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A Family Comedy Sequal
Reviews by 'moose'
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with a total of
162
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Cupcake or Poundcake?
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(9)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Bruce touches Milla's element.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(8)
Cell, The (2000)
Cyber-butt.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Supergirl (1984)
Tits and S!
May 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(7)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler gets a Woody.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Blow (2001)
Take a Depp breath!
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(6)
Lion King, The (1994)
Simba looks for pussy.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Marky gets jungle fever.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(6)
Underworld (2003)
Necking + barking = Underworld.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Depp Shit for Hunter.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Finding Forrester (2000)
Geniuz N Da Hood.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Ghosts Of Mars (2001)
Mars Attacks: literally.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Leon (1994)
Girl + Guns + Revenge = Puberty.
Dec 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Robocop (1987)
Metallicop.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Debbie Duz Hank, Ben.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Bubble Boy (2001)
Human hamster seeks mate.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Ghost (1990)
Swayze kicks can, literally.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(4)
Johnny English (2003)
Natalie tickles my Bean.
Oct 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Mariachi, El (1992)
Guitar player gone postal.
Nov 24, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Babysitters with Guns.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(4)
15 Minutes (2001)
Russians get Edward Burned.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Aliens (1986)
Newt burrows, Ripley searches.
Dec 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
American Tail, An (1986)
Rodents without papers.
Jan 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
The Talented Mr. Bourne.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Braveheart (1995)
Cry Freedom, literally.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Crow, The (1994)
Lee: bird of prey.
Aug 11, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Die Another Day (2002)
Bond picks some Berrys.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Marky and Mini bunch.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Old Nanny's got nuts.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Night At The Roxbury, A (1998)
Virgins with neck spasms.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Se7en (1995)
Spacey's aHead of Pitt.
Dec 10, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Summer Catch (2001)
Rounding bases with Biel.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Pink hoverboard- so manly.
Mar 28, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Barb Wire (1996)
Anderson busts out.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Cujo (1983)
Dog has gone batty.
May 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Takes 2 to Tandy.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Winona + Depp = shear love.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Face/Off (1997)
Identity theft to extremes.
Jun 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Hannibal (2001)
Hopkins gives brain teaser.
Jan 30, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Hollow Man (2000)
See-Thru Bacon.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
I, Robot (2004)
Men In Silver.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
In Good Company (2004)
Topher catches Scarlett Fever!
May 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
League Of Their Own, A (1992)
Madonna's a switch-hitter.
Apr 7, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Misery (1990)
Bates uses 'foot' notes.
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Get drunk, kill zombies.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
All they needed: RAID.
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Transporter, The (2002)
Statham tests the product.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(2)
True Lies (1994)
Paxton soils the plot.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Two Brothers (2004)
Crouching Tigers, Hidden Pearce.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Uncle Buck (1989)
Flapjacks with a shovel.
Mar 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(2)
'Burbs, The (1989)
Noisy furnace wakes neighbors.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Weed + Bag + Spacey = Life.
Aug 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Pie (1999)
Jason gets fruity.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stiffler does Truffle Shuffle.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Animal, The (2001)
Survivor likes a loser.
Jan 27, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
007 is Austin's IQ.
Oct 26, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin eats Graham cracker.
May 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Lloyd plays spazz, again.
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Joker has long piece.
Apr 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Bowlers become bagmen.
Jan 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Birthday Girl (2001)
Kidman blows Chaplin's candle.
May 4, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Blade (1998)
Vampires Sniped!
Apr 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Caddyshack (1980)
Murray gets a handicap.
Feb 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
Hanks goes cocoNUTS.
Jul 14, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Leo Walken over Hanks.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Faithful leaps, bounds, runs.
May 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory (2005)
Depp Wilder for chocolate.
Mar 30, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Crazy In Alabama (1999)
Griffith gone wild!
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Duvall gets Cruise control.
Apr 6, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
Robin jabbers, Boy shoots.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Deep Throat (1972)
Lovelace goes for seconds.
Jun 29, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Children get Spade.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Drunken Master (1978)
Martial art of drinking.
Oct 19, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Ernest Goes To Jail (1990)
Ernest annoys cell mates.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)
Movie about ditching = Educational.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Red Beer with Boobs.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Gangs Of New York (2002)
Liam: One less drunk.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Hoffa (1992)
Armand and Dangerous.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Hoosiers (1986)
Basketballers learn to Hackman.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
How To Fish (1942)
Goofy smells fishy.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Innerspace (1987)
Microscopic Three-Way.
Aug 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Iron Giant, The (1999)
Vin's a Metal Head.
Apr 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Escape from New Jersey.
Jun 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The (2004)
Seamen cause dysfunctional family.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Alien Stitch-es friendship together.
Apr 26, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Look Who's Talking Now (1993)
Travolta, dogs, hump wallet.
Apr 15, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Lorenzo's Oil (1992)
Boy gets oil change.
Aug 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
One personality Carreys other.
Dec 2, 2005
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil (1997)
Jude gets Spacey mad.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Mimic (1997)
Gothic Roach eats people.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
Windex + statues + food = Greeks.
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Never Say Never Again (1983)
Aged not Shaken.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Panic Room (2002)
Jodie makes Forest run!
Mar 30, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
Hartnett get's the seconds!
Feb 17, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Porky's II: The Next Day (1983)
Graveyard sex is spooky.
Apr 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Raising Arizona (1987)
It's a Diaper Dandy.
Apr 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Cusack a Weisz decision.
Feb 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Paltrow tips the scales.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Signs (2002)
NostraMOMus.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Molly a candle blower.
May 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
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