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Reviews by 'Pikey'
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with a total of
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reviews published to date.
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Top Gun (1986)
Short-arse shags smart-arse blonde.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Amores Perros (2000)
Spicy Mexican 'Pulp Fiction'.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Masochistic dickheads annoy public.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Matrix, The (1999)
Morpheus finds Christ v2.0.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Men Of Honor (2000)
Racist Navy bakes cookie.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Minority Report (2002)
Slapheads predict shit happening.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Run-around with camcorder = Profit.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Keanu downloads kung-fu skills.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Matrix, The (1999)
Slaphead brat bends cutlery.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Mike Bassett: England Manager (2001)
Jim Royle finds job.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Jackson swipes burger breakfast.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Scary Movie (2000)
90 minute spoof fest.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Swordfish (2001)
Travolta gets warhead discounts.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Princess avenges comb theft.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Short-arse shags aussie babe.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Days Of Thunder (1990)
Wheelchair race most exciting.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Fat bloke heals Hanks.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Hanks overcomes toilet trouble.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Jurassic Park (1993)
Attenborough screws mother nature.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Deja-vu indicates trouble ahead.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
South Park: Bigger, Longer And Uncut (1999)
Saddam shows marketing potential.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Tomb Raider (2001)
Titties tackle tricky tomb.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
What Women Want (2000)
Gibson endures bitch gossip.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Micro-Brat makes audience weep.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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GoldenEye (1995)
007 headbutts ejector button.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Vinnie doesn't talk much.
Jul 26, 2003
Scored 3/5
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