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108
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Zodiac (2007)
Whodunit? Only Zodiac knows.
Oct 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Young Guns (1988)
Western starring 80s heart-throbs.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)
Vampires plan galactic voyage.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
True Lies (1994)
Terrorists overpowered by salesman.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Elderly woman's ellicit anecdote.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator, The (1984)
Should've sent T-1000 instead.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Terminators acquire nuclear holocaust.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Lethal cyborg parental guardian.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tenacious D In The Pick Of Destiny (2006)
Boner saves the day.
Dec 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Turtles mistaken for demons.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
The Shredder couldn't swim.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Shredder gets trash compacted.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Tears Of The Sun (2003)
Bruce rescues African leader.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superman vs. Solar Fabio.
Apr 19, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Superman (1978)
Clean-cut Kent conceals cape.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Skywalkers overcome dark side.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
The Skywalker family reuinion.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Best pilot = moisture farmer??
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Vader was passionate guy.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Luke's dad also dorky.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Smokin' Aces (2006)
Full house assassination: Busted.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Sling Blade (1996)
Retard's capital punishment stance.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Die Easy.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
How Hannibal Lecter escaped.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Signs (2002)
Aliens sign here: Earth.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Shanghai Noon (2000)
A Fistful Of Renminbi.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shanghai Knights (2003)
Chan save the Queen!
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
Death = ratings.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Elementary students 'band' together.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Needle survives. Haystack doesn't.
May 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Massage turns into melee.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rush Hour (1998)
Jackie Chan: Vase curator.
Mar 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Rumble In The Bronx (1995)
Chinese warrior vs. Canadians.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Found. Opened. Lost again.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Punisher, The (1989)
Vigilante kills last samurais.
May 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Bible quoting hitman's epiphany.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Kraken voodoo pirate adventure.
Oct 9, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Pianist, The (2002)
Music afficionado saves pianist.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Ninja Scroll (1993)
Immortal covered in gold.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Lifelike exhibits like life.
Oct 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Kermit and company: Uncensored.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
See it for yourself.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
It's raining sentinals/ Smiths!
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Matrix reloaded. Matrix misfired.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Mariachi, El (1992)
How musician becomes killer.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Man Apart, A (2003)
Drug trafficers are Vin-dicated.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lover, The (1992)
Sultry sex in Saigon.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hug trees. Or die.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Aragorn opens Lost Ark.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
New Zealand's midget escorts.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Lion King, The (1994)
Felines fight for throne.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Zissou's Two Tragic Losses.
Aug 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Last Of The Mohicans, The (1992)
Mohicans protect their girlfriends.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Peasant to knight fights.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Killer, The (1989)
Church vandalized by shooters.
May 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill talked too much.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
DJ Tarantino's exploitation mix.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Kickboxer (1989)
Oil, briefs, glass, fight!
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Jurassic Park III (2001)
Spinosaurus bites. Family reunites.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Jurassic Park (1993)
UNIX saves the day!
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)
Jason's tapeworm finally removed.
May 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indy + India = Raiders + sidekick.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
A wooden grail tale.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Independence Day (1996)
Dog faster than fireball.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
I Am Sam (2001)
Starbucks employee's family troubles.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Hot Fuzz (2007)
'Bad Boys' in Sandford.
Oct 5, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Harsh Times (2005)
Insane veteran's last days.
Nov 20, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Potter and Godfather.
Jul 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry answers deadly riddle.
Jul 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
GoldenEye (1995)
006 < 007.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Can't see naked cyborg?
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
From Hell (2001)
Cult of the Ripper.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Jason's got Freddy's head.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Life experiences (assorted flavors).
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Finding Nemo (2003)
Deep blue sea(rch).
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Fantastic Four (2005)
Fantastic For (fans only).
Jul 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Evil Dead, The (1981)
Evil Dead catch Ash.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Evil Dead II (1987)
A cameraman chases Bruce.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
E.T. heals then peels.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Drunken Master (1978)
Enter The Drunken.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(13)
Dreamgirls (2006)
The lowdown in Mowtown.
Nov 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
Truck used as surfboard.
Jul 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Die Hard (1988)
Firehose used for bungie.
Jul 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Desperado (1995)
John Woo in Mexico.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)
Spike escapes death. Temporarily.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Commando (1985)
Arnold's missile launching extravaganza.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Cinderella Man (2005)
Crowe knocks out prohibition.
Dec 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Scottish vigilante frees country.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Braindead (1992)
Lawnmower, 50. Zombies, 0.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Bourne's Ultimatum: Forget me.
Oct 4, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Bloodsport (1988)
Slow-motion split kicks.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Urban legend about camping.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Blade II (2002)
All vampires know kung-fu.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Blade (1998)
Blade = Shaft + Ninja + Half-vampire.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Black Snake Moan (2006)
Blues save abused nymphomaniac.
Nov 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
Batman Returns (1992)
Bat, cat, top hat.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Batman Forever (1995)
Batman's gothic period ends.
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Batman Begins (2005)
The Bat Tricks: Reloaded.
Jul 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Batman series's quality: TERMINATED!
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Batman (1989)
Vigilante avenges parents' death.
Jul 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
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