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Reviews by 'Alice in Wonderland'
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with a total of
44
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Love Actually (2003)
Didn't love it, actually.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Shrek 2 (2004)
Ogre-rated sequel.
Jun 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(6)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (2003)
Biel outscreams chainsaw.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(6)
Phone Booth (2002)
Very expensive phone call.
Nov 13, 2005
Scored 2/5
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(4)
Elf (2003)
Elf pisses off 'elf'.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Hulk (2003)
Bana needs anger management.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(3)
Johnny English (2003)
Britain's answer to Austin.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(3)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
REvolving, not evolving.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(3)
Wimbledon (2004)
Bettany triumphs on grass.
Oct 16, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(3)
X2 (2003)
Anti-climax of mutant proportions.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Anger Management (2003)
Nicholson needs the therapist.
Jun 16, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
Castle, The (1997)
Power-lines, two-stroke + serenity.
Oct 22, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Last Castle, The (2001)
Redford reigns.
May 30, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The (2003)
League of boring gentlemen.
Nov 17, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(2)
Notting Hill (1999)
Ifan 'fancies a fuck'.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Russian Ark (2002)
Endless Russian gallery tour.
Jun 29, 2004
Unscored
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(2)
Troy (2004)
Homer gets LOTRd.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Wilde (1997)
Gilbert goes Wilde.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(2)
You Can't Stop The Murders (2003)
Very deadly YMCA.
May 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
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(2)
About A Boy (2002)
Two kids + dead duck.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Igby Goes Down (2002)
Culkin crashes in NY.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Ned Kelly (2003)
Bloom 'hello's Griffiths.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Richard III (1995)
Shakespeare gone German.
Jun 6, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
Sense And Sensibility (1995)
Emma Grants Hugh's proposal.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Thirteen friends of Casper.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Two Weeks Notice (2002)
Bullock notices billionaire Hugh.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
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(1)
Van Helsing (2004)
Aussie Dracula gone wrong.
May 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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(1)
You've Got Mail (1998)
'Sleepless' with technological advances.
Jun 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
2001 - A Space Odyssey (1968)
HAL delivers plotless performance.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 1/5
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Bride & Prejudice (2004)
Bollywooded Austen classic.
May 20, 2005
Scored 1/5
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Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Zellweger documents boy troubles.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 3/5
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Cast Away (2000)
Hanks Hunts Helen.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Dish, The (2000)
Parkes over the moon.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Girl With A Pearl Earring (2003)
Johansson delivers pearly performance.
Apr 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Gambon new Hogwart's head.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Harry Black at school.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Hope Springs (2003)
No Hope for Colin.
May 30, 2004
Scored 1/5
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Jumanji (1995)
Williams goes wild.
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 2/5
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Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Faramir proves his worth.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
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Master And Commander: The Far Side Of The World (2003)
Flightless bird a surprise.
Dec 10, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Nine Months (1995)
Hugh's parental blues.
Jul 3, 2004
Unscored
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Phantom Of The Opera, The (2004)
Webber Phantoms big screen.
Jan 3, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Tweeling, De (2002)
Sisterly love survives all.
Mar 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
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Winter Guest, The (1997)
Terrible snowy direction, Rickman.
Jun 15, 2004
Scored 2/5
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