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Syriana (2005)
Greed engulfs us oil.
Jan 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jack's Ennis envy.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Emperors have no clothes.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Fargo (1996)
McDormand ruins Macy's parade.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Capote (2005)
Capote only loves Capote.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Russian roulette with bears.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Mean Girls (2004)
McAdams rules two fools.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Munich (2005)
Li'l Avner strikes again.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Vardalos achieves Greek metamorphosis.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Mystic River (2003)
Mighty Penn, mighty wrong.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Open Water (2003)
Math error benefits sharks.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Red Eye (2005)
McAdams spoils Murphy's law.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Secretary (2002)
Anal personality hits bottom.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
V For Vendetta (2006)
V alliterates, then obliterates.
Apr 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Collateral (2004)
Foxx kills wolfish Cruise.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Fish boy turns playboy.
Mar 1, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Elizabethtown (2005)
Dunst cures Bloom's angst.
Jan 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Travolta Cage'd, Cage Travolta'd.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Final Destination (2000)
French class gets fried.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fried Green Tomatoes (1991)
Abusive men get fried.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Permanent union with bear.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Hooper saves private island.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Meet The Parents (2000)
Jack emasculates Focker.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Flirtatious Redgrave a stretch.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Phantom stalks, Christine balks.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pretty Persuasion (2005)
Randa's rendezvous with death.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Producers, The (2005)
Jewish jokes conquer Broadway.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Prying Hoffman fried.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Will Graham find Fiennes?
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Saw II (2005)
Jigsaw saw and re-conquered.
Feb 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Nick, Polly, Bobby - capitalists.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Naylor honest amid hypocrites.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Thank You For Smoking (2005)
Tobacco screws, reporter screwed.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Three Burials Of Melquiades Estrada, The (2005)
Belmont's stake doesn't rise.
Mar 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Weather Man, The (2005)
No Hope for Cage.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
16 Blocks (2006)
Mosley protects Bunker.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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16 Blocks (2006)
Morse has immoral code.
Mar 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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16 Blocks (2006)
Mos is definitely annoying.
Mar 25, 2006
Scored 3/5
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American History X (1998)
Derek's ass-ent into manhood.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Peppy Patrick - preppy predator.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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American Psycho (2000)
Bateman thins the homeless.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Burgundy skewers Corningstone.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Fantana stinks, Burgundy sinks.
Apr 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Anything Else (2003)
Woody makes Biggs bigger.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Apocalypse Now (1979)
Brando fattened by natives.
Feb 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Hawke saves Bishop.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Byrne ends Bello's year.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Assault On Precinct 13 (2005)
Dennehy's premature retirement.
May 10, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Phallus powers Austin.
Apr 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Howard's lunacy is genius.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Bale..brawl..bat.
Jan 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Heath heats up Jake.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Jake in Heath's ledger.
Mar 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Capote (2005)
Perry Smith - pecksniffian sociopath.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Chocolat (2000)
Cocoa melts community's cocoon.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Closer (2004)
Dermatologist loves Natalie's skin.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Bluhm gets blamed.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Cooler, The (2003)
Bello spices Macy's rack.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Crash (2004)
Peter and Anthony - philosophers.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Date Movie (2006)
Alyson has weighty problem.
Mar 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Derailed (2005)
Quickie foiled by Frenchie.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Dolores Claiborne (1995)
Bates eliminates mate.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Domino (2005)
Arm offering for bounty.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
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E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Gertie cuter than ET.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Elf (2003)
Caan gains son.
Mar 23, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Family Stone, The (2005)
Sybil is dying, hurrah!
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 1/5
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Fatal Attraction (1987)
Adulterers wound Archer.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Murrow foils Senate bully.
Apr 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Clooney fears McCarthy's return.
Apr 20, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Hannibal (2001)
Hannibal scoops gray matter.
Mar 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Mad-Eye's mood is mayhem.
Apr 6, 2006
Scored 3/5
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History Of Violence, A (2005)
Mortensen, the mob's mortician.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Honeymoon In Vegas (1992)
Cage pimps fiancee.
May 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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In The Bedroom (2001)
Spacek depressed, husband repressed.
Mar 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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In The Bedroom (2001)
Fowler dies, Fowler kills.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Jarhead (2005)
Jake useless to Bush.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Jerk, The (1979)
Imbecile improves world vision.
Mar 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Junebug (2005)
Madeleine meets the hicks.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Love Actually (2003)
Juliet misses the Mark.
Feb 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Love Actually (2003)
Nighy finds Christmas love.
Mar 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Love Story (1970)
Ali dies, in-laws lose.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Baileygates enters Waters.
Apr 1, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Meet The Fockers (2004)
Jack outfoxed by Fockers.
Feb 26, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Must Love Dogs (2005)
Jake is Sarah's lapdog.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Notebook, The (2004)
Allie in Noah's ark.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Notebook, The (2004)
Allie torn, Noah forlorn.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Three stooges sing blues.
Mar 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Dozen nuts stealing dough.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Open Water (2003)
No saving lonely Ryan.
Mar 28, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Gibson's graphic pontification.
Feb 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Pest, The (1997)
Gustav commits Pest-icide.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Producers, The (2005)
Adolf's insane, likewise Lane.
Jan 6, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Proof (2005)
Hal not Catherine's pal.
Feb 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Rent (2005)
Dated Rent needs Angel.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Saw (2004)
Psycho Jigsaw plays God.
Feb 24, 2006
Scored 2/5
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Sideways (2004)
Church services Oh.
Mar 15, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Starling attracts lecherous Lecter.
Feb 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Squid And The Whale, The (2005)
Literate Berkman versus Berkman.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Squid And The Whale, The (2005)
Walt- Sophie's bad choice.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Squid And The Whale, The (2005)
Bernard's pomposity; Joan's mendacity.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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