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Reviews by 'SiliconHero'
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Movie fan
with a total of
28
reviews published to date.
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Groundhog Day (1993)
Punxsutawney Phil taunts Bill.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Hoskins gets 'tooned in'.
Aug 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Beyonc�'s Foxxy out-Powers Austin.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Batman Returns (1992)
Keaton Bats around DeVito.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Squaresoft's first... and 'final'?
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
From Justin To Kelly (2003)
Shameless false 'Idol' worship.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Canadian cartoon sparks Armageddon.
Aug 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Austin time warps again...
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
West originates Dark Knight.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Batman (1989)
Dancing devil, pale moonlight.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Batman Forever (1995)
Kilmer unfit for Batmobile.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Horror forgotten in wilderness.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Bride Of Chucky (1998)
Monster doll marries? Please...
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Dude, Where's My Car? (2000)
Kutcher loses car, mind.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Exorcist, The (1973)
Christ power compels child.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Kindergarten Cop (1990)
Arnie gets anatomy lesson.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Man Apart, A (2003)
Diesel becomes 'bad cop'.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu halts computerized bullets.
Oct 1, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)
Kombat sequel commits fatality.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Wayne's World 2 (1993)
Extreme close-up, take two.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Aladdin (1992)
Street rat makes wish.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Clooney = clueless Caped Crusader.
Sep 29, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bruce Almighty (2003)
God made Carrey funny.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Desperado (1995)
Mexican gunman goes 'ballistic'.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Jackass: The Movie (2002)
MTV stuntmen spawn copycats.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Mask, The (1994)
Carrey, Cameron = crazy cats.
Sep 28, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Office Space (1999)
Livingston thinks work sucks.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Scary Movie (2000)
Wayans' spoof satirizes slashers.
Sep 30, 2003
Scored 3/5
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