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Reviews by 'Anne'

Current status of Movie fan with a total of 38 reviews published to date.

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Fight Club (1999)

'Beat Joe Black'.

Nov 14, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (101)

Troy (2004)

The Trojan whores.

Jun 29, 2004
Unscored

Vote (16)

Phone Booth (2002)

Dr. Phil with rifle.

Oct 16, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (11)

Green Mile, The (1999)

Hanks has crotch handled.

Oct 3, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (7)

Matrix, The (1999)

Morpheus provides coloured pills.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (6)

Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)

Short kid, long shadow.

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 1/5

Vote (6)

Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)

Yoda's life insurance worthless!

Oct 21, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (6)

American Outlaws (2001)

Jesse smiles, jury trials.

Jun 28, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (5)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Wizard Gandalf rises level.

Jul 5, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (5)

Star Trek: First Contact (1996)

Picard kicks collective butt.

Oct 18, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Witness (1985)

Indy with straw hat.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (5)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Bombadil and depth missing.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)

God boxes Nazi's ears.

Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (4)

Recruit, The (2003)

Cute recruit in pursuit.

Jul 30, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (4)

Truman Show, The (1998)

Carrey escapes 'The Matrix'.

Aug 17, 2003
Scored 3/5

Vote (4)

War Of The Worlds, The (1953)

Stupid Martians didn't vaccinate.

Jul 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (4)

Witness (1985)

Amish woman shaves legs.

Jul 4, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (4)

Alexander (2004)

Alex's end here.

Nov 18, 2004
Unscored

Vote (3)

Bodyguard, The (1992)

Costner carries diva, movie.

Jan 26, 2004
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Hart's War (2002)

Bruce's face appears unbreakable.

Jul 3, 2003
Scored 2/5

Vote (3)

Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)

Americans-Nazis cup match!

Jul 1, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Minority Report (2002)

Fed twink twists plot.

Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (3)

Witness (1985)

Ford's acting not 'plain'.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (3)

Daredevil (2003)

Ben blind, Bullseye bald.

Feb 1, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom (1984)

Indy's only unvoluntary adventure.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)

Cave orc is potted.

Jul 6, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Gandalf: 'do or die.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)

Trees are old, nuts.

Oct 20, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)

Reloading for part III.

Sep 14, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Minority Report (2002)

Car factory totally unguarded.

Jun 30, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Phone Booth (2002)

Tough phonecall ruins ear.

Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5

Vote (2)

Ring, The (2002)

Rotten rascal rings Rachel.

Oct 14, 2003
Scored 4/5

Vote (2)

S.W.A.T. (2003)

Farrell S.W.E.A.Ts, pukes.

Jan 9, 2004
Scored 2/5

Vote (2)

Troy (2004)

Brad buff, Bloom bland.

Jul 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote (2)

Kid, The (2000)

Bruce discovers inner child.

Jan 23, 2004
Scored 5/5

Vote (1)

Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)

Architect builds, destroys.

Jan 6, 2004
Scored 1/5

Vote (1)

Anna And The King (1999)

Romance, but political Orient-ated.

Jul 3, 2004
Unscored

Vote

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)

Final REM.

Aug 16, 2004
Unscored

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