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Reviews by 'L0vinEyes2K'
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with a total of
44
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Costner of the corn.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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(7)
Batman Forever (1995)
Do suits need nipples?
Jul 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Jaws (1975)
A jawful of Shaw.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Ogre should've stayed human.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Clue (1985)
Kahn has flaming face.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Con Air (1997)
Daughter gets dirty bunny.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dogma (1999)
Christ gives thumb's up.
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Hughes's Hall on steroids.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Ryder makes nice blonde.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Avon calling, Edward cutting.
Jul 11, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Antz (1998)
Ants dance to Guantanamera.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Batman And Robin (1997)
Do suits need nipples?
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Cast Away (2000)
New Cast Away diet.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Scheider shoots smiling shark.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Jaws (1975)
Automatronic shark on Energizer.
Aug 24, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
K-PAX (2001)
Starman plays Spaceman's shrink.
Sep 13, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Ticket to Harvard?: bikini.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Neo battles billion Smiths.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Carter prettier as ape.
Aug 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rocketeer, The (1991)
Campbell plays hood ornament.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
UHF (1989)
Kramer loves his mop.
Aug 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Little Stiffler gets 'lesbians'.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Evil steals drinkable mojo.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Evil gets it on.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Batman Forever (1995)
Jones, Mazar, Barrymore threesome.
Jul 14, 2004
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Batman Returns (1992)
Devito is perfect penguin.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Clue (1985)
McKean stops her screaming.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
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Darkman (1990)
Neeson is well done.
Aug 28, 2004
Unscored
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Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas (1977)
Otter punctures Mom's washtub.
Sep 4, 2004
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Field Of Dreams (1989)
Hallucinations in corn field.
Jul 17, 2004
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Fight Club (1999)
Sadism and masochism club.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Moaning Myrtle makes move.
Jul 18, 2004
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Home Alone (1990)
Culkin and Stern scream.
Aug 26, 2004
Unscored
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Ice Age (2002)
Scrat is best part.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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License To Drive (1988)
Corey wants Mercedes bad.
Aug 20, 2004
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Minority Report (2002)
Cruise does futuristic drugs.
Jul 19, 2004
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Moulin Rouge! (2001)
Lung disease kills Kidman.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
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Rocketeer, The (1991)
Connelly as Betty Page.
Jul 16, 2004
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Rocketeer, The (1991)
Nazi nabs buxom Betty.
Aug 20, 2004
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Scream (1996)
Drew dies in minutes.
Jul 10, 2004
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Sweet November (2001)
Got Keanu? Get chemo!
Sep 13, 2004
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That Thing You Do! (1996)
Tyler's Oneders never cease.
Sep 13, 2004
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Total Recall (1990)
Arnold plays fat lady.
Jul 10, 2004
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Total Recall (1990)
Creepy automatronic taxi crashes.
Jul 10, 2004
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