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Reviews by 'shane'
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with a total of
307
reviews published to date.
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Zoolander (2001)
Stiller, Wilson do glamorama.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
X2 (2003)
She-wolverine, less hairy.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
X-Men (2000)
Picard; wheely freaky.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Witches, The (1990)
Bald witches hate kids.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Wide Awake (1998)
Joshua searches for God.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Bruce brute of neighbour.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Christopher Walkens over Rock.
Apr 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Lovitz outsings Sandler.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Cage caged in Chicago.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Sandler's can of whoop-ass.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Failing Fonzi's foozball frenzy.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
War Of The Roses, The (1989)
Death do them part.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Buttons (1994)
Boys battle over buttons.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Waking Ned (1998)
Ned was Dead lucky .
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Vice Versa (1988)
Savage skull swapping scenario.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Varsity Blues (1999)
Beek from Creek, throws.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Varsity Blues (1999)
Football freak from Creek.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vanilla Sky (2001)
Cruise is mind-fucked, literally .
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Van, The (1996)
Colm cooks in camper.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
TWISTed ankle Flips you.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Uncle rules the roost.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Unbreakable (2000)
Die hard: Die impossible.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Gilliam finally in asylum.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Twelve Monkeys (1995)
Bruce is time bandit.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Truman Show, The (1998)
World revolves around Carrey.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
True Romance (1993)
Kilmer is the King?
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
True Lies (1994)
Paxton pisses around.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
True Lies (1994)
Art plays rocket man.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Tremors (1990)
Underground monsters scare bacon.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Trading Places (1983)
Suit swapped for squalor.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
People bounce, steamy ship.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Titanic (1997)
Jack lets go.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Time Machine, The (2002)
Past Pearced, Future fukt.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Time Bandits (1981)
Mini adventure through surrealism.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tigerland (2000)
Colin cocks up cadets.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Throw Momma From The Train (1987)
Devito's Crystal clear conscience.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Ted red, Frank bled.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Tucker is lying fucker.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Men are the Pitts.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
The Girl Next Door (2004)
Elisha love in limo.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator, The (1984)
Naked kyle reeboots robot.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
Conner replaced, Arnie aged.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie becomes good, liquid.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III (1993)
Surfer samurai shell-heads.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret Of The Ooze (1991)
Vanilla Ice is l-Ooze-r.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)
Surfer turtles shredding ass.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Teen Wolf (1985)
American Werewolf In... America.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(12)
Tank Girl (1995)
Cult comic. Petty adaptation.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Swingers (1996)
Swinging 90's cult, baby.
Feb 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Super franchise nuked.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Superman III (1983)
Leaning tower- a Pryor-ity?
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Superman II (1980)
Hackman's back, man.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superman (1978)
Reeves more than walks.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Supergirl (1984)
Supergirl is super hot.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Stuck On You (2003)
Brothers start splitting.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Stuart Little (1999)
Mouthy mouse's mini adventure.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
Striptease (1996)
Burt sniffs Demi's panties.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Old school cops Snoop.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Staggered (1994)
Clueless Clunes stranded starkers .
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Spider-Man (2002)
City saves swinging superhero.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Spawn (1997)
Whips, chains spill brains.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Canadians dead, satan gay!
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Sleepers (1996)
Kid's childhoods are Pitts.
Jul 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce not die hard.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Simon Birch (1998)
Miserable midget makes mate.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Signs (2002)
Crop fields. Swing saviour.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Hell'd up in pub.
Apr 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Tail of inner beauty.
Mar 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Farrellys on fat.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Shadow, The (1994)
Baldwin blacked out.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Seven Samurai (1954)
Samurai prevent village pillage.
Mar 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey bald, Gwyneth boxed.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
White does Black, Tenacious.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Schindler's List (1993)
Monotone, red all over.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Scanner Cop II (1995)
Scanner Staziak, scanner psycho.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Scanner Cop (1994)
Rookie cop sensory overload.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
Runaway Bride (1999)
Jilting Julia Gered up.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Love triangle, Psycho style.
Feb 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Dawson's evil twin masturbates.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Luke shaves; wrists.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Airbourne pilot defeats Dalton.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Ring, The (2002)
Killer girl, bad teeth!
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Pink moans, goes gold.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Ravenous (1999)
KFC: Killer Forked Carlyle.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Duo direct diaper dilema.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Punisher, The (1989)
Filmakers need Punishing.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Sandler shuts up.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Hoffman's hotline hooks Happy.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson strikes with vengance.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Quentin's first samurai usage.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
Pretty Woman (1990)
Racey Roberts gets Gere.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pitch Black (2000)
Vin sees all.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Philadelphia Story, The (1940)
Katherine's wish is granted .
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Phenomenon (1996)
John gets flower power.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Phantom, The (1996)
In-Zane purple tights, fights.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Permanent Midnight (1998)
Stiller feels the pane.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Turner around to Cage.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
Pay It Forward (2000)
Creepy, clever kid killed.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
Parole Officer, The (2001)
Incompetant thieves apprehend police.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Over The Top (1987)
Sly hauls son around.
May 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
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