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Reviews by 'Corduroy Pillow'

Current status of Movie star with a total of 970 reviews published to date.

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Life As A House (2001)

Malone's revelations stimulate Canadian.

Apr 7, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (3)

VeggieTales: A Snoodle's Tale (2004)

God uses His snoodle.

Apr 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (3)

'E' (1981)

Fair's vowel. Vowel's fair.

Mar 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

3-2-1 Penguins: The Cheating Scales Of Bullamanka (2001)

Penguins used as game.

Oct 4, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Any Given Sunday (1999)

Diaz tackles villain role.

Feb 11, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (4)

Ararat (2002)

Sexy Alpay studies genocide.

Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)

Godzilla moulds play-doe.

Oct 10, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Before Sunset (2004)

Author and journ�e-lust.

Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Before Sunset (2004)

Sap du jour.

Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Being John Malkovich (1999)

Cusack wears body suit.

Jul 29, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Best Damn Fiddler From Calabogie To Kaladar, The (1968)

Margot's a Bell-leaver.

Jul 8, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Best In Show (2000)

Liking soup conquers differences.

Nov 10, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Big One, The (1997)

Downsize matters.

Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Big One, The (1997)

Moore makes Random stops.

Nov 3, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)

Exam's format is concert?

Jul 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Birthday Girl (2001)

Russian bride kids man.

Nov 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Boys Don't Cry (1999)

Swank in sapphic jam.

Nov 24, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Brain That Wouldn't Die, The (1962)

Saucy noodle dishes.

May 10, 2006
Unscored

Vote (4)

Bride & Prejudice (2004)

Wickham gets Lakhi.

Mar 24, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Canadian Bacon (1995)

Language police realistically depicted.

Jan 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Capote (2005)

Author at killers' hang-out.

Dec 12, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Client, The (1994)

Love, child facing illegitimacy.

Dec 7, 2004
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Closet, The (2001)

Office politics are outed.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Color of Paradise, The (1999)

Father has blind shame.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Constant Gardener, The (2005)

Kenya fight bad pharma?

Jun 19, 2006
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Expecting (2002)

Improvising cast delivers brainchild.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Fifteen Minute Hamlet, The (1995)

Danish race.

Jun 28, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Housesitter (1992)

DisHawnesty.

Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Human Nature (2001)

Patricia the stripper.

Apr 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Indy recruits a Goonie.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Italian Job, The (2003)

Marky Mark unlikely mastermind.

Sep 23, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Jerry Maguire (1996)

Gooding's agent scores big.

Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Larry-Boy And The Rumor Weed (1999)

Larry-Boy smokes weed.

Apr 7, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Last Kiss, The (2001)

Italian two-timing s.o.b. story.

Feb 12, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)

Cole's law.

Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Life Of David Gale, The (2003)

Warning: Gale forecast early.

Aug 11, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Love Song For Bobby Long, A (2004)

Long, distanced relationships.

Jun 5, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Man Without A Face, The (1993)

Mel's half the problem.

Apr 12, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Max (2002)

Taylor paints stirring portrait.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Mostly Martha (2001)

Romantic comedy with flavour.

Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

No Man's Land (2001)

Opposing troops share trench.

Sep 1, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Nowhere In Africa (2001)

Tolerance epic subtly told.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Rent (2005)

Death-of-drag overdose.

Dec 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Rhino Brothers, The (2002)

Hockey mom yells overtime.

Jul 12, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Rich In Love (1993)

Mother's abandonment teaches love?

Dec 14, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

River Runs Through It, A (1992)

Family's stand-off-fish.

Apr 16, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Shrek (2001)

Diaz's second 'Matrix' mockery.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Snatch (2000)

Thugs groove to Madonna?

Aug 1, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (4)

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)

Sith disturbers.

Mar 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (4)

Unfaithful (2002)

Snow globe: suburban weaponry.

Aug 26, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Waterboy, The (1998)

Punty hose.

Mar 8, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

Accomodating Cow, The (1902)

Showing mooer kindness.

Aug 23, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Adaptation. (2002)

Streep demonstrates phone-y accent.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Air Force One (1997)

The mile-high flub.

May 11, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Alice In Wonderland (1951)

Queen of Hearts trumped.

May 16, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

All Of Me (1984)

Lily's into SM.

Mar 30, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

American Splendor (2003)

Curmudgeon cranks out comics.

Nov 17, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Attack Of The 50 Foot Chihuahua From Outer Space (1998)

Whazzup? Dawg.

May 22, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Red erring.

Apr 26, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Baran (2001)

Cross-dressing Afghan's star-crossed romance.

Nov 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Batman Forever (1995)

Holy buff sidekick, Batman!

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Batman Returns (1992)

Pfeiffer as sourpuss.

Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Big One, The (1997)

Sizing up downsizing.

Nov 5, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Big One, The (1997)

The end is Nike.

Nov 4, 2005
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Bourne Identity, The (2002)

Fuzzy memory, fuzzy plot.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Mountain outings.

Jun 6, 2006
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Business Of Strangers, The (2001)

Stiles fashions business casualty.

Feb 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Charlie's Angels (2000)

Diaz's first 'Matrix' mockery.

Oct 5, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Comedy Of Errors, The (1983)

Two Kitchens. One sink.

Aug 16, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Confidence (2003)

'Ocean's Eleven's cheaper cousin.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Contact (1997)

Jodie discovers Hitler bytes.

Aug 5, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Crucible, The (1996)

Salem: a witches' hangout.

Feb 28, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Cutting Edge, The (1992)

Moira plays stuck-up Salchow.

Dec 1, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Day In The Life Of A Bathroom Key, A (2005)

Key character.

Oct 13, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Dazed And Confused (1993)

Poor little Mitch, girls.

Apr 15, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Dazed And Confused (1993)

Affleck's pain in butt.

Apr 16, 2005
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Deep End, The (2001)

Tilda shows savoir affaire.

Aug 9, 2004
Unscored

Vote (5)

Emile (2003)

Ian McKellen's from Saskatchewan?

Feb 25, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)

Growing Brit by Brit.

Feb 16, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain, The (1995)

Hugh makes townsfolk peak.

Feb 16, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Ernest Goes To Camp (1987)

Weakened camping drip.

Jul 19, 2004
Scored 0/5

Vote (5)

Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)

Another poorly executed Ernest.

Apr 11, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Fanny (1932)

Marseille beau coup.

Jul 3, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Festen (1998)

Danish daddy's dirt dished.

Nov 29, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Fight Club (1999)

Pitt schools hard knocks.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Frida (2002)

Artist can't escape Red.

Aug 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Going The Distance (2004)

Trip of Belleville.

Mar 24, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Gorillas In The Mist: The Story Of Dian Fossey (1988)

Fossey plays with primates.

Jan 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Great Gatsby, The (1974)

Eggs mark the spot.

Jul 4, 2006
Unscored

Vote (5)

Great Outdoors, The (1988)

Too much at steak.

Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5

Vote (5)

Greedy Humpty Dumpty (1936)

High-king trip.

Oct 10, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)

Shooting Blank's repulsing girlfriend.

Jun 24, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Hamlet (1961)

Kingdom in wrong Hans.

May 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Hamlet (1961)

Dunja 'n' drags on.

May 20, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

Hanging Garden, The (1997)

Mother's de-gaying attempt uprooted.

Nov 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Happiness (1998)

Pedophile's son gets cum-uppance.

Oct 26, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (5)

Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)

Green dragon, Red Dragon.

Jun 27, 2006
Scored 6/5

Vote (5)

Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

Harry tries extreme curling.

Aug 31, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Home Alone (1990)

Abandoned child turns crimefighter.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Honey, I Blew Up The Kid (1992)

Kid's toys: building, blocks.

Apr 15, 2005
Unscored

Vote (5)

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