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Current status of Movie deity (Gold) with a total of 18920 reviews published to date.
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Donnie Darko (2001)
Bunny bugs.
Nov 8, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (79)   
Memento (2000)
Don't reveal shocking beginning!
Sep 19, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (76)   
Cast Away (2000)
Rest of cast's away.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (76)   
Bourne Identity, The (1988)
First Bourne.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (72)   
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Manhattan on the rocks.
Oct 23, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (71)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
Hamlite.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (69)   
Cooking With Porn Stars (2002)
Ho cuisine.
Feb 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (69)   
Carnal Knowledge (1971)
Hymen and Garfunkel.
Aug 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (68)   
Urine (1999)
Streaming video.
Feb 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (67)   
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Feddies vs. Jason.
Aug 11, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (66)   
10 (1979)
Slo-mo Bo: woah!
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (65)   
Moby Dick (1956)
Dick size DOES matter.
Apr 22, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (65)   
Nineteen Eighty-Four (1984)
Orwell that ends unwell.
Dec 7, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (63)   
Married To The Mob (1988)
Michelle, mob belle.
Jul 18, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (58)   
Showgirls (1995)
World's first boring strippers.
Aug 26, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (58)   
Dead Man Walking (1995)
Penn. Nun. Tell her.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (58)   
Man On The Moon (1999)
Ace Kaufman, bit defective.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (58)   
Mannequin (1987)
Lovemaking For Dummies.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (57)   
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
DeNiro's a made man.
May 1, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Enter The Dragon (1973)
Fu and 'fro.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Red Dragon (2002)
Fiennes, young Hannibal.
Sep 15, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (56)   
Cube (1997)
Thinking inside the box.
Dec 4, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (55)   
Baseball Girls (1995)
Hits and Misses.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (55)   
Son Of Hitler (1978)
'tator tot.
Mar 24, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (54)   
Apollo 13 (1995)
Ground control, Major Tom.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Make my wife- please!
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Nightmare On Elm Street, A (1984)
Freddy and the Dreamers.
May 1, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
When Harry Met Sally... (1989)
Meg has cheery O.
Aug 3, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (53)   
Horse Whisperer, The (1998)
Redford: 'Why long face?'.
Oct 8, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Pleasantville (1998)
People of color shunned.
Aug 3, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (52)   
Hans Christian Andersen (1952)
A show of Hans.
Apr 8, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (51)   
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Leia gives Han job.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 6/5		  
  Vote (51)   
Invisible Man, The (1933)
Claude Rains is unwatchable.
Jul 27, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (50)   
Capricorn One (1977)
O.J. didn't do it!
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (50)   
Titanic (1997)
Locked lips sink ships.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (50)   
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Cache and Carrey.
May 30, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (49)   
Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)
Jonah and the kale.
Sep 20, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (47)   
Dogma (1999)
Ben, he's from heaven.
Apr 16, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (46)   
Witness (1985)
Ford solves Amishtery.
Nov 1, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (46)   
ABBA: The Movie (1977)
A star is Bjorn.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (45)   
Swing Kids (1993)
Big banned music.
Jun 30, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (45)   
Game Over: Kasparov And The Machine (2003)
Kasparov pissedov.
Jan 10, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Spit (2000)
Expect the unexpectorated.
Jun 17, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Evita (1996)
Madonna's Evita: where's exita?
Feb 27, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (44)   
Lady Godiva (1955)
Luckiest horse in world.
Sep 14, 2004
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
Slashing through the snow.
Jul 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (44)   
Darth Vader's Psychic Hotline (2002)
OperVaders are standing by.
Apr 11, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Jingle All The Way (1996)
The Toyminator.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Karate Dog, The (2004)
Jushitsu.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Redneck Zombies (1987)
Inbred undead.
Mar 26, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (43)   
Striptease (1996)
Demi takes pole position.
Jan 9, 2005
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Straight Story, The (1999)
Mowing, mowing, gone.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (43)   
Gigli (2003)
Gagli.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (42)   
Evan Almighty (2007)
Evan can wade.
Sep 7, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (42)   
To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar (1995)
Jivin' Miss Swayze.
May 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (42)   
VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-scared? (1994)
Religious tot peas himself.
Mar 16, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (42)   
Marathon Man (1976)
Runner faces master race.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Complete Works Of William Shakespeare (Abridged), The (2000)
An ounce of flesh.
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (41)   
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
The Bride of Quentinstein.
Apr 27, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Face/Off (1997)
Woo knows who's who.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (41)   
Hookers In A Haunted House (1999)
Scared topless.
Aug 9, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996)
Mower power two him.
Apr 12, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Julia emphasizes two points.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers (1954)
Lumberjacks seek lumberjills.
Dec 25, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Vagina For Christmas, A (2001)
O Holely Night!
Jan 19, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Vice Versa (1988)
Freaky Guyday.
Apr 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Wild Things (1998)
Dillon's weak in Denise.
May 5, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Dentist, The (1996)
Tooth and consequences.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Snow Dogs (2002)
Idiotarod.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (40)   
Storm Of The Century (1999)
Colm before the storm.
Sep 26, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Mary Poppins (1964)
Hootin' nanny.
Dec 13, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (40)   
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Unnecessary remape.
May 9, 2004
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (40)   
House Of Sand And Fog (2003)
Bennifer, but with talent.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (39)   
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial (1982)
Underages share long-neck.
Oct 3, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Money Pit, The (1986)
Forrest Dump.
Jun 29, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Sex Aliens (1986)
Science friction.
Mar 4, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (39)   
Bride Of Frankenstein, The (1935)
Bride's really put together!
Jul 4, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Daredevil (2003)
Audience envies Affleck's blindness.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 1/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Devil's Advocate, The (1997)
The hell with Pacino!
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Broad Pit.
Jun 17, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Last Temptation Of Christ, The (1988)
Crucifact and crucifixion.
May 17, 2005
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Stepford Wives, The (1975)
Chicks are really built!
Jul 28, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (39)   
Boxing Helena (1993)
It's Helena, only torso.
Apr 5, 2005
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Keeping up with Smiths.
Jun 17, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Sheep Led To Slaughter By Goat (1901)
Shear goatesquerie.
Feb 15, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Butt Detective, The (1994)
'Alimentary, my dear Watson!'.
Sep 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany lives to serve.
Sep 18, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (38)   
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Lemonade: shaken, not stirred.
May 16, 2004
Scored 2/5		  
  Vote (38)   
I Sailed To Tahiti With An All Girl Crew (1968)
South Pussyfic.
Feb 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Saw II (2005)
Saw it before.
Nov 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (38)   
Naked Lawyers (1996)
They rise to object.
Jan 22, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (37)   
Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
Eyes wide? Shit.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Mission: Impossible (1996)
Mission impossible to understand.
Jul 23, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Circle Of Friends (1995)
Minnie mousy.
May 6, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (37)   
William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
Montagun vs. Capunow.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (37)   
Alien (1979)
Worst indigestion ever.
Apr 18, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Duncan And Another, Blacksmith Shop (1891)
Resident Anvil.
Apr 3, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Ghost (1990)
Clay pot strangely asymmetrical.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 3/5		  
  Vote (36)   
Nude Restaurant, The (1967)
Wide selection of buns.
Feb 2, 2005
Unscored		  
  Vote (36)   
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Bush pronounces it 'nucular'.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5		  
  Vote (36)   
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