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Reviews by 'NH'
Current status of
Movie guru
with a total of
121
reviews published to date.
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Godfather, The (1972)
Stud sleeps with man.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Toy Story (1995)
Little boy has Woody.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(8)
Weird Science (1985)
Geeks get hard... drive.
Oct 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(5)
Alien (1979)
Really, really large tapeworm.
Oct 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(4)
Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002)
Best golden penis movie.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Dune (1984)
Herbert's classic, poorly Dune.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Amityville Horror, The (1979)
Flies control haunted house.
Oct 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Dracula: Dead And Loving It (1995)
A vampire comedy? sucks!
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Heavy Metal (1981)
Cartoon women kills, naked.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Monsters come outta closet.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood (1996)
Gangsta gramma pops caps.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Cutter befriends local family.
Dec 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Fly Away Home (1996)
Child raises some geese.
Oct 21, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Gigli (2003)
J-Lo as lesbo? YES!!!!!!!
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Jackass: The Movie (2002)
Car shoved up ass!
Dec 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Shrek (2001)
Murphy plays self, ass!
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Woody is rare toy.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Zoolander (2001)
Crazy supermodel loses popularity.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robot needs sixth sense.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Airplane! (1980)
Don't call Neilson surely!
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Akira (1988)
Biker rebels against Toyko.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Alice In Wonderland (1951)
Small girl pops shrooms.
Oct 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Babe (1995)
Bacon makes ok movie.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
The future has hoverboards!
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Batman (1966)
dark superhero made farce.
Nov 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Cat In The Hat, The (2003)
Cat slaughter's childhood classic.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003)
Charlie needs new angels.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2001)
Spike fights an angel?
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Down Periscope (1996)
Submarine mariners marine marina.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Erin Brockovich (2000)
Slutty mom uncovers pollution.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Full Metal Jacket (1987)
Joker learns about war.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
How The Grinch Stole Christmas! (1966)
Green man steals presents.
Dec 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
I Am Sam (2001)
Idiot sues for kid.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Clooney checks his teeth.
Nov 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
James And The Giant Peach (1996)
Boy lives in peach.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Lolita (1962)
Man dreams of nymphete.
Jan 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Anti-gravity fight with Smith.
Nov 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)
Chevy shops for panties.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Ninja Scroll (1993)
Ninja fights demonic demon.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Orgazmo (1997)
Mormom makes a porno.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Planet Of The Apes (2001)
Burton is monkeying around.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Play It To The Bone (1999)
Washed-up boxers box.
Nov 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Criminal escapes using spoons.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Small Soldiers (1998)
'Toy Story'. G.I style!
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Swordfish (2001)
Berry sunbathing = best part.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (2000)
Half vampire, hunts demons.
Sep 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Blackjack dealer beats Clark.
Jan 5, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Rags to chocolate story.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
101 Dalmatians (1996)
Hundred mouths to feed.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
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2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
Monolith creates/ destroys life.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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3000 Miles To Graceland (2001)
Elvis, and casino robbery.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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8 Mile (2002)
Rabbit and his rap.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Abyss, The (1989)
Cameron, harris go down.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Horny teenager loves babysitter.
Aug 1, 2005
Scored 4/5
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American History X (1998)
Fascist Nazi changes ways.
Oct 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
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American Splendor (2003)
Comic artist illustrates life.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Antz (1998)
Woody Allen is ant.
Nov 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes! (1978)
Giant fruits eat men.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
60's swinger = secret agent.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999)
Race for man's mojo.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Back To The Future (1985)
Fox's mom seduces him.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Back To The Future Part III (1990)
Marty goes back west.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Bambi, Godzilla. Monty Python?
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Basil, The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
Holmes plays animated mouse.
Dec 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Blade (1998)
Half-breed anti-hero kills vampires.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Brother Bear (2003)
Indian turns into bear.
Nov 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Brotherhood Of The Wolf (2001)
French hunters, hunt monster.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Bug's Life, A (1998)
The ants vs. grasshoppers.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Bulletproof Monk (2003)
Asian monk fights gangsters.
Dec 1, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Carrie (1976)
Carrie kills mean teens.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
Violent thug gets rehabilitated.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead (1991)
Mean babysitter suddenly croaks.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Retards ruin 'Dumb' franchise.
Dec 11, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Ed (1996)
Pro chimp beats humans.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Election (1999)
Teacher is jealous, fired.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Elephant Man, The (1980)
Deformed human in sideshow.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Elf (2003)
Boy thinks he's elf.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Far And Away (1992)
Irishman races for land.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 2/5
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FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992)
Loggers threaten fairy population.
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001)
Woman fights ghost creatures.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Finding Nemo (2003)
Fsh flys the coop.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Forrest Gump (1994)
Retard shows many achievments.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fritz The Cat (1972)
Cat in animated porno.
Oct 29, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Ghost In The Shell (1995)
Net cop hunts program.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Grosse Pointe Blank (1997)
Hitman's high school reunion.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Hand That Rocks The Cradle, The (1992)
Nanny sabatoges mothers inhaler.
Dec 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Harry And The Hendersons (1987)
Family befriends big foot.
Dec 2, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius (2001)
Genius fights egg monsters.
Oct 28, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Bride dismembers assassin team.
Nov 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Reeves fights Weaving's clones.
Oct 17, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Matrix, The (1999)
Windows needs a messiah!!!
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Meet The Parents (2000)
Pyschotic parents, frighten son-in-law.
Oct 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Mr. Wrong (1996)
DeGeneres is not gay?
Nov 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
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National Lampoon's European Vacation (1985)
griswalds travel around europe.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 4/5
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National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Chevy kills aunt's dog.
Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5
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National Security (2003)
Unfunny 'Beverly Hills Cop'.
Jul 20, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Night At The Roxbury, A (1998)
Losers have great night.
Nov 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Cool clooney steals gold.
Dec 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pretty Woman (1990)
Rich man hires hooker.
Oct 19, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Rain Man (1988)
Autistic Hoffman counts cards.
Nov 15, 2003
Scored 5/5
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