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Reviews by 'Nibbles'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
286
reviews published to date.
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
When Harry Met Scaly.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Super Size Me (2004)
I'm shovelin' it!
Aug 5, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Burton goes ape. Shit.
Oct 3, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(15)
American History X (1998)
Skin'Ed.
Dec 1, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(13)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Typical 'Death meets Girl'.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(13)
My Mom's A Werewolf (1989)
Son of a bitch.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Shrek (2001)
Donkey Dolittle (but talk).
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(13)
Identity (2003)
Ten Little Identities.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Fight Club (1999)
Dr. Norton, Mr. Pitt.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(9)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Kill Smith: Vol. 2.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Meet Joe Black (1998)
Pitt's Black.
Jun 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(9)
Bring It On Again (2004)
Take It Away Again.
Jan 17, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(8)
Exit Wounds (2001)
Wounded audience seek Exit.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Garfield: The Movie (2004)
Lethargic cat becomes animated.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Meet The Fockers (2004)
A bunch of Fockers.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Runaway Bride (1999)
Changing grooms.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Save The Last Dance (2001)
Beauty And The Beats.
Apr 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Cradle 2 The Stage.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Shallow Hal (2001)
Jack Black faces fats.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(7)
Anastasia (1997)
Anastasia sings like Anastacia.
Feb 20, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Audition (2000)
Actress gets every part.
Dec 12, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Dreamcatcher (2003)
Scary shit.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Point Break (1991)
Bill (Clinton) and Ted.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(6)
Tigerland (2000)
Farrell gets privates out.
Sep 18, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(6)
Buffy The Vampire Slayer (1992)
Stakes and Kristy pie.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Finding Nemo (2003)
Tale Of Two Fishies.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Identity (2003)
Out of his Ed.
Mar 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Hammer < Bat < Chainsaw < Sword.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(5)
Red Dragon (2002)
Silence Before The Lambs.
May 9, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Replicant (2001)
Repli-can't act.
May 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Torque (2004)
Careless Torque costs lives.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(5)
Abyss, The (1989)
No-one hears Bud scream.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Flute replaced by Biggs.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
American President, The (1995)
'West-Wing' President demoted.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Bambi (1942)
Horny bunnies are 'twitterpated'.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Aniston's husband wants more!?
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Many pasts; one hairstyle.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
'Ice Age'; angrier wolves.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
The Big Apple's bobbing.
Jul 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Operatic fighting saves film.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Four Weddings And A Funeral (1994)
There's Nothing About Andie.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Harry, He's Here To Help (2000)
Merci killings.
Jun 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Frodo says goodbye, repeatedly.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Others, The (2001)
The other 'Sixth Sense'.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Seabiscuit (2003)
See 'Biscuit run.
Mar 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
A Noodle Western.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Steel Magnolias (1989)
Tale Of Two Kidneys.
Mar 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Van Helsing (2004)
Wolverine hunts the Wolfman.
May 13, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
28 Days Later (2002)
Streets of Rage.
Jul 4, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
8MM (1999)
Fetish film- 'snuffing more.
Jul 10, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Akira (1988)
Angsty orphan awakes Akira.
Jan 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Nympho and Pervert 'bone'.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Anger Management (2003)
Heeeeeeeeeres Buddy!
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Bambi (1942)
Dumb deer discovers dad.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh (1995)
Mardi Gore.
May 21, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Crucible, The (1996)
Affair ends in prayer.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Daddy Day Care (2003)
Pre-School Of Rock.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Emmerich's global warning.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Disappointingly, Darko doesn't drown.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Dogma (1999)
Religion, a view askew.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Equilibrium (2002)
An emotionless 'Minority Report'.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Leeloo is stitchless.
Jan 25, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Private Pyle's major malfunction.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Magical book, muggle movie.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
Carrey On Christmas.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Identity (2003)
Cusack finds himselves.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Indecent Proposal (1993)
Wife for rent.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Teens develop bat-phobia.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
Swing music terrifies teens.
Feb 11, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Karate Kid, The (1984)
Nonsensical midget teaches kid.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Kingpin (1996)
Bowling For Bovine.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Liar Liar (1997)
Rumble In The Gentz.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Lilo & Stitch (2002)
E.T. finds home.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
The bible in slowmo.
Jan 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Rubber Face's other face.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The Son Of The Bride Of The Return Of The Terror (1991)
7 noun film re-do.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
'Pink' gets the green.
Jul 25, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Spellbound (2002)
Every letter spells torture.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Spirit: Stallion Of The Cimarron (2002)
'Black Beauty' with Spirit.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Toys teach road safety.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Meg discovers male-merge.
Mar 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(3)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Massive monolith manipulates monkeys.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Mission Impossible: Date Duff.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Disney overlooks halucinagenic undertones.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Battle Royale (2000)
Japanese equivalent of dodgeball?
May 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
From sari to sarong.
May 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Bartkowiak cradles DMX's career.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Bartkowiak discovers black gem.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cradle 2 The Grave (2003)
Black Diamonds find jewels.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cube (1997)
Paranoia's Box.
Apr 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Cube (1997)
Quacks in a box.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003)
Spade digs own grave.
Jul 17, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(2)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Jesse, Chester's Bogus Journey.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Dumbo (1941)
Drunk elephant flies high.
Feb 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Final Destination 2 (2003)
The teenagers death forgot.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Fantastic CGI, Spectral plot.
Feb 28, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Macaulay Culkin's 'Merry' Christmas.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Home Alone (1990)
Macaulay gets his wish.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (2003)
Napping Napster's nabbed napster.
Mar 23, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Jingle All The Way (1996)
Terminator vs. Turboman.
Feb 2, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
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