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Reviews by 'ci�nas'
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with a total of
862
reviews published to date.
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Indie pendant movie?
Nov 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(39)
Up In The Air (2009)
Fire, fly.
Jan 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Darjeeling Limited, The (2007)
East meets Wes.
Nov 29, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
King's Speech, The (2010)
King George the Firth.
Jan 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
300 (2006)
600 pecs.
Mar 24, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
World's Biggest Gang Bang (1995)
Fuck queue.
Nov 12, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(28)
Departed, The (2006)
Rat vs. mole.
Oct 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Vanishing Of The Bees (2009)
Beegone.
Nov 28, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
Iron Man (2008)
Downey shows his mettle.
Sep 18, 2007
Scored 4/5
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(25)
Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten (2007)
Titan of the Clash.
Aug 22, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Road, The (2009)
Stark trek.
Jan 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Hancock (2008)
Stuporman.
Jul 11, 2008
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Junior (1994)
Wonder womb man.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(24)
WALL-E (2008)
Long time no seed.
Nov 20, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Inception (2010)
In somnia.
Jul 19, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Neighbour: hood.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude is star, man.
Nov 14, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Killer Toilet From Outer Space (2003)
ToilET.
Jan 17, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Pandora And The Flying Dutchman (1951)
Ava, tar.
Jan 4, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Lay, tent, homosexuality.
Jan 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Carry On Columbus (1992)
New World, ancient jokes.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 0/5
Vote
(21)
Knowing (2009)
Apocalypse known.
Nov 30, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3, The (2009)
Pelham, one too many.
Jul 27, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Up (2009)
Home & away.
Jan 23, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Avatar (2009)
Blue murder.
Dec 8, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Ghost Writer, The (2010)
Blairs a close resemblance.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Painted Veil, The (2006)
Love, in time. Cholera.
Jan 6, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Bob: driving dismays me.
Aug 16, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(20)
Barefoot In The Park (1967)
Newlyweds get cold feet.
Jan 6, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Br�no (2009)
Sashay Baron Cohen.
Jul 17, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Yokel hero.
Nov 29, 2008
Scored 1/5
Vote
(19)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Going with the floe.
Dec 14, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(19)
Incredible Hulk, The (1977)
Bill's & Lou's change.
Aug 9, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(19)
Rambo (2008)
RamBotox.
Mar 2, 2008
Scored 0/5
Vote
(19)
Se7en (1995)
10se but pre10tious (un4tun8ly).
Apr 12, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(19)
Social Network, The (2010)
Zuckerberg: nerd-do-well.
Oct 15, 2010
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
U-571 (2000)
Brits: missing in fiction.
Aug 31, 2006
Scored 1/5
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(19)
Adventureland (2009)
Life is funfair.
Oct 1, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Field, The (1990)
Ire, land.
Mar 11, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
How To Use The Dial Telephone (1927)
Digital technology.
Dec 31, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Invictus (2009)
Ballot, Boks.
Jan 20, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Rain Man (1988)
Counter, intuitive.
Nov 23, 2009
Scored 4/5
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(18)
Searching For Bobby Fischer (1993)
Chess nuts.
Dec 8, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Secretary (2002)
Maggie: box, office, hit?
Apr 1, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Time Traveller's Wife, The (2009)
Chronillogical.
Aug 21, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Weight Of Water, The (2000)
Foreign Polley, sea.
Nov 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Carell: not fucking funny.
Aug 10, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Limb0.
Jan 17, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Control (2007)
Manc depression.
Jan 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Dangerous Method, A (2011)
Jung & in love.
Feb 5, 2012
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Foot Fist Way, The (2006)
Sensei & insensibility.
Sep 28, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Landa, hope & gory.
Dec 13, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Little Children (2006)
Paedo failure.
Feb 1, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Matchmaker, The (1997)
Micks & match.
Aug 8, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(17)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
'Mad' Mac's Chief inspiration.
Aug 27, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(17)
Oxford Murders, The (2008)
Whodonit.
Nov 30, 2009
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Precious: Based On The Novel 'Push' By Sapphire (2009)
Precious, mettle.
Jan 24, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Silver City (2004)
Sayles & marketing.
Dec 4, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Truly Madly Deeply (1991)
Truly badly tweely.
Aug 21, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(17)
V For Vendetta (2006)
Victor: Hugo.
Jun 10, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
2012 (2009)
158 minutes? Armageddon bored.
Nov 20, 2009
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Sheer carlessness.
Jul 9, 2009
Scored 0/5
Vote
(16)
Human Centipede (First Sequence), The (2009)
Bottom feeders.
May 10, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Island, The (2005)
Ewan's Run.
Jan 31, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Lone Star (1996)
Dirty Deeds?
Nov 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Mist, The (2007)
Mist! Eek!
Apr 4, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
My Left Foot (1989)
Acting leg end.
Jun 21, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Postman, The (1997)
Costner: snail male.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Shutter (2008)
Click & the dead.
Apr 8, 2010
Scored 1/5
Vote
(16)
Sisters (1972)
Psycho sis.
Jul 25, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Texas (1941)
Texas, Holden.
Dec 9, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Being Mick (2001)
Romanticising the Stone.
Mar 11, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Biloxi Blues (1988)
You talking Toomey?
Dec 30, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Blindness (2008)
Whiteout.
Nov 16, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Bloody Mama (1970)
Mother hood.
May 12, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986)
Auntie, Semitic.
Dec 26, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Dead Ringers (1988)
Wombmates.
Aug 3, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Easy Rider (1969)
High on the hogs.
Jun 14, 2010
Scored 3/5
Vote
(15)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Maiming of the screw.
Dec 24, 2009
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Hunger (2008)
Sands' time runs out.
Nov 15, 2008
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
Renner: war's a blast.
Aug 31, 2009
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Libertine, The (2004)
For fucks: ache.
Mar 30, 2010
Scored 2/5
Vote
(15)
North Country (2005)
Miner bird.
Sep 23, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(15)
Secret Window (2004)
Rainey daze.
Oct 26, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(15)
Surrogates (2009)
Robot the Bruce.
Jul 27, 2010
Scored 3/5
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(15)
127 Hours (2010)
Blood from a stone.
Jan 9, 2011
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Adjustment Bureau, The (2011)
Free will hunting.
Jun 20, 2011
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Outre outback outing.
Aug 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Away We Go (2009)
Gentle man & Verona.
Oct 10, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Beautiful Kate (2009)
Twincest.
Sep 26, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Born Into Brothels: Calcutta's Red Light Kids (2004)
Indian slummer?
Dec 19, 2009
Scored 3/5
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(14)
Broadway Danny Rose (1984)
Green-eyed mobster.
Sep 12, 2010
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Chess Dispute, A (1903)
Board stupid.
Feb 6, 2010
Unscored
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(14)
Crooks In Cloisters (1964)
Brotherhoods.
Dec 31, 2009
Scored 2/5
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(14)
Dinner For Schmucks (2010)
Dis courses.
Jan 28, 2011
Scored 0/5
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(14)
Dirty Dozen, The (1967)
Bad eggs, crack soldiers.
May 20, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Disappearance Of Alice Creed, The (2009)
Alice in chains.
Aug 30, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Ar3 w3 Th3r3 y3t?
Aug 29, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, The (2009)
Libel & Salander.
Jun 5, 2010
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Good (2008)
ProfeSSor.
Apr 7, 2010
Scored 4/5
Vote
(14)
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