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Reviews by 'c dot'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
254
reviews published to date.
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Misery (1990)
Foot loose.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(47)
Crying Game, The (1992)
Caution: may contain nuts.
Dec 28, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Boys Don't Cry (1999)
Male fraud.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Misery (1990)
My Cleft Foot.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Twister (1996)
How now blown cow.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(30)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
William hurt.
Nov 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Dinner is perved.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Love Bakery (2000)
Passion of the Crust.
Dec 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Birds, The (1963)
Flycho.
Dec 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Obi gives Han-job.
Nov 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Virgin Suicides, The (1999)
Dunst Capped.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Wild Wild West (1999)
Sheriff's a black Smith.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Jailbard.
Feb 12, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Fluffer, The (2001)
Much ado about fluffing.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Our House: A Very Real Documentary About Kids Of Gay & Lesbian Parents (2000)
Son of a butch.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
1 Night In Paris (2004)
Hilton's grand opening.
Feb 18, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Clan Of The Cave Bear, The (1986)
Hannah Barbaric.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Great Cheese Robbery, The (1920)
Monterey jacked.
Dec 30, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Grabs bone, spanks monkey.
Sep 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Oil in the Family.
Nov 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
How To Take A Bath (1937)
Features washed up actress.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Businessman buys company.
Nov 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Horse depressed furlong time.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Heart of Darthness.
Jan 27, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(19)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Pupil can Nazi clearly.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Car makes Pitt stop.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Arnie vs. thermometer contents.
Sep 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
10 (1979)
Dudley Do-Her.
Oct 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(18)
Son Of Hitler (1978)
Son of a blitz.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(17)
Boyz N The Hood (1991)
Cuba(n) nizzle crisis.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Dog Day Afternoon (1975)
Carlito's Gay.
Dec 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
History Of Masturbation, The (2002)
Spanks for the memories.
Dec 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Mork & Ripley.
Nov 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Salvador Dal� (1971)
Surreality bites.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(16)
Nine 1/2 Weeks (1986)
Naked lunch.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
Chien Andalou, Un (1929)
Lazy optometrist cuts corneas.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Hunt For Red October, The (1990)
Scotsman subs for Russian.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Space Jam.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(14)
Boxing Cats (Prof. Welton's), The (1894)
Cat on the mat.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Porn Star: The Legend Of Ron Jeremy (2001)
The porn identity.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
The First Hoel.
Jan 22, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Peter Rabbit And The Crucifix (2001)
Hare die.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Trainspotting (1996)
Obi Wan can OD.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Over-Incubated Baby, An (1901)
Small fry.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Craft, The (1996)
Finding Neve her wand.
Feb 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Midget safeguards evil bling.
Sep 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Roger's wife: Jugs Bunny.
Dec 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
�Three Amigos! (1986)
Short Mexicans Chase Martins.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Bond aged.
Jan 28, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
Piece on earth.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(12)
Predator (1987)
Arnie butchers alien/ English.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(12)
20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)
Kirk's in deep ship.
Nov 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Dish Ran Away With The Spoon, The (1933)
Kitchinfidelity.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Panic Room (2002)
Dwight idea. Dwong house.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
How To Kiss (1989)
Tongue in cheek.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Starsky & Hutch (2004)
Scoop Dogg.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Deliverance (1972)
Package delivered in rear.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
Jolly Old SputNick.
Feb 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Splash (1984)
Fish & hips.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Monsturd (2003)
The Toilet Zone.
Nov 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Deer skateboard needs work.
Sep 24, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(11)
Deep Throat (1972)
Long...gone. Long...gone.
Feb 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Christmassacred.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
The Stewardesses (1969)
Flight stimulator.
Jan 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Batman (1989)
Batman tosses Jack off.
Dec 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Over-Incubated Baby, An (1901)
Baby got black.
Feb 14, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(10)
Porn 'n Chicken (2002)
Chicken fingered.
Jan 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Man hung like horse.
Mar 9, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Van Gogh (1991)
Ear today, gone tomorrow.
Mar 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
How To Sleep (1935)
Actor gets the nod.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Bill: Mamba's #5.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Back To The Future (1985)
Mom doesn't recognize laundry.
Sep 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Dracula's Daughter (1936)
All in the fangly.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Eye 2, The (2004)
D�j�-view.
Jan 6, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Plan 69 From Outer Space (1993)
Came from outer space...
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Fly, The (1986)
Blood, swat & tears.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Punching Hitler (2004)
Hitler gets SS kicked.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(8)
Ring, The (2002)
Play, eject, die, repeat.
Nov 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Void becomes Ash hole.
Nov 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Blade Runner (1982)
Ford feels: repli-can't.
Nov 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
DD, or not DD.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Killer Nun (1979)
Guns on the nuns.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Run Lola Run (1998)
Franka's choice is im-Potente.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Colin's Sleazy Friends Rocks (2002)
Ho, Malone.
Dec 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Arnie's not a toootah.
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Miracle whipped.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Terminator, The (1984)
Arnie shows his metal.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
28 Days Later (2002)
Commuters catch the red-eye.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Blade Runner (1982)
Han Robo.
Nov 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Shining, The (1980)
Jack Frosty.
Feb 12, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Misery (1990)
James Caanfined.
Jan 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Sex And Zen (1992)
Dogma-style.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Friday The 13th (1980)
Bacon & pegs.
Oct 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
The fellowship branches out.
Sep 22, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Misery (1990)
Xtreme foot does 360.
Oct 31, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Killer Nun (1979)
Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
Dec 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Misery (1990)
Clever writer becomes flatfoot.
Oct 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Fight Club (1999)
Menu: Meatloaf, knuckle sandwich.
Oct 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Vivica A. Cereal Box.
Oct 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Over-Incubated Baby, An (1901)
Bun in the oven.
Feb 1, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(6)
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