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Reviews by 'stoolz'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
71
reviews published to date.
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Shakespeare In Love (1998)
Quill Bill.
Aug 7, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(39)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Cryborg.
Jul 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Superman (1978)
Lex in the city.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(30)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Germany loses cup again.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(28)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus gets bloody cross.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Twister (1996)
Air force won.
Sep 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Libraries finally become cool.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Forrest Gump (1994)
Fool Runnings.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Crash (1996)
Crash sex dummies.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Name Of The Rose, The (1986)
Old habits die hard.
Jun 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Ring, The (2002)
Tape erases watchers.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(14)
Village, The (2004)
Track To The Future.
Sep 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Shrek's in the city.
Aug 2, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(12)
Jumanji (1995)
Room with a zoo.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Matchstick Men (2003)
Con air-tist.
Oct 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Cloak and shagger.
Sep 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)
The infamous five.
Sep 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(10)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
'Armless fun.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Moore Bushy tails.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
I, Robot (2004)
Asimov assimilated.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Hair today, Gollum tommorrow.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983)
Quack to the future.
Jul 27, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Se7en (1995)
Brad, Lieutenant.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
Windtalkers (2002)
Full Metis Jacket.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(8)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Artificial Irrelevance.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Stepdaughter is an alien.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Innerspace (1987)
Quaid has antibody experience.
Sep 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Starway to Heaven.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(7)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Cue-bricks found by monkeys.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Boxing Helena (1993)
Boxing snatch.
Jul 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)
Indie gets Willy out.
Sep 24, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Jack And The Beanstalk (1952)
Super size tree.
Dec 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Platoon (1986)
Dafoe starts Mexican wave.
Sep 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Indy's pendant day.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Solaris (2002)
2002 space apathy.
Aug 31, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spider-sense and sensibilty.
Jul 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Broken mind breaks codes.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Ring peace.
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Whale of two cites.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(5)
Chronicles Of Riddick, The (2004)
Cup d'etat.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Fight Club (1999)
Dead palooka society.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
I, Robot (2004)
Robots 'Will' to live.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Last Samurai, The (2003)
Cheese and yamato.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Secret Window (2004)
The 'Shining' window.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Molina armed and dangerous.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Twister (1996)
Paxton under the weather.
Sep 8, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
American Pie (1999)
Pie hides Biggs's cherries.
Jul 21, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Biggs eats fumble pie.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Metal Morky.
Jul 6, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
Tin man gets willy.
Jul 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Cocoon (1985)
Run out of patients.
Mar 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Finding Neverland (2004)
Winslet gets garden makeover.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Gladiator (2000)
Throne the Crowe(s).
Sep 28, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Good Will Hunting (1997)
Problem kid solves problems.
Aug 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
A Ring piece.
Sep 9, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Stuck On You (2003)
Knitted twits.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Aliens (1986)
Newt-heard alien, screams.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Cold Creek Manor (2003)
Quaid reveals hole-y plot.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ghost (1990)
Demi spirited away.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Boxing Uma.
Aug 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gandalf is allwhite.
Aug 13, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Office Space (1999)
Office staff get 'fired'.
Sep 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Solo set in stone.
Aug 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace (1987)
Superman joins CND.
Sep 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
When Saturday Comes (1996)
Bean, bags comfortable victory.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Pubic poo pie party.
Sep 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Daredevil (2003)
Rain man hears face.
Aug 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Forrest Gump (1994)
King pong finds companion.
Jul 29, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Hawk The Slayer (1980)
Disco, magic and swords.
Sep 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Spock becomes Karate Kid.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
Superman III (1983)
Superman needs close shave.
Oct 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
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