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Reviews by 'EvilAndy'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
88
reviews published to date.
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Doc Hollywood (1991)
Back To The Suture.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(42)
Robocop (1987)
The Tin Blue Line!
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(42)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Small medium, large twist.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Prints of darkness.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(37)
Winged Migration (2001)
Cranespotting.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
We Were-Soldiers.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(31)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Grand Theft Otto.
May 26, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
AristoCats, The (1970)
All Cat Jazz!
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The (2005)
Catch 42.
May 6, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Madagascar (2005)
The Crate Escape.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(26)
Cop Land (1997)
The Fat Blue Line.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Stuart Little (1999)
Fox is Little. Typecast?
May 13, 2006
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
MASH (1970)
Battlefield Mirth.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Windtalkers (2002)
The Guns of Navajo.
Jun 2, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(21)
Red Sonja (1985)
The Lass Action Hero.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(20)
Kung Pow: Enter The Fist (2002)
Moo-jitsu!
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Robin Hood (1973)
Robin of Fox-ley.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
The game is underfoot!
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Robocop (1987)
Tin Cop.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Star Trek: Generations (1994)
You're dead, Jim.
May 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Watership Down (1978)
Fiver's just one buck?
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Banderas learns Norse code.
May 24, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)
No rest for Wicket.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Drip of the Iceberg.
May 13, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Life Of Brian (1979)
Monty Python's Dying Chorus.
May 24, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Revenge Of The Nerds (1984)
Army of DORKness.
Jul 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Robocop 2 (1990)
Kane Enabled.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(16)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
The God Couple.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Antonio Banderas: DesPURRado!
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Time Bandits (1981)
Dwarves defy time, Warner!
May 19, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Event Horizon (1997)
HALraiser!
May 25, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(14)
Blair Thumb, The (2002)
Thumb of all fears!
Jun 25, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Date With An Angel (1987)
Heaven Can Date!
May 15, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(13)
Dog Soldiers (2002)
The Were-Bitch Project!
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Ever After (1998)
Bippity-boppity Drew!
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
Accused, The (1988)
Pretty gritty gang bang.
May 27, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Busty Cops (2003)
The Skin Blue Line.
May 18, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(11)
Hoodwinked! (2005)
Wolf in sleuth's clothing.
Feb 16, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Hot Shots! (1991)
Cary Elwes: 'Fop Gun'.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Osmosis Jones (2001)
Lost in Bill Murray!
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(11)
Logan's Run (1976)
Generation zap.
Mar 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Sister Act (1992)
To a nunnery, ho'!
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(10)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
Tall tower toasts tycoons!
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(10)
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989)
Napoleon meets his Waterslide!
May 25, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Graphic novelist's relationship sketchy.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Day After, The (1983)
Kansas City Barbecued!
Jun 5, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Dogma (1999)
Damon plays it Loki.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Outfoxed: Rupert Murdoch's War On Journalism (2004)
Bonfire of the Hannity!
Jun 4, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Posse (1993)
Triggaz with attitude!
May 30, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(9)
Sidekicks (1992)
Kid gets Norris-pect.
May 18, 2006
Scored 2/5
Vote
(9)
Clerks. (1994)
Stoners, moaner, corpse's boner.
May 22, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Conspiracy Theory (1997)
Mel bonkers, bites honker.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(8)
Jungle Book, The (1967)
Shere comic hulla-Baloo!
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Nice Girls Don't Explode (1987)
April may BOOM!
May 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Planet Of The Apes (1968)
Zaius Ex Machina.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(8)
Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The (2005)
That Pevensies Show.
May 26, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Vivica Fox: Cereal Killer!
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Pale Bride-r.
Jun 16, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Midnight Run (1988)
Grodin, De Niro, dinero.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(7)
Robocop 3 (1993)
Fabricated flatfoot foils fascists.
Aug 10, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(7)
Mousehunt (1997)
Brothers bumbling; mansion crumbling.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
Trek with Scooby-Doo ending.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Asthmatic antagonist assassinates Alec!
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Willow (1988)
Sorcerer 'short' on experience.
May 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(6)
Office Space (1999)
Milton solves roach problem.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989)
Uhura dances; God dies.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
The Man Called Flintstone (1966)
The Missing Ink.
Jun 15, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(5)
13th Warrior, The (1999)
Bjanderas bjattles bjear-cult!
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Bad Taste (1987)
Peter Jackson 'born again!'.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Beneath The Planet Of The Apes (1970)
Heston joins weapon worshippers!
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Black Dog (1998)
Swayze burns the Meatloaf.
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind (1977)
Dreyfuss doesn't tan well.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Sandler adjusts his putts!
Jun 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
View To A Kill, A (1985)
Max Zorin's career a-bridged.
Jun 15, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Animalympics (1980)
Lioness elopes with antelope!
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Clerks. (1994)
Cashier vs. 'Buncha Savages'.
May 10, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Death to snoochies!
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Star Trek: Insurrection (1998)
Faces, plot stretched frequently.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Top Dog (1995)
Chuck, waggin'.
Jul 14, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Almost Heroes (1998)
Farley: Portly Trail Blazer.
Jun 27, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Batman (1989)
Keaton's mild, Joker's wild!
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Mallrats (1995)
Rooker, Easter Bunny beaten.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Rat (2000)
Father comes home rat-arsed!
May 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Anastasia (1997)
Bartok banters, disputin' Rasputin!
Jun 2, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Eating Raoul (1982)
Corpus Delectable!
Jul 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hick Trek: The Moovie (1999)
Blue-Collar Red-Shirts.
Jun 13, 2006
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Rat (2000)
Pete squeaks, Imelda eeks!
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Willard (2003)
Crispin and his ratbags.
Jun 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
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