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Reviews by 'Earnest Scribbler'
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with a total of
108
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Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Adhesive socks immobilize tanks.
Dec 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(14)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Psychotic knight ruins wedding.
Jan 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(13)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Blonde goes Mad(sen).
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Teddies defeat emperor's finest.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(12)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin becomes emperor's biatch.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits trust schizophrenic murderer.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Organ Repo men visit.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(9)
Halo (2012)
Jacksons second ring story.
Mar 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Clint Priest-wood.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Cactus Jack (1979)
Arnie Get Your Gun.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(7)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Cripple wins Superbowl.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Gladiator (2000)
Harris hugged to death.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Grievous causes bodily-harm.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Robotic squid massacre humans.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Doom (2005)
Rock frags demon ass.
Dec 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Elvis steals cripple's dance.
Jan 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Horny Harry beats Horntail.
Jan 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Messiah very naughty, apparently.
Jan 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Reign Of Fire (2002)
Great, Bale's on fire!
Jan 23, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Anakin prefers older women.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Lava cause's Vader's asthma.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Batman Begins (2005)
Batmobile gets pimped.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Die Hard (1988)
Germans have small feet.
Feb 21, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Dentist needs new fish.
Jan 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator has Lethal Weapons.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Saruman was Yoda's apprentice.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Third Man, The (1949)
Sweet Lime, turns sour.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime shot, in sewer.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
True Lies (1994)
Arnie hung from horse.
Feb 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(3)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Phoenix rises from water.
May 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(3)
And Now For Something Completely Different (1971)
Psychotic lumberjack cuts hair.
Jan 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Black Hawk Down (2001)
Chopper rescues downed chopper.
Feb 28, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Wedding Crashers: Extreme Edition.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
King Kong (2005)
Monkey spanks New York.
Jan 15, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Boromir stops Sharpe arrows.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Orc population plummets. Literally.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Smith character getting repetitive.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Virtual masonry crumbles easily.
Dec 6, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator in Concrete Jungle.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Punisher, The (2004)
Jane Greases Travolta.
Jul 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin, the vampire slayer.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Obi-wan's amazing vanishing trick.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Metal elephant trips up.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Carrey talks out arse.
May 4, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Gibson's Wallace, wants Payback.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Casino Royale (2006)
Bond dyes hair Blonde.
Mar 21, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Crash (2004)
Phillippe farts, Tate dies.
Mar 18, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Doom (2005)
Demon requires wheel chair.
Dec 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hackers (1995)
Computer nerd scores Jolie.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Hidalgo (2004)
Sharif's pancreas failing.
Mar 7, 2006
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Wachowski's Bank Accounts Reloaded.
Jan 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phone Booth (2002)
Moral terrorist terrorises Farrell.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Predator (1987)
Ahnold gets to Choppah.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Predator 2 (1990)
Predator does vigilante act.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rambo III (1988)
Rambo guns down Russians.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
James Bond turns Nazi.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Gum solves jetpack problem.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Serenity (2005)
Whedon weaves futuristc fable.
Mar 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Jimmy Smitts raises Leia.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Leia: Darth made 'er.
Mar 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Imperials get frosty reception.
Dec 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Patrick mashes Arnies face.
Dec 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Third Man, The (1949)
Welles plays dead, Lime.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Third Man, The (1949)
Cotton unravels, Lime mystery.
Mar 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Thunderbolt And Lightfoot (1974)
Bridges seduces lonely man.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
X-Men (2000)
Cyclops Laser Eye Surgery.
May 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Juggernaught needs to pee.
May 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
About A Boy (2002)
Dead Duck, stone Bread.
Mar 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Kane: very huggable character.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Alien (1979)
Hurt, alien make out.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Assault On Precinct 13 (1976)
Napoleon wins siege.
Feb 11, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
Fight Club (1999)
Tyler starts Club franchise.
Jun 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
First Blood (1982)
Sly commando evades police.
May 12, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Gladiator (2000)
Hounsou buries tiny people.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
Great Escape, The (1963)
Blofeld; keen Bird Watcher.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
Great Escape, The (1963)
Blofeld goes Blind.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Nazis Xecute 'Big X'.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Great Escape, The (1963)
Tunnel King has claustrophobia.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
'Ze Grindelowz' prove challenging.
Dec 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
I, Robot (2004)
Smith, Robotic arm, Laws.
Jun 14, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Ice Age (2002)
Gay rhinos dislike sloths.
Mar 31, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Jarhead (2005)
Donnie Darko joins Marines.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Jarhead (2005)
Gyllenhaal wets himself.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Jarhead (2005)
Jake leaves hat on.
May 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Magnolia fan beaten up.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Lesbian thieves fool stoners.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
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King Kong (2005)
Kong prefers Blondes.
Apr 19, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Pythons ponder philosophical problem.
Mar 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Phone Booth (2002)
Farrell, hostage in Booth.
May 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Pride And The Passion, The (1957)
Grant's cannon saves Spain.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Pride And The Passion, The (1957)
French fear Grant's gun.
Apr 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Pulp Fiction (1994)
Marvin needs face transplant.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 5/5
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Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Second Vietnam War.
Apr 3, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (2003)
Warthog looks like Puma.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (2003)
Caboose hates Babies.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Red vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles (2003)
Sword is actually Key.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
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Rocketeer, The (1991)
Cliff repels Nazi invasion.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Rocketeer, The (1991)
Dalton undone by gum.
Apr 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Sin City (2005)
Grenade ruins Dwight's plans.
Mar 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Windu melts emperor's face.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
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