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Reviews by 'Satan!c Hamster'
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with a total of
38
reviews published to date.
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Troy (2004)
Big Fat Greek Invasion.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(12)
Babe (1995)
Pork's good for ewe.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(10)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Donkey talks; becomes horse.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(9)
Wimbledon (2004)
English victory? Tenn-u-is concept!
Jun 18, 2004
Unscored
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(9)
Bowling For Columbine (2002)
Mike examines Ameri-gun Psyche.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Shrek gets booty, pussy.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Cat-astrophic Seuss adaption.
Dec 24, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(5)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Sword creates human Yeoh-Yeoh.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Two hobbits; won war.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Gromit flies into dogfight.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Chicken Run (2000)
Gibson becomes Hens' knight.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Romance involving Mountin' tension.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Knight's Tale, A (2001)
Knight gets tail.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Depp Rushed; Knightley Blooms.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Wallace And Gromit In A Close Shave (1995)
Evil robot attempts ewe-thanasia.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Pill-popping programmer packs punch.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Martin seeks Cheaper laughs.
Jan 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Fish Called Wanda, A (1988)
Kline swallows seafood snack.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
GoldenEye (1995)
Bond versus Boromir.
Feb 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Hobbit dons orc-proof vest.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Rohirrim in Deep trouble.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Mel crucified by critics.
Jan 11, 2004
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Lucas clones saccharine romance.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Underworld (2003)
Beckinsale is deadly, undead-ly.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Alamo, The (2004)
Thornton holds the fort.
Apr 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bank, The (2001)
Wenham: just hates banks.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Erik The Viking (1989)
Cleese: hilariously evil viking.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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First Knight (1995)
Ormond gets Gere off.
Jan 31, 2004
Scored 2/5
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GoldenEye (1995)
Bond's tank avoids traffic.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets (2002)
Voldemort Harry'd by Potter.
Jan 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Potter blows up relatives.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe surprise-s French Privateer.
Jan 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe's leader-ship Surprise-s French.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Trinity shot; made hole-y.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Shrek (2001)
Meyers: de-monster-able comic talent.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Troy (2004)
Pitt fights, clubs Hulk.
May 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Troy (2004)
Razing (Troy for) Helen.
Jun 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
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World Is Not Enough, The (1999)
Bond pun-ishes painless Carlyle.
Dec 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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