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Reviews by 'Beanmimo'
Current status of
Movie deity
with a total of
3867
reviews published to date.
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Film Name
Review Votes
Review Score
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Billy Elliot (2000)
Ballet the Kid.
Sep 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(58)
Twister (1996)
Whirlwind romance.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(47)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Florida receives broad band.
Feb 6, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(45)
Twister (1996)
Good Wind Hunting.
Jan 4, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(44)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Wahlberg discovers banana republic.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(43)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Iambic Penitentiary.
May 10, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(42)
Cod: A Biography (2000)
Codpiece.
Apr 20, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(41)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Heath's clowning glory?
Jul 31, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Zoolander (2001)
The model assassin.
Jul 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(40)
Murder By Numbers (2002)
Bloodmath.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(39)
Pink Panther, The (2006)
Martin Sellers out.
Feb 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(38)
March Of The Penguins (2005)
Ice, Ice, babies.
Aug 28, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Catwoman (2004)
Berry bad PussyCat.
May 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(36)
JFK (1991)
Another shot at JFK.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Magnum Force (1973)
Dirtier Harry.
Jan 29, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(36)
Spider-Man (2002)
Maguire on a wire.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(35)
Waterworld (1995)
Mad Mackerel.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
I, Robot (2004)
Machines develop own Will.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Snake on a Plane.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Transamerica (2005)
TransParent.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Angel Heart (1987)
Tying up loose entrails.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Thirteen (2003)
Rebels without a bra.
Jul 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(32)
Face/Off (1997)
Facing your worst enemy.
Jul 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
I sew dead people.
Jun 14, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration (1990)
Up me bum, Scotty.
Mar 22, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Birds in Cuckoo's Nest.
Sep 10, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Sibling Riflery.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Ring (1998)
Video killed Movie stars.
May 18, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Troy (2004)
Beware greeks bearing Pitts.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(30)
Cast Away (2000)
Wilson leaves Hanks deflated.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Walk The Line (2005)
Cash and Burn.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(29)
Fabulous Baker Boys, The (1989)
Best Piano Supporting Actress.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe found on Galapagos.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer (2006)
Scent of the Women.
May 17, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Anakin ages, Padme doesn't.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
War Of The Worlds (2005)
E.T catches cold.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(28)
What Women Want (2000)
Thinking with the enemy.
Jan 16, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Winnie The Pooh Thanksgiving, A (1998)
English Bear celebrates Thanksgiving?
May 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Intelligent sharks, dumb plot.
Apr 4, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Children Sullied their beds.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Ratchet tightens loose Screws.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Flames rise, stars fall.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Tiptoe through treetops.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(26)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombies vinyly die.
Jun 19, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Star Trek: Nemesis (2002)
Crunching Data.
Apr 10, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(26)
When Jesus Was A Kid (1993)
From Stable Beginnings...
Jan 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes is planely insane.
Jul 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Psycho (1960)
Lonely taxidermist broadens horizons.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Saw (2004)
'Dead Man' lying.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Christmas: A pubic holeyday.
Apr 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Cook The Thief His Wife & Her Lover, The (1989)
Lover's Digest.
Jul 12, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Good, The Bad And The Ugly, The (1966)
Leone Shoots, Morricone scores.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
How Green Was My Valley (1941)
Coal porters sing hymns.
Apr 7, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Island, The (2005)
Clone chooses life.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Madsen gives cop earful.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Reversal Of Fortune (1990)
Von Bulow in Irons.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Seabiscuit (2003)
From Nags to Stitches.
Dec 7, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(24)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Skirting with disaster.
Apr 9, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Star Trek (2009)
Finding Nero.
May 15, 2009
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Story Of Menstruation, The (1946)
Month in the cuntry.
Apr 9, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Superman (1978)
Superhero in Clark's shoes.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Amadeus (1984)
Salieri knows the score.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Batman Returns (1992)
Pfeiffer laps up role.
Jul 21, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Downfall (2004)
Final daze of Hitler.
Oct 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Elephant Man, The (1980)
Lynch mob chase freak.
Jul 18, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
End Of Days (1999)
Byrnes, when he pees.
Aug 30, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Marie Antoinette (2006)
Dunst heads for guillotine.
Apr 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Homer inspires Coen Brothers.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Liberty reveals tragedy.
Oct 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Cookin' Ewe, Kid.
Mar 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Lawnmower passes many opportunities.
Feb 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
X-Men (2000)
Berry Berry Stormy.
Oct 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Alive (1993)
Plane down: grub's up!
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Eggs! (1915)
That's all yolks!!
Jun 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Mercedes drives over Bridges.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
'Tootsie' does Day Care.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Night Watch (2004)
Vampires all Russian about.
May 17, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Ninth Gate, The (1999)
Satanic book has Deppth.
Oct 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Bloom has Swann, Knightley.
Sep 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow saves swann.
Jul 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Conceiving evil.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
Scarface (1983)
A Little Friendly Fire.
May 10, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Seven Year Itch, The (1955)
Skirting with air blaster.
Jun 2, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Batman Returns (1992)
Kitty in stitchy britches.
Mar 9, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Frankenstein (1931)
'Alive,' he cried.
Aug 13, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Fugitive, The (1993)
Ford seeks Arm Solo.
Sep 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Omen, The (1976)
Bestiality begets Beelzebub.
Jun 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (1925)
Chaney strikes vengeful chords.
Feb 5, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
Primary Colors (1998)
Travolting Politics.
Jan 10, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
Rising Sun (1993)
Connery snipes at Japanese.
Dec 3, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(21)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Bad Ass horses around.
Oct 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Sin City (2005)
Cleaning bottom of Basin.
Jun 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Sin City (2005)
Rourke Wood do Goldie.
Jun 9, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Von Ryan's Express (1965)
Sinatra does the Locomotive.
Nov 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
White Squall (1996)
Boarding School.
Jun 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)
Logan finally penetrates Jean.
Jun 8, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Slingshot strategy saves spacemen.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Arsenic And Old Lace (1944)
Brewster's loonies.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(20)
Blade (1998)
New Vamp City.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
A long dark knight.
Jul 31, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
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