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Reviews by 'dgbenner'
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Zoo (2007)
Bugger and the Beast.
Mar 8, 2007
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(1)
Zoo (2007)
'Nay' should mean 'Nay'.
Mar 8, 2007
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(6)
Zoo (2007)
Horse makes final stretch.
Apr 19, 2007
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(3)
Zoo (2007)
My Friend Fucka.
Mar 8, 2007
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(3)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Espresso shots. Money shots.
Aug 28, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Caf� au lay.
Aug 22, 2011
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(3)
Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Hoista serves sexpresso.
Aug 28, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Grande? Venti? Hung?
Aug 22, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Mewes gets pussy.
Aug 22, 2011
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno (2008)
Fucking deadbeats.
Aug 29, 2011
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(1)
Youngblood (1986)
Lover, skater, not fighter.
Feb 19, 2006
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Spam and Megs.
Jan 6, 2005
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(14)
You Can Count On Me (2000)
Ruffalo roams home.
Oct 12, 2005
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(2)
Yentl (1983)
She's a He(brew)!
Jul 9, 2004
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(13)
Yentl (1983)
Crossdressing without the Cross.
Jul 9, 2004
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(2)
Yentl (1983)
Mr. Doubtfierstein.
Oct 7, 2005
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(3)
Year One (2009)
Missing link, laughs.
Jul 29, 2011
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(1)
Yeah Right! (2003)
Owen ollies.
Jun 4, 2005
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World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Houston becomes overpopulated.
Oct 28, 2005
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(2)
World's Biggest Gang Bang III - The Houston 620, The (1999)
Drilling rampant in Houston.
Aug 13, 2011
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Wonderland (2003)
Holmes homies hound heroin.
Jul 7, 2004
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Wonderland (2003)
Cox directs cock.
Jul 7, 2004
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(2)
Wonderland (2003)
Holmes inches toward disaster.
Jul 7, 2004
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(4)
Wonderland (2003)
Diggler incarnate.
Jul 7, 2004
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Wonderland (2003)
Holmes-icides.
Mar 16, 2005
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(3)
Wings Of Desire (1987)
Angel wants to hump.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Wings Of Desire (1987)
Angel hangs up halo.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Willard (2003)
Glover outcreeps rat horde.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Wilde (1997)
Oscar sodomizes schoolboy.
Jul 7, 2005
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(1)
Wilde (1997)
Law 'receives' an Oscar.
Jul 7, 2005
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(7)
Wild At Heart (1990)
'Oz' Lynched.
Sep 20, 2005
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(1)
Wild At Heart (1990)
Snake jacket represents individuality.
Sep 18, 2005
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Wild At Heart (1990)
Ladd turns all red.
Sep 18, 2005
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White Chicks (2004)
Wayan aryans.
Oct 31, 2004
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(12)
White Chicks (2004)
Hamptons momentarily ethnic.
Aug 8, 2005
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Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Veggie can liberates vet.
Dec 29, 2005
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(1)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
1d20 diverts Skylab.
Dec 29, 2005
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(3)
Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
Rutting Rudd: rude dude.
Dec 29, 2005
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(2)
Welcome To The Jungle (2003)
Walken assaulted by cows.
Jun 28, 2005
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Weird Science (1985)
Bra hats yield boobs.
Aug 31, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Watership Down (1978)
The Runaway Bunnies.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
War Games (1983)
Ferris' dorky days.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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War Games (1983)
WMD, WOPR, NORAD: SNAFU'D.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Waiting... (2005)
Guzman's gonadic goat grosses.
Oct 23, 2006
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Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Tools sing about stools.
Dec 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Corky's 'Bahamanian' breath beguiles.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Posey pre-occupied with Blizzards�.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Waiting For Guffman (1996)
Guffman misses Missouri.
Mar 22, 2007
Scored 5/5
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Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
Corona Extra.
Jun 26, 2006
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Vincent & Theo (1990)
Ear today, gone tomorrow.
Feb 3, 2005
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(5)
View From The Top (2003)
Twist-tie impresses stewardess.
Aug 8, 2007
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(1)
Vernon, Florida (1981)
Fat redneck analyzes gobbles.
Apr 18, 2006
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Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Ziggy Stardust Memories.
Feb 23, 2006
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(2)
Velvet Goldmine (1998)
Bowie disguised without costumes.
Apr 28, 2006
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(1)
Vanity Fair (2004)
Witherspoon earns silver spoon.
Mar 23, 2006
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(1)
Vanity Fair (2004)
Horny Gabriel wants blow.
Mar 23, 2006
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Van Wilder (2002)
Ferris Bueller minus charisma.
Aug 14, 2006
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(1)
Valley Girl (1983)
Punk meets pink.
Jul 3, 2004
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Valley Girl (1983)
Mosh dates posh.
Jul 3, 2004
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Valley Girl (1983)
Courtship in food court.
Jul 5, 2004
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Valley Girl (1983)
Coppola punks visit Valley.
Jul 5, 2004
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Valley Girl (1983)
Hairspray meets egg whites.
Aug 19, 2004
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V For Vendetta (2006)
Parliament: roof torn off.
Aug 15, 2006
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Untouchables, The (1987)
Capone hosts truncheon luncheon.
Jul 15, 2004
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(1)
Under The Cherry Moon (1986)
Greyscale Rain.
Jul 6, 2004
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(1)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Snowshovel flips griddlecake.
Jan 22, 2006
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Un Coeur En Hiver (1992)
Beart thaws heart out.
Jul 1, 2004
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Twister (1990)
Glover, eccentric brother, lover.
Aug 29, 2005
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Twister (1990)
Burroughs guides wacked family.
Aug 23, 2005
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Twin Peaks (1990)
Sdrawrof deyalp gniklat sdrawkcab.
Aug 21, 2011
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Twin Peaks (1990)
Prom queen's washed up.
Aug 19, 2011
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Tupac: Resurrection (2003)
Pac tu life?
Jun 15, 2006
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(2)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Sun cued.
Feb 4, 2007
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(1)
TRON (1982)
Bridges virtually bridges reality.
Nov 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
TRON (1982)
Proto-Neo in blacklight.
Jul 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Penn's business meeting cathartic.
Jul 10, 2011
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(3)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
50s drama with dinosaurs.
Jul 10, 2011
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(2)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Mother's sorrow involves evolution?
Jul 10, 2011
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(2)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Angelic Mom floats.
Aug 12, 2011
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(2)
Tree Of Life, The (2011)
Mother, Father wrestle eternally.
Aug 12, 2011
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(2)
Transporter, The (2002)
Anal retentive drives beemer.
Apr 8, 2005
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Transporter, The (2002)
Noosed Asian teen urinates.
Aug 13, 2005
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(1)
Transformers (2007)
Fox's sweaty midriff. Robots.
Jul 30, 2011
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Transamerica (2005)
Mom has a dick.
Nov 21, 2010
Unscored
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Trainspotting (1996)
A real shoot-em-up flick.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(24)
Traffic (2000)
Cheadle cheats cheat.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Traci, I Love You (1987)
Lords: French strip, strips.
Jun 26, 2006
Unscored
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Total Recall (1990)
Cohaaegen steals 'da aaehar'.
Sep 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Top Gun (1986)
US Navy advert.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Top Gun (1986)
Ego's checks deemed uncashable.
Jul 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
To Die For (1995)
Natural Blond Killer.
Jun 2, 2005
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(2)
To Die For (1995)
Joaquin joaqs off.
Aug 10, 2005
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(3)
Titanic (1997)
Cameron shows sappy side.
Jan 13, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Tin Drum, The (1979)
Permanently little drummer boy.
Jan 13, 2005
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(10)
Thumbsucker (2005)
First half, sucked.
Mar 18, 2008
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(1)
Three O'Clock High (1987)
Bully Buddy beleaguers Jerry.
Mar 2, 2006
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(1)
Three O'Clock High (1987)
Raging Nerd.
Mar 2, 2006
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(2)
Three Days Of The Condor (1975)
Office clerks dunaway with.
Jan 31, 2005
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(3)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Mocku-Rocku-Cocku-mentary.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
D'yer Mock'er.
May 28, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Page Range
Zoo <---> This I
Things <---> Smoke
Smoke <---> Red Dr
Red Da <---> Multip
Multip <---> Leon
Leon <---> Hoop D
Hoop D <---> Excali
Evilsp <---> Crash
Crash <---> Birdy
Bio-Do <---> After
Advent <---> 1 Nigh
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