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13	noncentz (6110)
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Reviews by 'noncentz'

Current status of Movie deity (Silver) with a total of 6110 reviews published to date.

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127 Hours (2010)

Handy with a knife.

Jan 29, 2012
Scored 4/5

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127 Hours (2010)

Franco's best, hand's down.

Jan 29, 2012
Scored 4/5

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127 Hours (2010)

One part is touching.

Jan 29, 2012
Scored 4/5

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6th Day, The (2000)

Dummy does double duty.

Mar 9, 2003
Scored 3/5

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A Century Of Cinema (1994)

3-D / 15.

Jan 31, 2012
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A Century Of Cinema (1994)

C these movies.

Feb 6, 2012
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Aaron Loves Angela (1975)

Romeo, Juliet in Harlem.

Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Abbott And Costello In The Foreign Legion (1950)

Verbal interplay and sand.

Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Acid House, The (1998)

Three stories, zero interest.

Dec 29, 2002
Scored 2/5

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Admiral Cigarette (1897)

Uncle Sam's first smokescreen.

Jan 30, 2012
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Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)

Rockin' doc fights fishfaces.

Dec 21, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn, The (1981)

F Troops mock Twain.

Feb 16, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Africa Screams (1949)

Four Stooges, doubly unBaerable.

Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Airport (1970)

Heflin blown sky high.

Jul 15, 2003
Scored 4/5

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AKA Tommy Chong (2006)

LockUp In Smoke.

Feb 19, 2012
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All About Hash (1940)

Baretta's parents: hash addicts.

Feb 25, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Annie Hall (1977)

Woody's relationship shark: Jews?

Jan 4, 2005
Scored 6/5

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Apocalypse Oz (2006)

Off to slaughter Wizard...

Feb 12, 2012
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April Fool Joke, An (1901)

Culminating with fulminating topper.

Jun 18, 2004
Scored 3/5

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As Good As It Gets (1997)

Cast saves improbable romance.

Dec 18, 2002
Scored 3/5

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Avenging Disco Vampires (2001)

Fang Squad, It's Friday!

Feb 13, 2012
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Awakening Of Rip (1896)

Rip's afterberth.

Feb 1, 2012
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Bad Company (2002)

Rock rolls with Hopkins.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Band Concert, The (1935)

Disney Whirled.

Feb 18, 2012
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Bank Dick, The (1940)

Security guard gets sauced.

Jul 18, 2003
Scored 6/5

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Beach Fever (1987)

Potion at the ocean.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Bedazzled (1967)

Faust farce cooks Moore.

Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Behind The Screen (1916)

Kissing a Chap-lin.

Feb 1, 2012
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Between The Lines (1977)

'Big Chill', little paper.

Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Beverly Hills Cop (1984)

'Beverly Hillbillies' with guns.

Feb 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Bewitched (2005)

Virginia Woolf's nose twitches.

Jun 24, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Big Easy, The (1987)

Cajun Quaid gets laid.

Oct 7, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Big Red Riding Hood (1925)

Pest 'n Translation.

Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Big Stan (2007)

Stan fears, bars behind.

Feb 7, 2012
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Billy Jack (1971)

Barefoot and indignant.

Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Blue In The Face (1995)

More Smoke, less script.

Dec 29, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Blues Brothers, The (1980)

Stentorian songsters salvage orphanage.

Dec 20, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Born Romantic (2000)

Cabbies comment on couples.

Dec 20, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Boy Who Could Fly, The (1986)

Un Coeur en Hover.

Mar 16, 2004
Scored 6/5

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Boys Stealing Apples (1898)

Apple Pirates.

Jan 29, 2012
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Boys Stealing Apples (1898)

Bag of apples.

Jan 29, 2012
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Breakfast Of Champions (1999)

Weak attempt, needs Wheaties.

Dec 16, 2002
Scored 1/5

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Bringing Out The Dead (1999)

Film dead on arrival.

Apr 24, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Bruno (2000)

Actors dragged into cameos.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Bullfighters, The (1945)

Laurel becomes bullshit matador.

Feb 24, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Buster Keaton Rides Again (1965)

Documentarians capture rolling Stoneface.

Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Buster Keaton Story, The (1957)

Buster biopic generally misses.

Feb 29, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Butcher Shop No. 1 (1903)

Wieners 'n the Hiney.

Sep 3, 2005
Unscored

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Buzzin' Around (1933)

Fat man, little bee.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

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Buzzin' Around (1933)

Talking Arbuckle's bee movie.

Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5

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C.H.O.M.P.S. (1979)

Arf2-D2.

Feb 4, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Capone (1975)

Mildly effective Scarface biopic.

Dec 19, 2002
Scored 3/5

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Captain Spanky's Show Boat (1939)

McFarland Aweigh.

Feb 25, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Cattle Driven To Slaughter (1897)

Bovinal resting place.

Feb 12, 2012
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Chain Lightning (1950)

Bogie's ejection rejection election.

Feb 14, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Champion Beer Drinker, The (1900)

Guzzler changes firkin way.

Feb 7, 2012
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Chernobyl Heart (2003)

Fallout falls on children.

Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5

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China Clipper (1936)

Pilot's of the Caribbean.

Feb 14, 2012
Scored 2/5

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Chinese Laundry Scene (1895)

Fugitive flips, goes clean.

Feb 24, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968)

Fleming, Dahl on auto-pilot.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Chrome And Hot Leather (1971)

Grizzly Adams rides Harley.

Mar 3, 2004
Scored 1/5

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Civil Action, A (1998)

Barbarino shows his briefs.

May 16, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Clockstoppers (2002)

Riker directs watchable fantasy.

Dec 23, 2002
Scored 3/5

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Close My Eyes (1991)

BMW guy bangs sister.

Dec 20, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Clown Barber, The (1895)

Hair Cut-up.

Feb 12, 2012
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Coach (1978)

Hoping to bang Crosby.

Nov 26, 2003
Scored 3/5

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College (1927)

Jock? No. Jocularity? Yes.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Color Purple, The (1985)

Harpo mocks. Oprah walks.

Sep 16, 2005
Scored 3/5

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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)

Barris hunts human game.

Mar 21, 2003
Scored 4/5

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Convict And The Dove, The (1908)

Jailbird avenges jail bird.

Feb 15, 2012
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Crop Circles: Quest For Truth (2002)

Designed sham on land.

Sep 7, 2004
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Cross My Heart (1987)

O'Toole endures Short date.

Aug 27, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Crossfire Trail (2001)

Brimley's David Crosby imitation.

Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Dances With Wolves (1990)

Autochthonic fears, platonic peers.

Sep 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Dark Star (1974)

Fallible astronauts battle inflatable.

Jul 17, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Deadline - U.S.A. (1952)

Bogie's deadline: three Days.

Feb 15, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Dear Santa (2002)

Letters to Santa answered.

Jan 2, 2005
Scored 5/5

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Death By Sex (2005)

Waiting to Sexhale.

Feb 5, 2012
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Deathwatch (2002)

Terror in WWI trenches.

Dec 19, 2002
Scored 4/5

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DeepStar Six (1989)

Abysmal underwater monster mess.

Dec 20, 2002
Scored 2/5

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Dickson Experimental Sound Film (1894)

'Ain't heard nothin' before..'.

Feb 7, 2012
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Dirty Pretty Things (2002)

Illegal aliens in London.

Dec 18, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Dirty Pretty Things (2002)

Immigrants seek future, suture.

Sep 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

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Dish, The (2000)

Oz, the moon, Puddy.

Dec 8, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Dogfuckers (2011)

Screwed the pooch...literally.

Feb 11, 2012
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Dogfuckers (2011)

Doin' it doggie style.

Feb 12, 2012
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Dogtown And Z-Boys (2001)

'Endless Summer' on skateboards.

Dec 20, 2002
Scored 5/5

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Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde (1976)

Black reveals inner Caucasoid.

Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5

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Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)

Immortal spoofmeister's tired satire.

Mar 21, 2003
Scored 2/5

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Dresser, The (1983)

Stellar acting, stagey action.

Dec 18, 2002
Scored 4/5

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Driftwood (1947)

Spot retrieves spotted fever.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Duncan Or Devonald With Muslin Cloud (1891)

Duncan trilogy's cloudy ending.

Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5

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Dying To Remember (1993)

Child actor gets recalled.

Oct 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

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Empire (2002)

Swindled gangsta stalks broker.

Dec 16, 2002
Scored 3/5

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Experts, The (1989)

Boogieing Barbarine battles Bolsheviks.

Mar 16, 2003
Scored 1/5

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Fast Five (2011)

Rio's streets are safe.

Feb 5, 2012
Scored 3/5

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Father Makes Love To The Pump (1905)

Pump humping chump dumped.

Feb 15, 2012
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Father Makes Love To The Pump (1905)

Dad's heart pumps.

Feb 15, 2012
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Feet First (1930)

Shoe salesman sidesteps truth.

Mar 2, 2004
Scored 4/5

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Five Corners (1987)

Turturro tortures Foster, penguin.

Mar 8, 2003
Scored 5/5

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