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Reviews by 'barlito'
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with a total of
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O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Paterfamilias refuses inferior pomade.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Angela's Ashes (1999)
Irish kid's childhood sucks.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Mister Fusion fuels flux.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Groundhog Day (1993)
Weatherman repeatedly sees marmot.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
Chainsaw arm = awesome accoutrement.
Oct 29, 2006
Unscored
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(3)
Billy Madison (1995)
Banana kills O'Doyle family.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Gladiator (2000)
Maximus kills incestuous emperor.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Gandalf falls, fellowship fucked.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Poltergeist (1982)
Don't build on cemeteries.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Ring, The (2002)
Bootlegging appeases demon child.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Magda has disgusting tits.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Weird Science (1985)
Science geeks conjure concubine.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Butt talking part two.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Luffa used as plunger.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Apollo 13 (1995)
Moon mishap fuels triskaidekaphobia.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner (2001)
Streaking is universal language.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Biff's ancestor also dick.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Grumpier Old Men (1995)
Old guys still horny.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Kingpin (1996)
Woody drinks bull cum.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Finger lost, world saved.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
Oh captainess, my captainess.
May 27, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Mothman Prophecies, The (2002)
Evil apparition identifies chapstick.
Mar 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Old School (2003)
KY wrestling kills elderly.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Scent Of A Woman (1992)
Blindness, yelling win Oscar.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Silence Of The Lambs, The (1991)
Lecter loves senator's suit.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Jack wanted mini winnie.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Army Of Darkness (1992)
This time Necronomicon bites.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Back To The Future (1985)
Toilet fall = time travel.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blade Runner (1982)
Robots humanistic, humans not.
Mar 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Newman frequents 'the box'.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Dawn Of The Dead (2004)
Zombie baby very predictable.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo (1999)
Ugly gigolo dates freaks.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Posession causes severe nausea.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Frailty (2001)
Psychos actually killing demons.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Oldsters pursue ancient redhead.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Demon has personalized plates.
Mar 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Kid teaches Arnold anatomy.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Life And Times Of Judge Roy Bean, The (1972)
Bean's bear likes beer.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Galapagos exploration finds frogs.
May 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
Tomei's tantrum wins Oscar.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Jealousy prompts casino caper.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Albino mutants hunt Heston.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Hooker gets princess makeover.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
Nazis seek Hebrew ark.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Psycho has giant tat.
Apr 8, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
Secondhand Lions (2003)
Psychotic geriatrics raise kid.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Wonka's candy mutates children.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
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(1)
10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Stiles is new shrew.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
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28 Days Later (2002)
Rage zombies not scary.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Amadeus (1984)
Historical inaccuracies slander Salieri.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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American Pie 2 (2001)
Stiffler's mom fucked again.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Below (2002)
Haunted submarine kills crew.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Nihilist's girlfriend loses toe.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Ringer contains Walter's undies.
Mar 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)
Sarcastic criminals are likeable.
Mar 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Cars (2006)
Arrogant auto gains perspective.
Apr 7, 2008
Unscored
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Down Periscope (1996)
Frasier captains braindead crew.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Dumb & Dumber (1994)
Ex-laxed idiot shits self.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Evil Dead, The (1981)
Reading Necronomicon brings evil.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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Face/Off (1997)
Criminal, cop trade mugs.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Fishy father finds son.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Great Outdoors, The (1988)
Candy camps with Aykroyd.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Harry swords sewer snake.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Scarred student pockets stone.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Hobbit, The (1977)
Bilbo solves Smaug problem.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Fake knight finds love.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Hobbits' ringleader returns white.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Major Payne (1995)
Wayans shoots kid's closet.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Cop's wife marries midget.
Feb 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Meet The Fockers (2004)
Hippies name son Gaylord.
Mar 26, 2008
Unscored
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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Childrens' fear = monsters' fuel.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Needful Things (1993)
Satan's shop incites insidiousness.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Office Space (1999)
Obese hypnotist keels over.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Nicholson loses pillow fight.
Mar 28, 2008
Unscored
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Orange County (2002)
Black needs brother's piss.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Postman, The (1997)
Petty plays post-apocalyptic mayor.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Rainmaker, The (1997)
DeVito can't pass bar.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Raising Arizona (1987)
Domesticated convict kidnaps kid.
Feb 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Reign Of Fire (2002)
Skydivers are dragon bait.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Shallow Hal (2001)
Jason Alexander has tail.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Spider-Man (2002)
Spidey fights friend's dad.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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The Adventures Of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew (1983)
Piss puts out fire.
Feb 15, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Thing, The (1982)
Icy alien exterminates expedition.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Thirteen Days (2000)
Kennedys circumvent nuclear exchange.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Unbreakable (2000)
Superman search reveals villain.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Uncle Buck (1989)
Fat uncle fixes family.
Apr 8, 2008
Unscored
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Van Wilder (2002)
Dog provides pastry filling.
Mar 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Van Wilder (2002)
Garbage can becomes toilet.
Apr 9, 2008
Scored 3/5
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What About Bob? (1991)
Agoraphobic agitates Doctor Marvin.
Mar 27, 2008
Unscored
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