For Defense (2003)
Forest guns for Klan.
Oct 20, 2008
Unscored
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Reluctant man-whore surprising sweet.
Jul 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Southern hospitality woos Fox.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Grady grows on Fox.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Fox's Porsche? 356 pieces.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Doc Fox- ambulance chaser.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
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Double Teamed (2002)
Burge-oning twins play basketball.
Jan 29, 2009
Unscored
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman befriends bigoted Tandy.
May 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Edge, The (1997)
Hopkins applies reading effectively.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Edge, The (1997)
Grizzly plays Terminator role.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Clementine keeps disappearing mentally.
Jan 21, 2008
Unscored
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Evan Goodman, not John.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Carell's boat floats. Dam!
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
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Evan Almighty (2007)
Carell's not ark-etypical congessman.
Oct 5, 2009
Unscored
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F*** Off I'm Fat (2006)
I's dilate.
Mar 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Fargo (1996)
Locals say 'yar' lots.
Jan 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Focus (2001)
Macy's glasses incite anti-Semitism.
Jan 10, 2006
Unscored
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For Love Of The Game (1999)
Chapel's no-hitter career swansong.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Frequently Asked Questions About Time Travel (2009)
In future FAQ off.
Aug 9, 2007
Unscored
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Funny People (2009)
Sandler dying off stage.
May 28, 2010
Unscored
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Gattaca (1997)
Law's a real invalid.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
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Gattaca (1997)
Law fires up eventually.
Aug 30, 2007
Unscored
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Gay Muslims (2006)
Muslims cracking fat-was.
Jun 28, 2007
Unscored
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Get Ready To Be Boyzvoiced (2000)
Boy band is Finnished!
Sep 23, 2008
Unscored
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Gladiatress (2004)
Dwyfuc? Dwy bother.
Jan 23, 2006
Unscored
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Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
Shakespearean cast well gnome.
Jul 9, 2011
Unscored
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Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)
Garden gnomes get terrafirminated.
Jul 9, 2011
Unscored
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God's Not Dead (2014)
Sorbo's innards become sorbet.
Nov 4, 2015
Unscored
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God's Not Dead (2014)
Sorbo meets car, God.
Nov 4, 2015
Unscored
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Good Morning Vietnam (1987)
Cronauer Hanois military protocol.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
Goonies, The (1985)
Momma ugly, Chunk uglier.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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Gran Torino (2008)
Eastwood, youth'n'Asians.
Jun 4, 2011
Unscored
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Gran Torino (2008)
Dying Eastwood's violent youth'n'Asia.
Jun 5, 2011
Unscored
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Gran Torino (2008)
Kowalski unbigoted - hates everybody!
Jun 5, 2011
Unscored
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Gran Torino (2008)
Kowalski crusty old Hmongrel.
Jun 5, 2011
Unscored
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Heart And Souls (1993)
Downey sees dead people.
Dec 8, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)
Stiller ruins 3 relationships.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
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Heartbreak Kid, The (2007)
Stiller's wife - Honeymoon-zilla.
Apr 13, 2008
Unscored
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Help, The (2011)
Hilly's sh*it-eating grin.
Mar 4, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Help, The (2011)
Oscar crowns poo pie!
Mar 9, 2012
Unscored
Vote
Holiday, The (2006)
Winslet has Black Christmas.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Holiday, The (2006)
Winslet's Black amour.
Mar 26, 2009
Unscored
Vote
Holiday, The (2006)
Winslet wins, Diaz slums.
Jun 18, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Idiocracy (2006)
'Ow my brain' future.
Nov 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Inspector Gadget 2 (2003)
Gadget goes to Brisbane.
Dec 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Zeta-Jones cruel; Herrmann silly.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Joe takes Ventolin shot.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Joe's Apartment (1996)
Cockroaches initiate urban renewal.
Jan 25, 2006
Unscored
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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)
Donny hated by brothers.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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Joseph And The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat (1999)
Pensioner tries seducing Donny.
Nov 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
Journey To The Center Of The Earth (1993)
AS hole inspires A-holes.
Aug 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Joyful Noise (2012)
Latifah's husband prefers army!
Oct 6, 2012
Scored 5/5
Vote
Jump In! (2007)
Bleu not boxed in.
Jun 5, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Jump In! (2007)
Bleu goes double dutch.
Jun 5, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Jump In! (2007)
Skips double dutch competition.
Jun 5, 2011
Unscored
Vote
Kes (1969)
Keeping kestrel inspires embezzlement.
Aug 17, 2005
Unscored
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King Arthur (2004)
Owen, the Romans? Nothing.
Sep 28, 2007
Unscored
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King's Speech, The (2010)
H-h-h-is R-r-r-royal H-h-h-highness.
Feb 19, 2011
Unscored
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Lake House, The (2006)
Slow mail - fast mail.
Oct 6, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Les Patterson Saves The World (1987)
Dipsomaniac diplomat cringeworthy.
Sep 3, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
War on Terror-ble jokes.
Feb 20, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Looper (2012)
Gordon-Levitt closes loop.
May 31, 2014
Unscored
Vote
Love Actually (2003)
Joni Mitchell? Bad present.
May 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Love Actually (2003)
Slutty PA wants Rickman.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Love Actually (2003)
Lust Actually.
Dec 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
Margot At The Wedding (2007)
Supercilious Kidman destroys marriages.
Sep 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Me Myself I (1999)
Griffiths experiences alternate existence.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
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Meet The Robinsons (2007)
'Helping hat' a misnomer.
Aug 4, 2007
Unscored
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Metallica: Some Kind Of Monster (2004)
Metallica Tap.
Jun 5, 2007
Unscored
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Miracle At Sea: The Rescue Of Tony Bullimore (1998)
Bullimore's poop side down.
Nov 25, 2005
Unscored
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Mirror Mirror (2012)
Julia Roberts ages badly.
Oct 6, 2012
Unscored
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Mis�rables, Les (1998)
Neeson won't be Rushed.
May 6, 2010
Unscored
Vote
Mission: Impossible 2 (2000)
Hirstute Hunt's Mission Improbable.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
Moog (2004)
Synthesis of synthesizer designer.
Sep 28, 2005
Unscored
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Mr. Deeds (2002)
Sandler, McEnroe equally immature.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
Mulholland Falls (1996)
Rumpled cop investigates Connelly.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Wallys go to Wallyworld.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Noah (2014)
The world wide wet.
Jan 31, 2015
Unscored
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Noah (2014)
A biblical wet dream
Jan 31, 2015
Unscored
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Notting Hill (1999)
Roberts grants Grant audience.
Sep 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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