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Wizard Of Oz, The (1939)
Wanted: courage, knowledge, heart.
Sep 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(16)
Love Actually (2003)
British love everyone, apparently.
Jan 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(15)
American Pie: The Wedding (2003)
Third slice lacking ingredients.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(5)
Moulin Rouge! (2001)
McGregor belts out crap.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(5)
Three To Tango (1999)
Perry's gay acting believable.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
American Pie 2 (2001)
Same kids, different pastry.
Jan 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Someone Like You... (2001)
Judd suffers cow disease.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Unfaithful (2002)
Whirlwind love affair.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Witness (1985)
Amish self help Book.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Constantine (2005)
Gabrielle loses her wings.
Mar 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Carrey's gentle, yet mental.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Runaway Jury (2003)
Grisham adaptation, runaway hit.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Shining, The (1980)
Nicholson sees dead people.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Donkey turns suave steed.
Jun 20, 2004
Unscored
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(3)
3 Ring Circus (1954)
Lewis tries clowning around.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Along Came Polly (2004)
Azaria steals Stiller's wife.
Jan 29, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Pie (1999)
Teenager violates baked goods.
Jan 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
City Of Angels (1998)
Angel falls for Meg.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Face/Off (1997)
Swapping faces bad idea.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Hot Chick, The (2002)
Schneider experiences gender issues.
Aug 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Crowe's Nest- good view.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Mona Lisa Smile (2003)
Julia's 'smile' extinguishes movie.
Mar 21, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(2)
National Treasure (2004)
Cagey escapades for treasure.
Apr 30, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Princess Diaries, The (2001)
Princess lessons for royalty.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Sound Of Music, The (1965)
Poppins back as nanny.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
State Fair (1945)
Dick Haymes prefers spring.
Jun 28, 2006
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Urban Legend (1998)
Myths brought to life.
Apr 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(2)
13 Going On 30 (2004)
'Big' 13th birthday wish.
Sep 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem takes one opportunity.
May 15, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Spacey seems spaced-out.
Oct 15, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Nicholson manages Sandler's anger.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
BASEketball (1998)
Sport, South Park style.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Bourne not really Bourne.
Sep 13, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Boy In Blue, The (1986)
Cage rows his boat.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Bubba Ho-tep (2002)
Elvis battles pecker problem.
Mar 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Castle, The (1997)
Aussie battlers feel 'serenity'.
Sep 2, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cold Mountain (2003)
Zellweger steals Kidman's thunder.
Jan 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Convict flight from hell.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Crossroads (2002)
Britney's musical road trip.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Down With Love (2003)
Zellweger/ MacGregor 60's style.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ella Enchanted (2004)
Spell forces obedient Cinderella.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Fighting Temptations, The (2003)
Beyonce leads gospel fest.
Mar 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Flicka (2006)
Lohman falls for horse.
Apr 18, 2007
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Glitter (2001)
Mariah mixes business/ pleasure.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Carpetbaggers bid for Tara.
Oct 27, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Honey (2003)
Alba dances up storm.
May 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
'Junior' in father's shadow.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Johnny English (2003)
Mr Bean meets 007.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Little Princess, The (1939)
Shirley's royalty then pauper.
Feb 17, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Lord Of War (2005)
Cage is gun salesman.
Aug 11, 2005
Unscored
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(1)
Lot Like Love, A (2005)
When Ashton met Peet.
Jun 10, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Majestic, The (2001)
Carrey's driving causes amnesia.
Feb 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mixed Nuts (1994)
Nutters go Christmas crazy.
Jan 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Ledger believable bushranger outlaw.
Feb 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ocean's 11 (1960)
Original pack of rats.
May 21, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Passion Of The Christ, The (2004)
Jesus's final hours haunting.
Mar 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Patch Adams (1998)
Williams practices funny medicine.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Turner does time warp.
May 16, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Christine pisses off Phantom.
Jan 28, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement, The (2004)
Royal mattress surfing competition.
Sep 23, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Raising Helen (2004)
Hudson raises sister's kids.
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Shall We Dance? (2004)
Miss Mitzi's cures crisis.
Nov 16, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Zombie mistaken for drunk.
Nov 25, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sideways (2004)
Horny Church's bachelor outing.
Jan 31, 2005
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Osment pays forward Willis.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Stuck On You (2003)
Farrelly's 'stuck' for ideas.
Feb 27, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Teaching Mrs. Tingle (1999)
Mirren gets bad apple.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Troy (2004)
Buff Brad beats Bana.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Troy (2004)
Greeks burn Trojan paradise.
Jun 7, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Upside Of Anger, The (2005)
Costner dances with women.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany sets up match.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (2004)
Checkout chick's dream date.
Apr 28, 2004
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)
Walker drives without Diesel.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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40 Days And 40 Nights (2002)
Hartnett takes celibacy vow.
May 15, 2004
Scored 3/5
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50 First Dates (2004)
Barrymore forgets kissing Sandler.
Apr 1, 2004
Scored 4/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Rabbit jumps wrong tracks.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Adaptation. (2002)
Cage's neurotic double act.
Nov 22, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Bond for juniors boring.
Oct 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London (2004)
Junior Bond's second outing.
Apr 11, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Anchorman: The Legend Of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Ferrell rumbles with rivals.
Dec 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Are You Being Served? (1977)
Grace Brothers staff holiday.
May 2, 2004
Scored 4/5
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At War With The Army (1950)
Bumbling Lewis in army.
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Aviator, The (2004)
Leo's a high flyer.
Mar 13, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Baby-Sitters Club, The (1995)
Babysitters realise friendship matters.
Dec 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Batman Begins (2005)
Neeson trains Bale batty.
Jul 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Bootmen (2000)
Steel workers' tap fetish.
Dec 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bourne one step ahead.
Sep 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Granny undies steal show.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
Carrey has highest power.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher changes past, disastrously.
Mar 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Butterfly Effect, The (2004)
Kutcher reads, changes lives.
Apr 26, 2004
Scored 4/5
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Castle, The (1997)
Caton saves Suburban serenity.
May 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Charlie's Angels (2000)
Butt-kicking, Angels style.
Mar 1, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Cheaper By The Dozen (2003)
Martin moves brood cross-country.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Chicken Run (2000)
Gibson frees cooped chicks.
Dec 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Allen chooses Carribean cruise.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Christmas With The Kranks (2004)
Kranking up Christmas.
Jan 12, 2005
Scored 2/5
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Cinderella Story, A (2004)
Duff dances around identity.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Cinderella Story, A (2004)
Modern cinders drops mobile.
Dec 8, 2004
Scored 2/5
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Click (2006)
Sandler attempts perfect life.
Jun 27, 2006
Scored 4/5
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