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45	elchico (1875)
46	Batty (1824)
47	redPen (1817)

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Reviews by 'Batty'

Current status of Movie oracle with a total of 1824 reviews published to date.

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102 Dalmatians (2000)

Original, plus another dog.

Aug 4, 2003
Scored 0/5

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1492: Conquest Of Paradise (1992)

Depardieu discovers America.

Dec 26, 2004
Scored 0/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Prehistoric men worship gateway.

Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)

Astronaut takes acid trip.

Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

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21 Up (1977)

Apted's kids can vote.

Dec 9, 2004
Unscored

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28 Days (2000)

Bullock not believable boozer.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 0/5

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35 Up (1991)

Apted's kids approach midlife.

Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

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42 Up (1998)

Uppers reach midlife crisis.

Dec 9, 2004
Scored 6/5

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50 First Dates (2004)

Sandler copies Murray's book.

May 15, 2004
Scored 2/5

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50 First Dates (2004)

49 slaps in face.

Jul 8, 2010
Scored 2/5

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8MM (1999)

Cage takes some snuff.

Mar 13, 2005
Unscored

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Woeful Williams as robo-sap.

Jul 19, 2003
Scored 0/5

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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)

Artificial stupidity ruins book.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Abyss, The (1989)

Alien submarine, Titanic proportions.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Abyss, The (1989)

Cameron's direction sub-standard.

Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Accused, The (1988)

Foster 'asked for it'???

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Detective studies football photo.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Adventures Of Barry McKenzie, The (1972)

Humphries with many cameos.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The (1939)

Basil's Holmes not Fawlty.

Dec 6, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Agony And The Ecstasy, The (1965)

Artist agonises, Pope ecstatic.

Dec 11, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Air Force One (1997)

President Han Solo triumphs.

Aug 22, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Alamo, The (1960)

Wayne remembers the Alamo.

Oct 8, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Alien� (1992)

Ripley sires own death.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Alien� (1992)

Ripley gives birth; eew!

May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Alien� (1992)

Ripling Yarn the third.

Mar 13, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Aliens (1986)

Mother bug Weave's havoc.

Jul 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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All I Want (2002)

Elijah dips the Wood-y.

Jan 5, 2005
Scored 2/5

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All I Want (2002)

Frodo bonks 1.5 chicks.

Jan 5, 2005
Scored 2/5

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All That Jazz (1979)

Shark hunter goes tap.

Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5

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All That Jazz (1979)

Scheider leads Fosse posse.

Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5

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All That Jazz (1979)

Autobiography taps Fosse's memories.

Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Ambulance, The (1990)

Ambulance: don't go in!!

Jan 7, 2005
Unscored

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Anastasia (1997)

Missing Princess mystery explained.

Feb 13, 2004
Scored 4/5

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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Flying Circus' movie conversion.

Jul 9, 2003
Scored 2/5

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And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)

Spanish Inquisition never expected.

Mar 13, 2005
Scored 2/5

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Animal Farm (1954)

Porkys rule the farm.

Aug 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Animal Farm (1954)

Pigs rule the roost.

Jan 6, 2005
Scored 4/5

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Annie (1982)

Git Curry's redhead's favour.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Around The World In 80 Days (2004)

Coogan's full, hot air.

Jun 11, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Around The World In 80 Days (2004)

Dateline saves Chan.

Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Around The World In 80 Days (2004)

Wright brothers = Wilson brothers.

Aug 19, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Arthur (1981)

Moore; Arthur or Martha??

Apr 13, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Asterix In Britain (1986)

Asterix, Obelix play rugby.

Oct 10, 2004
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Asterix In Britain (1986)

Asterix rules Brittania.

Oct 10, 2004
Unscored

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Asterix In Britain (1986)

Brits need magic potion.

Oct 10, 2004
Unscored

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Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)

Asterix clobbers Roman Empire.

Oct 10, 2004
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Asterix Versus Caesar (1985)

Animated Gauls versus Romans.

Oct 10, 2004
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At Close Range (1986)

Penn Walken with mob.

Jan 10, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)

Caine tries resurrecting Powers.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)

Powers loses mojo, marbles.

Dec 9, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Australian Rules (2002)

Footy bonds blacks, whites.

Oct 2, 2004
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Australian Rules (2002)

Racist taunts break Rules.

Oct 2, 2004
Unscored

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Babe (1995)

Pig gets schoziphrenia baaaaaaad.

Mar 27, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Babysitter, The (1995)

Alicia is babe sitter.

Aug 11, 2010
Scored 2/5

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Back To The Future Part III (1990)

McFly outFoxes Mad Dog.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002)

Liu's ballistic; Banderas awful.

Feb 27, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Barb Wire (1996)

Pamela is fucking, obvious.

Mar 9, 2004
Scored 0/5

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Barbarella (1968)

Ultimate sixties Fonda fantasy.

Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Basic Instinct (1992)

Stone's fanny? Cum again?

Dec 9, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Batman (1966)

Camp West, bat HQ.

Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Batman (1989)

Keaton beats nightmare clown.

Aug 12, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Batman Forever (1995)

Plethora of colourful baddies.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Batman Forever (1995)

Batman franchise ruined forever.

Aug 28, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Batman Returns (1992)

Walken nasty as tycoon.

Jul 7, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Battle Of The Bulge (1965)

Yank tanks spank Panzers.

Dec 17, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Battle Of The Bulge (1965)

Yanks deny Nazis diesel.

Mar 18, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Battle Of The River Plate, The (1956)

German raider's Spee-tacular destruction.

Dec 28, 2004
Unscored

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Beastmaster, The (1982)

Horrendous attempt at 'Conan'.

Aug 22, 2003
Scored 0/5

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Ben-Hur (1959)

Heston loses chariot license.

Jul 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Ben-Hur (1959)

Heston rows and races.

Jun 16, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Big Blue, The (1988)

Diver takes final dive.

May 10, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Big Blue, The (1988)

Deep final dive fatal.

May 11, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Big Blue, The (1988)

Besson teaches swimming lesson.

Dec 17, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Big Reef (2004)

Search effort hits Barrier.

Mar 12, 2005
Scored 0/5

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Billy Elliot (2000)

Boy ballerina drops boxing.

Jul 27, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Black Hawk Down (2001)

McGregor shot, makes coffee.

Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Black Hawk Down (2001)

Nightmare realistic flag waving.

Jul 10, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Black Hawk Down (2001)

Bana chops up locals.

Jul 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Black Hole, The (1979)

Disney's wormhole really sucks.

Jul 15, 2010
Scored 3/5

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Black Hole, The (1979)

Borgnine an astronaut? Pffft.

Jul 10, 2010
Scored 3/5

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Blade Runner (1982)

Ford has replicating problems.

Jan 8, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Kids film own deaths.

Jul 25, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Blair Witch never seen.

Dec 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Blair Witch Project, The (1999)

Hunted witch becomes hunter.

Dec 4, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Blazing Saddles (1974)

Waco Kid rediscovers Genes.

Dec 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Blazing Saddles (1974)

Wilder's wearing cowboy Genes.

Dec 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Blood Work (2002)

Clint needs pace-maker.

Jul 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Blow (2001)

Depp blows a blizzard.

Jul 25, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Blow (2001)

Depp Blows opposition away.

Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Blue Crush (2002)

'Real Cancun' with plot.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Blue Velvet (1986)

S+M on gas.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Born On The Fourth Of July (1989)

Mournful trumpet, dreadful Cruise.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)

Russkies prove stubBourne.

Sep 13, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Boxer, The (1997)

Pugilist purges terrorist urges.

Jun 29, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Ice Cube gets iced.

Aug 7, 2010
Scored 6/5

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Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Cuba coughs up Doughboy.

Dec 28, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Boyz N The Hood (1991)

Doughboy just loaves around.

Dec 28, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

Keanu plays Victorian sucker.

Aug 22, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Braveheart (1995)

Long woad to freedom.

Apr 26, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Brazil (1985)

Gilliam does a Lynch.

Jul 7, 2003
Scored 5/5

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