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Lots of aimless wandering. |
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Dwarf-tossing craze begins! |
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Two wizards breakdancing. |
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Wanted: Fellowship. Suicide mission. |
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Hobbit fingers mighty ring. |
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Gotta destroy the bling-bling. |
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NIne protectors, one ring. |
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Hairy feet, beardy wizard. |
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Legolas shoots unlimited arrows. |
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Middle-Earth stunningly realised! |
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Nine heroes, million enemies. |
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Visual; pentultimately weird feet. |
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Magical wizards battle monsters. |
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Brave fellowship battles evil. |
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Repeat (travel, fight), stop. |
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Hobbits kicking Orc tail. |
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Disembark. Fight. Rinse. Repeat. |
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Largely underacted, very overrated. |
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Gandalf burns. Arwen's hot. |
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Short peoples fights back. |
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Viggo died, nobody cried. |
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Gollum slobbers in background. |
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Frodo wears pained expression. |
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Hobbit directed, Hobbit approved. |
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New Zealand travel brochure. |
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Warrior orcs killed easily. |
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Intoxicating, drunk on Tolkien. |
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Short, angry guys questiing. |
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Cute elves, freaky baddies. |
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Respectful rendition - unsurpassable urtext. |
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Enlightened elf interest. |
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'Xena' without lesbian subtext. |
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Elron counsels destruction quest. |
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...trekking, trekking, FIGHTING, trekking... |
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Gandalf falls off bridge. |
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Evil jewellery attempts takeover. |
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Darkest time unites races. |
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Short Hobbits, long story. |
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Loud creatures, little men. |
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Ring brings wraith kings. |
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Legolas prettier than Arwen. |
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Destroy ring, save world. |
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Hobbits. Wizards. Ring. Classic. |
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Misfits attempt lengthy quest. |
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Little hobbits fighting evil. |
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Watershed fantasy. Foot fetish? |
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Gandalf can't fly, fools. |
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Ring, fling, thing- boring. |
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Boromir�s chances were n-arrow. |
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Wearing jewelry bad hobbit. |
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One ring unbinds fellowship. |
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One package, nine couriers. |
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Enthralling. Enchanting. Epic. Emotional. |
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Disappointing changes from original. |
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Marginally exceeds Bakshi's version. |
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Sauron requires throat lozenge. |
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Elrond offers Frodo Counciling. |
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Frodo, mojo, orcs, lawks! |
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Ring-bearer moves Fellowship. |
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Short guys, big adventure. |
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Little Hobbit, huge quest. |
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Ring destruction inevitable, eventually. |
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Pointy-eared sequel fodder. |
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Tolkien's tome's bold beginning. |
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