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Reviews by 'Funslinger'
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with a total of
104
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Syriana (2005)
Dangerous Oiliaisons.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
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(11)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Flingtime in the Rockies.
Dec 30, 2005
Unscored
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(10)
Match Point (2005)
Games, sex, matches pointless.
Jan 30, 2006
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(10)
Quills (2000)
Laundress Distributes Filthy Sheets.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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(9)
Constant Gardener, The (2005)
Meddling Couple Gets Planted.
Dec 24, 2005
Unscored
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(7)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Jesus Christ, That's Funny!
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
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(6)
Wallace & Gromit In The Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (2005)
Organic hare transplant.
Dec 22, 2005
Unscored
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(6)
Luzhin Defence, The (2000)
Grandmaster contemplates chick-mate.
Dec 23, 2005
Unscored
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(5)
Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Tales From The Cryptex.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Family Stone, The (2005)
Stoned For The Holidays.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Swank's a dead ringer.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
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(4)
Prime (2005)
Starring Uma, lacking huma'.
Dec 21, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
Very Long Engagement, A (2004)
Lover never forgets amnesiac.
Jan 14, 2006
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(4)
Walk The Line (2005)
Get Carter, die happy.
Dec 18, 2005
Unscored
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(4)
40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
Coming of age(d) story.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Desert-ed Family Become Desserts.
Apr 13, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Mrs. Henderson Presents (2005)
Bootie, Camp, For Soldiers.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Weather Man, The (2005)
Meteorologist Caine(d) by father.
Dec 19, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzai Across The 8th Dimension, The (1984)
Penny's worth a Buckaroo.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Birdy (1984)
Birdman Grounded in Catatonia.
May 3, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
Eight Below (2006)
Dogged, unchained gang survives.
Mar 7, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Flightplan (2005)
Displaced baggage infuriates mother.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Fun With Dick And Jane (2005)
Re-Make Fails to Carrey.
Feb 14, 2006
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(2)
Hills Have Eyes, The (2006)
Marooned dad fired up.
Apr 17, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
Inside Man (2006)
Spike Produces L'il Gem.
Apr 14, 2006
Unscored
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(2)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Peng-Men in Black.
Dec 29, 2005
Unscored
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(2)
Primer (2004)
Geeks go time traveling.
Jul 6, 2007
Unscored
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(2)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Toil, soil, foil, oil.
Feb 26, 2008
Unscored
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(2)
American Hustle (2013)
Amy-able Caper
Jan 12, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Penn films comedians' scat.
Feb 7, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Bandits (2001)
Captured Cate commits capers.
Dec 29, 2005
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Badgered Bill Badgers Badger.
Jan 6, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Children Of Men (2006)
Girl puts out Hope.
Feb 23, 2007
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Date Movie (2006)
When Hairy Met Silly.
Mar 4, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Deathtrap (1982)
Gaywrights Fuck Each Other.
May 17, 2006
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(1)
Departed, The (2006)
Jack gets whacked.
Apr 15, 2007
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(1)
Final Destination 3 (2006)
Fatburger's redefines 'Take-Out'.
Feb 26, 2006
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(1)
I Am Legend (2007)
Finally: Traffic-free NYC!!!
Feb 27, 2008
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(1)
King Kong (2005)
Action Jackson supersizes classic.
Jan 13, 2006
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(1)
Kung Fu Hustle (2004)
Grandmasters' Flash axes gang.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
Machinist, The (2004)
Insomniacal Memento Rip-Off.
May 8, 2006
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(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Knight captures King's Queen.
Jan 4, 2006
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(1)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Bug Sees Dead People.
May 9, 2006
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(1)
Murderball (2005)
Wheelchair rugby rehabs quadriplegics.
Feb 20, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Night At The Museum (2006)
Museum tests guard Daley.
Jan 18, 2007
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(1)
Oscar And Lucinda (1997)
Card-playing pastor folds.
Jan 16, 2006
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(1)
Owning Mahowny (2003)
Casino boss plays loser.
Feb 19, 2006
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(1)
Paper Moon (1973)
O'Neals In Con Flick-t.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Philanderer called on adultery.
Mar 23, 2007
Unscored
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(1)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Sparrow vs. Barnacle Boys.
Aug 31, 2006
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(1)
Robots (2005)
'Bots Rescue Fats Domino-ed.
Feb 16, 2006
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(1)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Gwyneth exposes Bard's muse.
Jan 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Stop Making Sense (1984)
Byrne makes flippy floppy.
Feb 18, 2006
Unscored
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(1)
Talladega Nights: The Ballad Of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Ricky Dis-graces Baby Jesus.
Aug 31, 2006
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(1)
Thumbsucker (2005)
Son sucks, life too.
Apr 7, 2006
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(1)
Upside Of Anger, The (2005)
Desperate, housewife scores ballplayer.
Jan 14, 2006
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(1)
'Round Midnight (1986)
Expatriate saxophonist blows comeback.
Feb 11, 2006
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16 Blocks (2006)
Police Thriller? Mos Def-initely!
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
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American Hustle (2013)
Amy-able Christian Caper.
Jan 11, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
American Hustle (2013)
Amy Bales Out Mafia
Jan 12, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
American Hustle (2013)
Amy Bales Out Christian.
Jan 12, 2014
Scored 5/5
Vote
Benchwarmers, The (2006)
Schneider Pitches Game Idea.
May 4, 2006
Unscored
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Dude's condition bears strikes.
Jan 30, 2006
Unscored
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Boondock Saints, The (1999)
Veritas, Aequitas, violently apportioned.
Jan 30, 2006
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Code Breakers (2005)
Footballers' passes intercepted.
Dec 29, 2005
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Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Killer operative produces hits.
Jan 29, 2006
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Fache-nated Chief Nabs Impostor.
May 23, 2006
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Da Vinci Code, The (2006)
Co-dependent descendant defends descendants.
Nov 29, 2006
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Dark Water (2005)
Murky plot drowns Connelly.
May 17, 2006
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Dead Man (1995)
Accountant's Life And Depp.
Jan 27, 2006
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Fog, The (2005)
Manhunting Fog abets pi-rots.
Feb 4, 2006
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Good Night, And Good Luck (2005)
Murrow smokes Red-baiters.
Dec 22, 2005
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Hangover, The (2009)
Tazed n' Confused.
Dec 23, 2010
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Hoodwinked! (2005)
Sleuths fry rabbit dick.
Feb 5, 2006
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Illuminata (1998)
Critic Loves Troupe Member.
Jan 23, 2006
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Inside Man (2006)
Jodie Fosters Nazi blackmail.
Apr 1, 2006
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Jerk, The (1979)
Purposeful Martin Peters Bernadette.
Jan 20, 2006
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Kingpin (1996)
Whoring Angel loves Woody.
Mar 2, 2006
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Kinsey (2004)
Zoologist's Revealing Galling Studies.
Feb 22, 2006
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Last Days (2005)
Rocker's Last Daze.
May 10, 2006
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Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Water-bonging comic adventure.
Jan 3, 2006
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Lincoln (2012)
War Ends, Lincoln Too.
Jan 12, 2014
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Men In Black (1997)
Stylish roachbusters eradicate aliens.
Feb 2, 2006
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Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Davian's Head & Foot-less.
Jun 3, 2006
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My Favorite Year (1982)
Kaiser accepts drunken ham.
Feb 15, 2006
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Night Shift (1982)
Whores stiff the mob.
Jan 23, 2006
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Oh, God! (1977)
God Enlists Grocery Cleric.
Feb 19, 2006
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Patient handles Ratchet wench.
Feb 16, 2006
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Perfect Catch, The (2005)
Ben Drew Hornby's Ire.
Feb 16, 2006
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Piranha (1978)
Campgoers turn to chum.
Mar 29, 2007
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Producers, The (2005)
Mad Max, Fuhrer Furor.
Feb 21, 2006
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Rambling Rose (1991)
Laura Haas Hot Episodes.
Feb 19, 2006
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Runaway Train (1985)
Lifer Buys Final Ticket.
Jan 17, 2006
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Saving Mr. Banks (2013)
Disney Lands Mary Poppins
Jan 12, 2014
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Sentinel, The (2006)
First Lady's Man Interdicts.
May 17, 2006
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Southern Comfort (1981)
Rue Bayou.
Feb 19, 2006
Unscored
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Time Bandits (1981)
Travelling Lilliputians time travel.
Feb 17, 2006
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Time Bandits (1981)
Travelling Lilliputians map thefts.
Feb 17, 2006
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Transamerica (2005)
He-She converts son.
Feb 19, 2006
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United 93 (2006)
Passengers Alter Flight Plan.
May 9, 2006
Unscored
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