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Reviews by 'BiggerBoat'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
406
reviews published to date.
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Looking For Comedy In The Muslim World (2005)
Man walks into Akbar...
Feb 22, 2006
Unscored
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(61)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Boeing constrictors.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(61)
Witness (1985)
A hit and Amish.
Feb 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(59)
Out In Nature: Homosexual Behaviour In The Animal Kingdom (2001)
Lions join gay pride.
Feb 20, 2005
Unscored
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(58)
Little Shop Of Horrors (1986)
Run, florist, run!
Oct 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(56)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Sheeeeeaaaars, Johnny!
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(56)
About A Boy (2002)
Hugh's your daddy.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(54)
Sex Aliens (1986)
ET phone ho.
Feb 22, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(53)
Monster-In-Law (2005)
A bitch called Fonda.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
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(51)
Harvey (1950)
Show me the bunny.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored
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(50)
Monsturd (2003)
Scary ploppins.
May 13, 2005
Unscored
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(50)
Beethoven Lives Upstairs (1992)
Composer's in A-Flat.
Jun 7, 2005
Unscored
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(50)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Frocky.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(50)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Am a deus.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(49)
Turbans (2000)
That's a wrap.
Jul 26, 2005
Unscored
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(49)
How To Kiss (1989)
A) Pucker lips now.
Apr 8, 2005
Unscored
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(49)
Showgirls (1995)
Beaver, Las Vegas.
Jul 1, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(48)
Awful Adventures Of An Aviator, The (1915)
Bad pilot episode.
Feb 16, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(46)
Alive (1993)
I season dead people.
Mar 23, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Deliverance (1972)
Beavers and butt-had.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(44)
Se7en (1995)
Good cop, Brad cop.
Apr 14, 2005
Unscored
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(44)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
The tree amigos.
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(41)
Kangaroo Jack (2003)
Look! Roo's talking.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Cat From Outer Space, The (1978)
Deep space, nine lives.
Jul 10, 2005
Unscored
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(40)
American Psycho (2000)
Bateman Begins.
Aug 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Hill, The (1965)
Tor of duty.
Oct 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Sex: The Annabel Chong Story (1999)
Whoriental.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(37)
12 Angry Men (1957)
The shirty dozen.
Mar 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(37)
Phone Booth (2002)
Kiefer madness.
Jun 24, 2005
Unscored
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(37)
Raging Bull (1980)
Joe and violent Bob.
Apr 2, 2005
Unscored
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(37)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
End of an ear.
Feb 15, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Ribald Tales Of Robin Hood, The (1969)
Sheriff of Nothing on.
May 5, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Adam And Eve (1912)
Original cinema.
May 16, 2006
Unscored
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(35)
Night Of The Living Bread (1990)
Dead and loafing it.
Dec 12, 2005
Unscored
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(35)
King Ralph (1991)
Receding heir line.
Aug 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Game: Sept and match.
Jan 24, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(34)
Clown Barber, The (1895)
Shears of a clown.
Jan 8, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Frankenhooker (1990)
Made from spare tarts.
Oct 15, 2007
Unscored
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(34)
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Bride's head re-riveted.
Sep 2, 2007
Unscored
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(34)
Minotaur (2006)
A maze in Greece.
Jan 7, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Blade (1998)
Slew Drac city.
Feb 23, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
I Wanna Hold Your Hand (1978)
Gripping Beatles film.
May 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Legend Of Bagger Vance, The (2000)
Blacksmith red-hot with irons.
Apr 7, 2005
Unscored
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(33)
Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Fiennes and dandies.
Jan 24, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Confessions Of A Male Prostitute (1992)
Blow-by-blow account.
Apr 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Dictionary Of Sex (1964)
From AAAAAHHHHHH to Zzzzzz.
Jan 6, 2007
Unscored
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(32)
Hitler: The Rise Of Evil (2003)
Had brains and Braun.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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(32)
Aviator, The (2004)
Hughes. A pretty boy.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(32)
American Gigolo (1980)
Private dick for hire.
Apr 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cowboys up shit creek.
Jan 16, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Cordon Blue.
Mar 3, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Digital Penis (2000)
Prixelated.
Aug 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Erotic Adventures Of Bonnie & Clyde, The (1988)
This is a dick-up.
May 31, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Freestyle: The Art Of Rhyme (2000)
That's a rap.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Real Story Of Humpty Dumpty, The (1990)
The dangers of crack.
Jan 28, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Cleopatra (1963)
Asp, ace odyssey.
Feb 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Gritty Woman.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Spy Hard (1996)
Bombed...shames Bond.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
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(31)
Posing: Inspired By Three Real Stories (1991)
Low fat spread.
Oct 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(31)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
The life of Ryan.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Death Of A Lumberjack, The (1973)
TIIMMMMMMBBBBB...ERGH.
Oct 13, 2005
Unscored
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(30)
Fart: The Movie (1991)
Airbiscuit.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
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(30)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Seeking cup with Joneses.
Nov 4, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Uma does line, dancing.
Dec 5, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Bambi (1942)
From deer to paternity.
Feb 2, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Naked Football League (1997)
Don't touchdown there.
Feb 4, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
One Million Years B.C. (1966)
Raquel elicits group 'Ug'.
Apr 3, 2007
Unscored
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(29)
Se7en (1995)
The sever ending story.
Dec 23, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Psycho (1960)
Leigh's final curtain call.
May 23, 2006
Unscored
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(29)
Curious Case Of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
A life less forwardinary.
Mar 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Wadd: The Life And Times Of John C. Holmes (1998)
My deft foot.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Sneaks on a plane.
Feb 2, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
A comedy of Ferris.
Mar 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Fatal Chocolate, The (1912)
Film has bittersweet ending.
May 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Farmers rearing each other.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987)
Poisson IV.
May 17, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(28)
Killer Nun (1979)
Mother, eraser.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Santa Claus: The Movie (1985)
Rebel without a Claus.
May 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Slum. Kind of wonderful.
May 1, 2009
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
Chimpanties.
Mar 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Anger Management (2003)
Book Jack in anger.
Sep 26, 2007
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Homer's idiocy.
Sep 3, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
Shitty, gritty fang bang.
Feb 16, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(27)
Brides Of Dracula, The (1960)
Polygamy sucks.
Jan 11, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Date With A Vampire (2001)
Ends with two pricks.
May 22, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
Clairvoyant, The (1935)
Medium at best.
Mar 17, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Man Who Sued God, The (2001)
Case of mistaken i-deity.
Feb 28, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
A Law into himself.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored
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(27)
First Nudie Musical, The (1976)
Swingin' in the rain.
May 21, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
Hymning in the rain.
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Rip Van Winkle (1903)
Rip-snoring adventure.
Jun 15, 2007
Unscored
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(26)
Wall Street (1987)
Flush Gordon.
Jan 3, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(26)
Rick & Steve The Happiest Gay Couple In All The World (1999)
Homo hapiens.
Oct 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(26)
How To Build An Igloo (1949)
Bricks 'n' water.
Aug 4, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Sideways (2004)
Walking In Vintner Wonderland.
Dec 23, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Transamerica (2005)
Ex-guys and videotape.
May 17, 2006
Unscored
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(26)
English Patient, The (1996)
Onward Kristen soldiers.
Oct 30, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Miss Nude America (1976)
Miss NY: Big apples.
Apr 26, 2005
Unscored
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(26)
Ten Commandments, The (1956)
Moses prefers middle parting.
Feb 28, 2006
Unscored
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(26)
Fletch (1985)
Paper, Chase, paper chase.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(25)
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