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Reviews by 'alma'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
210
reviews published to date.
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Meet The Fockers (2004)
Ben still errs.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(30)
Working Girl (1988)
Pygmalion for yuppies.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Girl band with balls.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(27)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Green-witch village.
Jan 1, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Flubber (1997)
Mork and bendy.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(23)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
The Roquefort files.
Nov 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Nobody spots massive hole.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Bananas in pyjamas.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Titanic (1997)
Over time, Rose wrinkles.
Jun 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Brian gets cross.
Jul 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Home Alone (1990)
Candy comes in handy.
Jun 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Family grocery bill falls.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Mean Girls (2004)
Heathers lite.
Oct 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Amadeus (1984)
Wolfie in geek's clothing.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Blithe Spirit (1945)
Sexy ex hexes Rex.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Thelma And Louise (1991)
Dead women driving.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Titanic (1997)
Eejits play violins throughout.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Shrek (2001)
Myers is ogre enthusiastic.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
American Beauty (1999)
Roses positioned rather unhygienically.
Oct 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Ghosts of Murray's present.
Oct 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Click (2006)
Remote controls life.
Nov 11, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Four Feathers, The (1939)
Ex-chicken returns feathers.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
Tess (1979)
Strawberries eaten unwittingly provocatively.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
War Games (1983)
A little teenage nukie.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Scarlett practises cognitive procrastination.
Sep 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Goodbye Girl, The (1977)
Dreyfuss pulls panties down.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Roman Holiday (1953)
Gregory, Vespas, sweet nothings.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Terminator, The (1984)
Sarahs need name change.
Jun 21, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Johnny plays Willy.
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Slim straddles A-Bomb.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Hitch (2005)
Hitch enriches guys' pitches.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Numerous pre-nups bite dust.
Oct 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Piano, The (1993)
Highly-strung heroine.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Luke's dad turns bad.
May 23, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Affair To Remember, An (1957)
Cary carries Kerr.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Affair To Remember, An (1957)
Thinks she doesn't Kerr.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Jim lassoos the moon.
Oct 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Esprit de Corpse.
Nov 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Johnny fingers bushes dramatically.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Romans' contribution critically analysed.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Orphan demands more again.
Dec 30, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Titanic (1997)
Unsinkable theory proved wrong.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(8)
Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Exposed: man behind curtain.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
American Beauty (1999)
Annette frets about sofa.
Oct 5, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Meaning Of Life, The (1983)
Salmon mousse is scapegoated.
Aug 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Piano, The (1993)
Holly's pal au natural.
Aug 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Adventures Of Priscilla, Queen Of The Desert, The (1994)
Aussie queens create scenes.
Nov 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Angel Heart (1987)
Angel burns.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Betty Blue (1986)
Betty goes nuts.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Pretty In Pink (1986)
Molly makes cheap frills.
Jun 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Shadowlands (1993)
Winger terminally ill. Again.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Super Size Me (2004)
Spurlock ingests, Ronald sweats.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Terms Of Endearment (1983)
Winger, audience need medication.
Aug 23, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(6)
Babe Ruth Story, The (1948)
Bambino spills no beans.
Aug 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Wonka's teeth are spectacular.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Ferrari lovers' harrowing tragedy.
Jul 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
GoodFellas (1990)
Martin's Mum mollycoddles mobsters.
Aug 25, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Overheard plot creates plot.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
My fair cop.
Feb 17, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Nanny McPhee (2005)
Warty Poppins.
Feb 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Railway Children, The (1970)
Bloody kids stop train.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Roxanne (1987)
Stevo de Martinerac.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Ogre does it again.
Oct 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(5)
Titanic (1997)
Dowager dumps diamond.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Annie (1982)
Insufferable child sings incessantly.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Barnyard (2006)
Mancow mooovie.
Jan 15, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Identical Oompa Loompas dance.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Charlotte's Web (1973)
Charlotte dies, Wilbur cries.
Jul 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Charlotte's Web (2006)
'Some pig' appears again.
Dec 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Bill perfects Feb 2nd.
Jul 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Potter: spotty, Hermione: hormonal.
Nov 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Posh children do magic.
Jun 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Kramer Vs. Kramer (1979)
Whinger versus whiner.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
My Fair Lady (1964)
Hepburn hardly credible Cockney.
Jun 21, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Night On Earth (1991)
Winona rejects stardom opportunity!
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Oliver Twist (2005)
Bill Sykes hits bullseye.
Oct 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Shrek The Third (2007)
Ogre does it thrice.
Jan 2, 2007
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Graduates gaze at navels.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Tess (1979)
Important note never read.
Aug 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
You, Me And Dupree (2006)
Dillon=door Matt.
Sep 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(4)
50 First Dates (2004)
Aloha x 50.
Oct 17, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Airplane! (1980)
Classic air disaster spoof.
Aug 29, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Angel Heart (1987)
Demonic deNiro devours egg.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Babette's Feast (1987)
Food distracts from drudgery.
Jul 20, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dangerous Liaisons (1988)
Malkovich's magnificent aristocratic malice.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dr. Strangelove Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb (1964)
Sellers attached to explosives.
Jul 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Freeman accepts condescending bag.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Original bunny boiler born.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Full Monty, The (1997)
Joblessness causes stripping frenzy.
Jun 20, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Greed and greenness critiqued.
Jul 26, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Incredible Shrinking Man, The (1957)
Diminished stature depresses man.
Jul 28, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Population paring plant performs.
Aug 23, 2005
Unscored
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(3)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Nacho squeezes into gear.
Nov 20, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Nacho Libre (2006)
Chubby Mexican guy wrestles.
Nov 21, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Napoleon gets down.
Jun 28, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Crap present gets lost.
Aug 24, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(3)
Railway Children, The (1970)
Flags made of knickers.
Aug 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Scarlet Pimpernel, The (1934)
Percy acts the fool.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Secret Life Of Walter Mitty, The (1947)
Walter alters reality regularly.
Aug 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Shark Tale (2004)
The great white lies.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
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