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Reviews by 'Falken'
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with a total of
1234
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Zontar The Thing From Venus (1966)
Zontar: Lights off Earth!
Jun 1, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Zombiegeddon (2003)
Devil unleashes zombie army.
Jul 4, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Zombie Vegetarians (2004)
Flan of the Dead.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Night of Jiving Dead.
May 17, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
Zombie Prom (2006)
Outta grave, into groove.
May 18, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(2)
Zombie Flesh Eaters (1979)
Island of Dr. Menard.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Zombie Cop (1991)
The Right to Remains...
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
Zombie Campout (2002)
Zombies aren't happy campers.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Zoltan, Hound Of Dracula (1978)
Nosfuratu.
May 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Zardoz (1974)
James Bond in diapers.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Youth In Revolt (2009)
Que Cera, Cera.
Jan 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Wilder changes his mind.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Young Einstein (1988)
From beer to relativity.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(6)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Hanks spams it up.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
You Are Not The Boss Of Me And Look Who Is Fucking Sorry Now (1997)
Beda's rant about women.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
X2 (2003)
Nightcrawler's 'Cumming' out party.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Fall of the Mutants.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
X-Men (2000)
X and the City.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
X Files, The (1998)
Mulder pisses on ID4.
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Wrestling Dog, The (1894)
Heavyweight Championship Pelt.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Wrestling (1892)
Wrestlemania 0.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Wreck Of The Battleship 'Maine' (1898)
Sea 'Maine' sink.
May 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Worst Jewish Football Team In The World, The (1999)
Mohel makes the cut.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
620 degrees of penetration.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
The Neverending Whoring.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Groundhog Lay.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(12)
Wolf Man, The (1941)
Chaney grows unsightly hair.
May 12, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Wiseguys vs. Zombies (2003)
Bony Soprano.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(11)
Willy/Milly (1986)
Wee Milly's winky.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(3)
Willie Mcbean & His Magic Machine (1965)
Time travel monkey business.
May 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Willie Mcbean & His Magic Machine (1965)
Monkey see, monkey undo.
May 31, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Willard (2003)
The Rat Pack.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Smith 1; Branaugh 0.5.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Why The Cook Was Fired (1902)
Cook hides husband's sausage.
May 29, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Why Go Naked? (1997)
Addressing undressing.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Why Bridget Stopped Drinking (1901)
Bridget. Bones. Drier. 'Eee!'.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Who's Got The Red Ear? (1898)
Kiss for corn finder.
May 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
White Noise (2005)
Keaton 'channels' dead wife.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
White Chicks (2004)
Wayans: private dicks.
Jul 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
DiCaprio's mother is titanic!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(32)
Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman (1975)
He cums in peace.
Jul 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Whale Music (1994)
Orca-stra.
Jun 19, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Westworld (1973)
Cowboy's face off!
Dec 4, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Weekend At Bernie's (1989)
'Prick And The Dead'.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(10)
Way Of The Dragon (1972)
Wherever Bruce may Rome.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Watership Down (1978)
Reseeding Hare Line.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Washing Day In Switzerland (1896)
Schmutzerland.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
War Of The Worlds, The (1953)
Martians forgot to inoculate.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
War In The Falklands (2002)
War is Falkland hell.
May 6, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Prick and the Dead.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
The Dirty Dozen Inches.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Johnny Cock Reign.
Mar 8, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Virtual Sexuality (1999)
Dot.cum.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Virtual Sexuality (1999)
E-male.
Jun 20, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Violent Shit (1987)
A butcher named Shitter.
Apr 29, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(1)
Videodrome (1983)
Blondie on the television.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Vault Of Horror, The (1973)
Tales From the Brits.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Van Helsing (2004)
Jackman Wolf.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Vampyros Lesbos (1971)
Vampires that feed monthly.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Vampires In Havana (1985)
Vampires suck on Cubans.
May 22, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(5)
Vampires In Havana (1985)
Total calypso the sun.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Vampire Lovers, The (1970)
Vampiric Pitt feeds monthly.
Jul 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Vampire In Brooklyn (1995)
'Fangs Of New York'.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Intercourse With The Vampire.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(35)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Ejacula.
Feb 9, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Vampire Hookers (1978)
Vlad the 'Impale Her'.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Vampire Circus (1972)
The Greatest Show Unearthed.
Jul 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Eve gives lip service.
Apr 27, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Vagina Monologues, The (2002)
Chatter. Boxes.
Apr 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Christmas Cookie.
Feb 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(4)
USS VD: Ship Of Shame (1942)
(S)ierra (T)ango (D)elta.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Urine (1999)
Plot leak.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Urine (1999)
Relief picture.
May 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(11)
Urine (1999)
The Lost Continence.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Up In Smoke (1978)
Toke for Pedro.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Unsuccessful Somersault (1894)
Rough end tumble.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Universal Soldier (1992)
Dolph is all ears.
Dec 6, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Underworld: Evolution (2006)
Speedman 'impales' Beckinsale.
Jun 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Underwear Model (1898)
Victorian's Secret.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Undertaker Parlor Computer, The (1976)
The LAN down under.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Uncle Josh In A Spooky Hotel (1900)
Inn spectre's surprise visit.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Unbreakable (2000)
Bruce almighty.
Jun 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Un Bon Bock (1892)
Reynaud's first draft, draught.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Ultraviolet (2006)
Resident Evil: Vampire Edition.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Twister (1996)
Paxton gets blow job.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Twist (2003)
Puts 'Dick' in Dickensian.
May 13, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Twentieth Century (1934)
Lombard rejects Oscar.
Apr 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Twelfth Night (1987)
Shakespeare's Viola down under.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Turtle Diary (1985)
Turtle Recall.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(24)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
The Empire Strikes Baklava.
May 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(25)
Tuesdays With Morrie (1999)
That's ALS folks!
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(4)
Truth Or Consequences, N.M. (1997)
Keifer Madness.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Trouble Man (1972)
Mr. T, no mohawk.
May 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Trip To The Moon, A (1902)
Earth to la Lune.
Jun 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Trekkies 2 (2004)
Trekkers across the globe.
May 25, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Trekkies (1997)
Fans Klingon to series.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Trekkies (1997)
Infinite diversity, infinite conventions.
May 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Treevenge (2008)
Root, offal, evil.
Jan 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Treevenge (2008)
Arbor eat 'em.
Jan 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Trapeze Disrobing Act (1901)
Acrobuttocks.
Jan 11, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(9)
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Zontar <---> Trapez
Transf <---> Spawn
Spare <---> Retard
Retard <---> Nude T
Nude T <---> Monkey
Monkey <---> Kentuc
K-PAX <---> Hannib
Hannah <---> Fat Be
Fat Be <---> Dictio
Dictio <---> Casey
Cars T <---> Bertol
Bertol <---> Alien
Alex I <---> 'Star
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