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Reviews by 'GHcool'
Current status of
Movie oracle
with a total of
1500
reviews published to date.
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Bill Clinton: Rock & Roll President (1997)
Fellatio. Hornblower.
Aug 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(61)
Bugsy Malone (1976)
Child custardy battle.
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(61)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Arthur C., monkeys do.
May 15, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(56)
Psycho (1960)
Silent, but dead Leigh.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(47)
Dead Poets Society (1989)
'Metaphors be with you'.
Mar 22, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(46)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
'Lend me your rears'.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(40)
Crash (1996)
Nude, Where's My Car?.
Jul 9, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(38)
Bicentennial Man (1999)
I, Robin.
Jul 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
Dude, Where's Car 54?.
Aug 16, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Cars (2006)
Car 'toon.
May 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(37)
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Disappointing, George... oh well.
May 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(37)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Hedwig And Angry Snitch.
Jul 13, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(36)
Life And Death Of Princess Diana, The (1998)
Live and let Di.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(36)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Geese is the word.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Murray lost in animation.
May 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(35)
Hours, The (2002)
Woolf in Streep's clothing.
Dec 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(35)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Thomas The Hanks Engine.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Romeo in Joliet.
Jan 31, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(34)
Troy (2004)
Troy to stay awake.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(34)
Erotic Adventures Of Zorro, The (1972)
The Mast Of Zorro.
Aug 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(33)
Judge Dredd (1995)
Sly fi.
Mar 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Mechanical Cow, The (1927)
Robocow.
Oct 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(32)
Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Taming Of The Jew.
Oct 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Aviator, The (2004)
Rich or die flying.
Nov 24, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (2004)
Thanks for no memories.
Feb 13, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Super Size Me (2004)
Ray Kroc-umentary.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(31)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
TB or not TB?
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(30)
Bride Of Chucky (1998)
'A Doll's Spouse'.
Jan 11, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(29)
Coal Miner's Daughter (1980)
Sissy Space-hick.
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Lost World: Jurassic Park, The (1997)
T-Rex and the City.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
The next best schwing.
Mar 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(29)
Gods And Monsters (1998)
Gandalf the Gay.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire (2005)
Four wizards, a funeral.
Dec 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Liar Liar (1997)
The 'Truth Man' Show.
Mar 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Return To The Blue Lagoon (1991)
Isle be back.
Aug 13, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(27)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Start wars.
Aug 23, 2006
Scored 6/5
Vote
(27)
Batman (1989)
Joke Nicholson.
May 22, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Matrix, The (1999)
Reality: bytes.
Jan 5, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Troy (2004)
Acting's Pitt's Achilles' heel.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(26)
Bloodless Vampire, The (1965)
There won't be blood.
Mar 10, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Herzog's 'Bad News Bears'.
Aug 18, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(25)
Groundhog Day (1993)
'Today Never Dies'.
Feb 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Johnny English (2003)
Johnny moronic.
Feb 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
All hands on dick.
Jan 27, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(25)
Sicko (2007)
Doctors do little.
Sep 9, 2007
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monkey. Bone.
Sep 25, 2004
Scored 6/5
Vote
(24)
DNA vs. The Book Of Mormon (2003)
Spiral Ladder Day Saints.
Aug 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Iraq-umentary.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Fog, The (2005)
A fogetable remake.
Oct 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Hunchback Of Notre Dame, The (1996)
Esmeralda's Notre ordinary Dame.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
I Was A Male War Bride (1949)
'Corps Bride'.
Sep 19, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Monsoon Wedding (2001)
Singh-ing in the rain.
Sep 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Sideways (2004)
Giamatti wines too much.
Dec 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Turist �mer Uzay Yolunda (1973)
Set phasers to iSTUNbul.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(24)
Digital Penis (2000)
Hardware.
Jan 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Walking and Tolkien.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Nativity Story, The (2006)
The Virgin Maori.
Dec 22, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(23)
Play-Mate Of The Apes (2002)
Damn dirty apes!
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(23)
Snakes On A Plane (2006)
Pythons' flying circus.
Oct 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(23)
Backside To The Future (1986)
Your McFly's open.
Jan 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Brewster's Millions (1985)
For Richard or poorer.
Dec 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Call Me: The Rise And Fall Of Heidi Fleiss (2004)
Heidi ho!
Oct 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Flintstone Christmas, A (1977)
Christmas, but Before Christ.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)
Seq-whale.
Jan 11, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Happy's feat.
Dec 2, 2006
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (2004)
Founding Neverland.
Feb 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(22)
Stagecoach (1939)
John plays Ringo.
Oct 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Ali (2001)
Will Smith Cassius in.
Feb 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Big Bird In China (1983)
Fortune Cookie Monster.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Braveheart (1995)
Wallace's grand day out.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Butt Detective, The (1994)
Detective 'cracks' the case.
Sep 8, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Catwoman (2004)
Feline hot hot hot!
Oct 23, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Farm Family: In Search Of Gay Life In Rural America (2004)
Trans farmers.
Aug 31, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Freddie As F.R.O.7 (1992)
James Pond.
Aug 29, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
Fredo should be afraido.
Jan 5, 2005
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
He Pulled The Wrong Tooth (1903)
An inconvenient tooth.
Jan 1, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Images Of Indians: How Hollywood Stereotyped The Native American (2003)
Stars have their reservations.
Apr 8, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Leonardo Da Vinci (1952)
The Da Vinci ode.
Aug 22, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Othello (1995)
Moorpheus.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Scrooged (1988)
Frankincense and Murray.
Jan 12, 2007
Scored 1/5
Vote
(21)
Sex Aliens (1986)
E.T. is E.Z.
Mar 10, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Sexy Sixth Sense, The (2001)
M. Night Shag-alan.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Third Man, The (1949)
Lime and punishment.
Oct 29, 2008
Scored 6/5
Vote
(21)
Troy (2004)
Big Fat Greek War.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(21)
Turkish Star Wars (1982)
Ankarrie Fisher.
Jul 15, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Winnie The Pooh Franken Pooh (1999)
Eeyore replaces Igor.
Jan 29, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Young Mr. Lincoln (1939)
'Four score' film review.
Aug 19, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Elephant's Bath, The (1902)
Bathing trunks.
Aug 25, 2007
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Fantastic Four (2005)
I prefer visible Alba.
Feb 3, 2006
Scored 1/5
Vote
(20)
Green Eggs And Hamlet (1995)
Sam-I-Am or not I-Am?
Mar 30, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Hero (2002)
Wushu were Hero.
Sep 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Tricera-tops box office records.
Nov 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Live Nude Shakespeare (1997)
Strapless-Upon-Avon.
Dec 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Trees lumber through forest.
Mar 29, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Malcolm X (1992)
X man.
Aug 20, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Masturbation: Putting The Fun Into Self-Loving (2002)
Forever hold your piece.
Feb 3, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect confuses every One.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Most Fertile Man In Ireland, The (2000)
A Guinness world record?
Apr 6, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Nude Restaurant, The (1967)
Shirts? Shoes? No service!
Jan 14, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
Sex Aliens (1986)
'Whore of the Worlds'.
Jul 7, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(20)
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