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| Elijah walkin', wood talkin'. |
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| Gollum better than Jar-Jar. |
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| Fewer midgets, more swordfighting. |
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| Aragorn needs bath, badly. |
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| Magic, perfect, brilliant myth. |
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| Gandalf the Sparkly White! |
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| Frodo acquires junkie chic. |
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| Painfully stretched ring-piece. |
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| Ents spoil Saruman's party. |
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| Trees kick Saruman's ass. |
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| 'Tricksy Hobbit' retains Ring. |
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| Orcs needing orthodontic treatment. |
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| Dudes fighting over jewelry. |
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| Towers totters, doom nears! |
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| Misfits still attempting quest. |
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| Helm's deep, Saruman drowned. |
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| Meet Gollum- socially challenged. |
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| Dunadain King tosses Dwarf! |
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| Frodo lives, Haldir dies. |
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| Wizard offers tree sacrifices. |
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| Frodo fingers Sauron's ring. |
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| Elvish has left building. |
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| Splitting of the Fellowship. |
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| Gollum's multiple personality disorder. |
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| Gandalf has extreme makeover. |
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| Agent Smith goes fantasy. |
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| Trees quench Dracula's foundry. |
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| These tree-men defeat Isengard. |
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| Endless battle in darkness. |
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| Ring junkies anon. meeting. |
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| Continuing work of genius. |
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| My preciousss three hours! |
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| Talking trees thwart Saruman. |
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| Emotional Smeagol, Deep ending. |
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| Gandalf's just all white. |
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| Schizo ex-hobbit seeks fellowship. |
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| Ring destruction next time. |
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| Trees topple terror tower. |
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| Second movie, second tower. |
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| Orcs galore, Isengard ashore. |
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| Gollum hisses, Sam whines. |
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| Orcs, Saruman's underground economy. |
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| Treebeard never leaves hobbits. |
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| Titanic Captain wields sword. |
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| Rain on Saruman's parade. |
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| Gandalf as Horse Whisperer. |
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| Gandalf returns, Isengard burns. |
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| Rohan ethnically cleansed... |
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| Hobbits hammer helms-deep. |
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| Gandalf's whitening straightens hair! |
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| Fellowship travels, fights separately. |
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| Rohirrim in Deep trouble. |
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| Wizard Gandalf rises level. |
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| Forest destroyed, Ents annoyed. |
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| Gandalf died, Gandalf dyed. |
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| Nazgul acquire horse upgrade. |
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| Valiant deeds. Precious proceeds. |
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| Halflings kidnapped, Rohan ransacked. |
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| Frodo dreams about Gandalf. |
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| Remember Alamo? Similar plot. |
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| Smeagol's split personality diagnosed. |
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| Gandalf reappears, disappears again. |
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| Elf mounts horse strangely. |
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| Miffed trees get revenge. |
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| Talking trees battle Sarumon. |
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| Gollum vs. Smeagol. Funny! |
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