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Reviews by 'UmarthVonMacht'
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with a total of
40
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Avatar (2009)
Filmed with 3D Cameron.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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(3)
Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
Orphan Fight - The Movie.
Jan 30, 2017
Unscored
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(2)
Batman V Superman: Dawn Of Justice (2016)
Dura lex, sad Lex.
Feb 19, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Casino Royale (2006)
James Bondage with rope.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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(2)
Sully (2016)
Clint Hudson.
Jan 27, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Aladdin (1992)
Two men, one lamp.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Petal falls, love rises.
Feb 9, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cube (1997)
Big Brother Thriller Edition.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Cube (1997)
Rubic's revenge.
Feb 19, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Clash of horror titans.
Feb 19, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
La La Land (2016)
Bla Bla Land.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Sleep hell.
Jan 30, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Porco Rosso (1992)
Oink in the air.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
The Young Yoda.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
Anakin changes his mind.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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(1)
Sully (2016)
Landing in the water.
Jan 27, 2017
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Assassin's Creed (2016)
Past, Present, Futureless.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Avatar (2009)
American Army VS Smurfs.
Mar 23, 2017
Unscored
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
The Beast gets ugly.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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Beauty And The Beast (1991)
From Beast to best.
Feb 9, 2017
Unscored
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Dragonheart (1996)
Dra-gone.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Dragonheart (1996)
Two Hearts Beat Together.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Back to school.
Jan 30, 2017
Unscored
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Hercules (1997)
Hercules goes the distance.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Priest bullies hunchback.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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Last Samurai, The (2003)
SAKEEEE!!!
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Lion King, The (1994)
Scar wanna be king.
Feb 9, 2017
Unscored
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Lion King, The (1994)
Uncle Scar is guilty.
Feb 9, 2017
Unscored
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Lion King, The (1994)
From paws to claws.
Feb 9, 2017
Unscored
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Little Mermaid, The (1989)
Life under the sea.
Feb 19, 2017
Unscored
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Maleficent (2014)
Lara Croft tries witchery.
Mar 23, 2017
Unscored
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Matrix, The (1999)
The SIMS Action Edition.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Mulan (1998)
Mulan be a man.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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Pacific Rim (2013)
Go go Power Rangers!
Jan 30, 2017
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Yoda's miraculous pills.
Jan 19, 2017
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge Of The Sith (2005)
BBQin Skywalker.
Mar 23, 2017
Unscored
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Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Death Star breaks again.
Feb 19, 2017
Unscored
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Tarzan (1999)
Ape man discovers women.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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Tekken (2010)
From Jon to Jin.
Feb 5, 2017
Unscored
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Titanic (1997)
Americano on the rocks.
Feb 19, 2017
Unscored
Vote
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