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Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Gollum vs. Smeagol. Funny!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Random singing about candy.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Josh can't come. Aww...
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(4)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Ben loves finger cuffs.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Nerd informed she's Princess.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Josie And The Pussycats (2001)
Crime-solving, musical cats.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Igby beats dead mother.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
About Schmidt (2002)
Bates naked. Jack runs.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Hebrew Hammer, The (2003)
Jewish version of 'Shaft'.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Wahlberg smooches female monkey!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Tuxedo, The (2002)
Suit gives Chan power.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Armageddon (1998)
Buscemi humps nuclear weapon.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Dogma (1999)
Golf clubs kill demons.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Grease (1978)
Rizzo Pregnant? False alarm.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Geek makes instruments fun!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Mini Me is tripod.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Chicago (2002)
Renee kills and lies.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Hetero-lifemates seek Miramax.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Joy Ride (2001)
Candy Cane seduces trucker.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
See Dawson pick nose!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Twister (1996)
Twister brings two together.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wayne's World (1992)
Metal heads on cable.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Skating girl loves Thor.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Antz (1998)
Soldier ant loves Princess.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bandits (2001)
Beavers, ducks, robbing banks.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bruce Almighty (2003)
Morgan Freeman is God???
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matchstick Men (2003)
Con trusts, gets conned.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monstropolis scared by boo.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
X2 (2003)
Mutants face MORE discrimination.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
12 Angry Men (1957)
One man changes all.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Stiffler 'loves' old lady.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clerks. (1994)
Smith's first brilliant film.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Drumline (2002)
Drummer can't read music.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fast And The Furious, The (2001)
Vin Diesel drives fast.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Rat Race (2001)
Squirrel lady slows women.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Zoolander (2001)
Stiller prances and poses.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bad Santa (2003)
Thornton = kinky, cruel santa.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Blow (2001)
Pee-wee, Depp, dealing drugs.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Can't Hardly Wait (1998)
Seth thinks he's black.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Glitter (2001)
Mariah Carey's big-screen debut.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Joe Dirt (2001)
Parents leave Dirt behind.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Red Dragon (2002)
Fiennes 'eats' his master.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ring, The (2002)
Don't copy and die!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
School Of Rock, The (2003)
Students: roadies, groupies, musicians.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Shrek (2001)
Lord Farquaad is wanker.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Garth wears tiny undies!
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Clueless (1995)
Clueless valley girls shop.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Detroit Rock City (1999)
Kiss tickets, painful adventure.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Eight Legged Freaks (2002)
Chemicals make spiders big.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Howard The Duck (1986)
Lea + Duck = true love.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Stitch is strange 'dog'.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Never Been Kissed (1999)
Geeky Barrymore gets kissed.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Novocaine (2001)
Dentist screws, dentist screwed.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Feminist falls in love.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)
Christina loves Clown Dog.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Down To Earth (2001)
Chris rocks old body.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Harry meets Lloyd. Fin.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Hot Chick, The (2002)
Schneider = sexy teen girl.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Hulk (2003)
Good guy gets green.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Insomnia (2002)
Williams creepy as killer.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Juwanna Mann (2002)
Basketball makes man woman.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Kid Stays In The Picture, The (2002)
Kid Notorious is successful.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Orange County (2002)
Stanford reject tries hard.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Tucker wants Moo Shu.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Signs (2002)
Water kills all aliens.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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The Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003)
Lizzie makes it big.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ali (2001)
Sports icon, black leader.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Casper (1995)
Ricci smooches ghostly friend.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Master Of Disguise, The (2002)
Carvey sexy as turtle..
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ordinary People (1980)
Dead son loved more.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Save The Last Dance (2001)
Interracial flick with dancing.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Sum Of All Fears, The (2002)
Baltimore Stadium gets bombed.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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American Pie (1999)
Jason Biggs loves sock.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Angela's Ashes (1999)
Irish boy misses America.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Gigli (2003)
Turkey Time = lame line.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Gothika (2003)
Halle is crazy shrink.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Sister Act (1992)
Scared showgirl seeks convent.
Dec 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Swimfan (2002)
Psycho screws in pool.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Willard (2003)
George McFly loves rats.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
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