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Reviews by 'Pathew Noodles'
Current status of
Movie mogul
with a total of
245
reviews published to date.
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Driving Miss Daisy (1989)
Driving me dozy.
May 28, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(12)
Top Gun (1986)
The Iceman flyeth.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(11)
Picnic At Hanging Rock (1975)
Rock nicks picnic chicks.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(10)
Fatal Attraction (1987)
Cunnilingus-crazed cuniculus cook.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(9)
Beverly Hills Cop (1984)
L.A. gets Murphy's law.
Jun 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(7)
Secretary (2002)
Spanky wanky Spader.
May 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Talk To Her (2002)
Aroused by the unrousable.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(6)
Critters (1986)
When space porcupines attack!
Jun 3, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(5)
Grey Gardens (1975)
Beales catch the Maysles.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Long Good Friday, The (1980)
Shamrock shenanigans shaft Shand.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Matrix Reloaded, The (2003)
Architect talks too much.
May 27, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(4)
Big Lebowski, The (1998)
Cowboy's lamentation, metatarsal amputation.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(4)
Jaws (1975)
Scar tissues, shark issues.
Feb 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(4)
Akira (1988)
Pure energy boy freed.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Back To The Future (1985)
Vixen mum fancies Fox.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Boogie Nights (1997)
Coke kills Diggler's dong.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Brown Bunny, The (2003)
Sevigny gobbles Gallo goolies.
Jul 4, 2003
Scored 0/5
Vote
(4)
Salesman (1969)
Word on the street.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(4)
Grifters, The (1990)
Cusack: high stakes grifter.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Mildred Pierce (1945)
Mildred has Vida loca.
Aug 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Madonna's music, manhood metaphor.
May 10, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Adventures Of Baron Munchausen, The (1988)
Idle unable to idle.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Alien (1979)
Weaver knickers nick show.
May 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(3)
Badlands (1973)
Sissy lands bad lad.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(3)
Amadeus (1984)
Wolfgang writes killer track.
May 29, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Back To The Future Part II (1989)
Bully Biff bets big.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
S1m0ne (2002)
Boredom all too real.
May 26, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(3)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Lynch tells it Straight.
May 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(3)
Blade Runner (1982)
Rainy rogue robot hunt.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Cecil B DeMented (2000)
Sprocket Holes snatch Honey.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Selma saves son's sight.
May 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fargo (1996)
McDormand mars Macy's masterplan.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Irr�versible (2002)
Rape revenge, 'Memento'-style.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Feeble farmer finds force.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Wicker Man, The (1973)
Summerisle secretly sacrifices Sergeant.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Akira (1988)
Tetsuo tears Tokyo apart.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Celebrity (1998)
Branaugh's wooden being Woody.
May 9, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Chariots Of Fire (1981)
Blokes run round square.
May 13, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Chopper (2000)
Read wreaks havoc, apologises!
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind (2002)
Clooney's comedy, Chuck's career.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Delicatessen (1991)
Butcher gets the chop.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Hunted, The (2003)
Tommy tutors terrible Toro.
Jun 5, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl (1982)
Yanks devour live Python.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Sex-changed saxophonist seduces Sugar.
Jun 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Starship Troopers (1997)
Brainless bimbos battle bugs.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Videodrome (1983)
Woods is human VCR.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
British bulldogs take bullion.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Big apple turns sour.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Play It Again, Sam (1972)
Allen's tribute to 'Casablanca'.
May 9, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Robin Hood: Prince Of Thieves (1991)
Costner in costume crap.
May 4, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(2)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
First sci-fi senatorial campaign.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (1971)
Lumpas sing scary songs.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Akira (1988)
Neo-Tokyo mash-up. Otomo masterpiece.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Blood Simple (1984)
Body burying bloody chilling!
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Chopper (2000)
Schizo inmate finds infamy.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998)
Sanity disappears into ether.
May 6, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Girl, Interrupted (1999)
Jolie steals shoplifters show.
May 7, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(2)
Magnificent Seven, The (1960)
Rent-a-mob save farmers village.
Jun 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Mighty Aphrodite (1995)
Allan adopts prostitute's prodigy.
May 14, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(2)
Misery (1990)
Caan Bated.
Mar 17, 2008
Scored 2/5
Vote
(2)
Shining, The (1980)
Horror's shining light.
May 9, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Twin Town (1997)
Cars, coke and karaoke.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Am�lie (2001)
Poulain plays fairy godmother.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Big Daddy (1999)
Film pissed up wall.
May 8, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Buffalo 66 (1998)
Vincent pinches peachy Ricci.
May 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dancer In The Dark (2000)
Selma suffers for son.
Apr 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Doors, The (1991)
Kilmer plays perfect Morrison.
Jun 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Eraserhead (1977)
Alien baby, big hair.
May 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Face/Off (1997)
Cage versus two-faced Travolta.
May 30, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Hostel (2005)
Hostel ho's tell tales.
Feb 27, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Ichi The Killer (2001)
Ichi bollocks.
Mar 20, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Jackie Brown (1997)
'Rum Punch' Tarantino-style.
May 9, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
From hair to chair.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Third Matrix: revolving bore.
Mar 18, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Monty Python And The Holy Grail (1975)
Beast is actually bunny.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, A (1987)
Wes's recurring nightmare.
Jul 2, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Thurman has thrombo.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Rules Of Attraction, The (2002)
Dawson's reversed sex fest.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Saturday Night Fever (1977)
Moves, grooves, dancing shoes.
May 30, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Leia, Hutt do sado-masochism.
Jun 24, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(1)
Swingers (1996)
Favreau's the winner!
Apr 29, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Tall Guy, The (1989)
Thompson pumps Mr Petrol.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Unbreakable (2000)
Jackson gives audience osteoporosis.
May 13, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Aliens resurrect robo boy.
May 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Anger Management (2003)
Sandler: calm, angry, cheesy.
Jun 10, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(1)
Animal Factory (2000)
Furlong fears Dafoe fucking.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Apartment, The (1960)
Lemmon squeezed from flat.
Aug 15, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Badlands (1973)
Kit kills, Holly follows.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Braveheart (1995)
Gutless lairds betray Wallace.
May 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Crash (1996)
Twisted metal, twisted fetishists.
Jun 1, 2003
Scored 2/5
Vote
(1)
Delicatessen (1991)
Clown overcomes apocalypse cannibals.
May 4, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Dinner Rush (2000)
Ageing Aiello retains restaurant.
Mar 17, 2008
Unscored
Vote
(1)
Fausto 5.0 (2001)
Spanish Fausty fantasy re-work.
Jun 11, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(1)
Fifth Element, The (1997)
Blue opera diva dies.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Fisher King, The (1991)
Lunatic leper loves Lydia.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(1)
Lantana (2001)
Copulating couples' crime chiller.
Jun 23, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Leon (1994)
Hitman paternal to Portman.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Small-town, chain-smoking, blackmailing barber.
May 6, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Messiah in the Matrix.
May 1, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Wacko Jacko lambasts lobotomies.
May 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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