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Reviews by 'Strangelove'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
423
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Russian dominatrix despises K-Mart.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Zodiac (2007)
Kinky Zodiac hogties, stabs.
Mar 31, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Funny roll in hay.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Year Without A Santa Claus, The (1974)
Miser bros fear mother.
Feb 21, 2008
Scored 4/5
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X2 (2003)
Lady Wolverine sharpens nails.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Foster: wealthy guardian Angel.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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X-Men (2000)
Leather-clad unnaturals rescue Southerner.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
World Trade Center (2006)
Rescuers down under buildings.
Nov 16, 2007
Scored 3/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Sense-less villain welcomes death.
Mar 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Midgets praise sudden departure.
May 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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White Christmas (1954)
Balladeers obsessed with snow.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
What Women Want (2000)
Electrocuted Mel hears voices.
Oct 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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What Dreams May Come (1998)
Soulmates reunite across afterworlds.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Disturbed cook fondles sweaters.
Jul 3, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
West Side Story (1961)
Musical Shakespeare in NYC.
Apr 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Weather Man, The (2005)
Dramady with Cage-y deadpan.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Watchmen (2009)
Post-era superheroes bitterly adjust.
Jan 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Cheese enthusiast needs assistance.
Mar 29, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Vegephiles frantically hire Anti-Pesto.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
WALL-E (2008)
2700: A Robot Odyssey.
Jul 20, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Waitress (2007)
Andy Griffith loves pie.
Sep 24, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Wag The Dog (1997)
War hero=psychotic rapist.
Mar 24, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Van Helsing: The London Assignment (2004)
Cross-dressing Carl lures Hyde.
May 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Van Helsing (2004)
Sommers slaughters historic characters.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Vampires (1998)
Carpenter's Woods stakes bloodsuckers.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
V For Vendetta (2006)
1984 meets Agent Smith.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
Hungarian criminal mastermind limps.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Urban Legend (1998)
Folklore great murder inspiration.
Aug 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Accountant calculates, fights crime.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Issues between ancestor, descendants.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Underworld (2003)
Immortals live in monochrome.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Hydrophobic superhero wears slicker.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Ultraviolet (2006)
Germaphobic populace fears hemophages.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 2/5
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UHF (1989)
Vidiots jazz public access.
May 6, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
U.S. Marshals (1998)
Downey plays crooked agent.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Staged life, product-placing wife.
Oct 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Troy (2004)
Homer's Iliad, mythology-lite.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Transformers (2007)
Bumblebee speaks in radio.
Jul 10, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Trading Places (1983)
Dukes argue, gamble genetics.
Jul 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Toy Story 2 (1999)
Buzz: Attack of Clones.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Toy Story (1995)
Action figures launch Pixar.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)
Media mogul makes news.
Feb 28, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Tomb Raider (2001)
Master of her Croft.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Titanic (1997)
Steerage party: toes, beer.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
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This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
MPAA ratings priest-approved.
Feb 28, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Thirteenth Year, The (1999)
Teenager gains aquatic inheritance.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thirteen Days (2000)
Boston Trio save world.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 4/5
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There Will Be Blood (2007)
Oscar-winning speech on milkshkaes.
Apr 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
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The Sin Eater (2003)
Hanging men have answers.
Jan 8, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Thank You For Smoking (2005)
MOD Squad in-fight, eat.
Feb 21, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Montage gets Gary ready.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
All-American threatened by Frenchie.
Nov 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Sword In The Stone, The (1963)
Cottage cleaning with magic.
May 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Switchback (1997)
Fed's son serial-kidnapped.
Aug 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (2007)
Depp sings, slashes throats.
Jan 1, 2008
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Superman Returns (2006)
X-Men director Supes up.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sunshine (2007)
Reigniting sun risks insanity.
Nov 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Summer Storm (2004)
Gay coxswains in love.
Jan 26, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Suicide Kings (1997)
Ex-Mobster kidnapped by yuppies.
Jan 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
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Stranger Than Fiction (2006)
Unintentional biographer contemplates death.
Jun 30, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Emperor takes swan dive.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
R2 meets swamp unconventionally.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Always let Wookiees win.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu gets zapped, Sith-like.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Jackson triumphs in purple.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Toads attempt Jedi assassination.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Spy Game (2001)
Redford outsmarts entire CIA.
May 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Spirited Away (2001)
No-face produces gold, havoc.
Feb 27, 2008
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spies Like Us (1985)
Watch knowledge foils KGB.
Jul 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Spider-Man 3 (2007)
Venomous Sandman/Spidey battle.
Jun 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Eight legged freaks battle.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Spider-Man (2002)
Campbell procures Spidey's name.
Feb 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)
Sandra hero, Willem DaFoe.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Speed (1994)
Appendage-challenged bomber threatens commuters.
Aug 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Spaceballs (1987)
Baddies foiled by Winnebago.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 4/5
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South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Boitano inspires pint-sized revolutionaries.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Climb every mountain; sing.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sneakers (1992)
Poitier argues with Mother.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Venomous bathroom sex session.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Depp detective, fainting spells.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Sleeping Beauty (1959)
Sprites fight over color.
Mar 25, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Sky High (2005)
School angst, add superpowers.
Aug 11, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Skeleton Key, The (2005)
Body Snatchers - Hoodoo style.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Skeleton Key, The (2005)
Voodoo by the bayou.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (2014)
2nd deadly Sin.
Mar 14, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Sin City (2005)
Cop's head causes massacre.
Jan 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Stacked Inuit guides Homer.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Gender-confused killer loves dog.
Nov 26, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sideways (2004)
Giamatti samples wrathful grapes.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Shrek Forever After (2010)
Ogre's 4-layered onion.
Sep 11, 2008
Unscored
Vote
Showdown In Little Tokyo (1991)
Giant Russian samurai.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Shoot 'Em Up (2007)
Gunman hates inconsiderate drivers.
Jul 7, 2008
Scored 3/5
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Shining, The (1980)
Overlook becomes Chez Redrum.
Apr 18, 2008
Scored 4/5
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Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Pop-culture-laced undead spoof.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shall We Dansu? (1996)
Japanese precursor to J-Lo.
Jun 25, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Shall We Dance? (2004)
Co-worker hides under headpiece.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Sgt. Bilko (1996)
Fast-talkin', gamblin' Master Sergeant.
Sep 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Secret Window (2004)
Schizo author - Mississipian hat.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Se7en (1995)
Creepily dispassionate Spacey.
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Scream 3 (2000)
Randy makes posthumous appearance.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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