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Reviews by 'Obie'
Current status of
Movie star
with a total of
511
reviews published to date.
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Supergirl (1984)
It is a bird!!
Nov 14, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(139)
Gone In Sixty Seconds (2000)
Bland theft auto.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 1/5
Vote
(52)
Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)
Rowling. Stone.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(50)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
NY Sea.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(47)
Schindler's List (1993)
Schindler pays his jews.
Jun 4, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(46)
Blow (2001)
Diet: coke.
Aug 12, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(45)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
Babar-ic.
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(44)
Antz (1998)
Ant elopes.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(42)
Miss Congeniality (2000)
F.B.Eye.Candy.
May 18, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(42)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
Fawn Of The Dead.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(41)
Ring, The (2002)
Hex, Dies And Videotape.
Jun 14, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(40)
Waterworld (1995)
H2nO!
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(39)
Beauty And The Beast (1991)
Saved by the Belle.
May 22, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(39)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Last Fraction Hero.
Dec 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(38)
Chicken Run (2000)
Cock tale.
Jul 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(36)
Blues Brothers, The (1980)
Band of Brothers.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(36)
Battle Of Britain (1969)
Meet the Fokkers.
Feb 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Insider, The (1999)
Smoking causes Crowe's feat.
May 17, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(35)
Deliverance (1972)
Smokey And Ass Bandit.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(34)
Escape From Alcatraz (1979)
Clink Eastwood.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(34)
Gods Must Be Crazy, The (1980)
Deity Coke.
Sep 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(33)
Mannequin (1987)
Microskirt Dummies For Windows.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(33)
Superman (1978)
Tales from the Krypt.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(33)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Dead people? I see!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(32)
Story Of O, The (1975)
O, behave!
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(31)
Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)
III, Robot.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(31)
Freddie Mercury, The Untold Story (2000)
The King of Queen.
May 6, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(31)
Graduate, The (1967)
Privates, Benjamin.
Sep 18, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Cats & Dogs (2001)
Fur and Loathing.
Mar 4, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(30)
Mulan (1998)
Mulan Ruse.
Mar 31, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(30)
Air Force One (1997)
One Oldman versus another.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Eye, fell, Tower.
May 30, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Supergirl (1984)
Bird....not Plain!
Dec 29, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(29)
Twins (1988)
The twin towers.
Aug 7, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
Knight Moves (1992)
Pawn Star.
Jun 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(29)
8 Mile (2002)
Eminem spears Brittany.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Monsters, Inc. (2001)
'Eye' fought the law.
Jun 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(28)
Deliverance (1972)
Beatty gets 'hick-ups'.
Jun 27, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(28)
Witches Of Eastwick, The (1987)
Desperately Shrieking Susan.
Jun 19, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(27)
Wuthering Heights (1939)
L'amoor.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(27)
Omega Man, The (1971)
Sole Man!
Aug 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(26)
Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
God Zill Hunting.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 1/5
Vote
(26)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005)
Marital Arts.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Green Mile, The (1999)
Black Coffey and fries.
Nov 27, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(25)
Frequency (2000)
Radio Da Da.
Jul 9, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(25)
Messenger: The Story Of Joan Of Arc, The (1999)
Bird of Pray.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Predator (1987)
Jesse Ventura- ET Detective.
May 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Troy (2004)
Brad + skirts = Trojans!
May 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Mr & Mr Smith.
Jun 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(24)
Willow (1988)
Get Shorty.
May 11, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human, The (1999)
Love Factually.
Aug 8, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(24)
Merchant Of Venice, The (2004)
Jewed Law.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(24)
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins (1985)
Finding Remo.
Jul 12, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(23)
Dogma (1999)
She-sus-Christ!
Jun 20, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Saw (2004)
Se7en with more SeVer.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(23)
Pirates Of The Caribbean: The Curse Of The Black Pearl (2003)
Sparrow, Swann and robbin'.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Bambi (1942)
Fawn star.
Jul 7, 2004
Scored 2/5
Vote
(22)
Dam Busters, The (1955)
Damned Nazis!
Dec 24, 2006
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
Open Water (2003)
Eau No!
Feb 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(22)
Wimbledon (2004)
Centre courtship.
Oct 18, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(22)
You've Got Mail (1998)
Dot com Rom com.
Apr 29, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(22)
G.I. Jane (1997)
Gun Hoe.
Jun 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein (1994)
AC dead people.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(21)
America's Sweethearts (2001)
Star wars.
Jul 10, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(21)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Groundhog Joke.
Sep 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(21)
Animal House (1978)
American Phi.
May 20, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Big (1988)
Hanks grows- big pianist.
Nov 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Evil Dead II (1987)
D'oh, Raimi.
May 11, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
JFK (1991)
JF KO'd.
Jan 21, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Mission: Impossible (1996)
NOC, NOC. Cruise there?
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(20)
Sahara (2005)
Long time, no sea.
Jun 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Swiss Family Robinson (1960)
Swiss army wife.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 3/5
Vote
(20)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
II, Robot.
Jul 19, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(20)
Pocahontas (1995)
Native American Beauty.
Sep 8, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(19)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Saving Ryan's privates.
Jun 26, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(19)
Every Which Way But Loose (1978)
Bonnie hand Clyde.
Jun 26, 2004
Unscored
Vote
(18)
6th Day, The (2000)
'Twins' finally cast correctly.
Nov 18, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Pearl Harbor (2001)
The Cuba missile crisis.
Nov 25, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
In death, Obi Won.
Jul 6, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
Blair Witch Project, The (1999)
Woman and map- disaster!!
Oct 31, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(18)
Shining, The (1980)
Barman serves red rum.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(18)
The Jackal (1997)
Jackal and hide.
Sep 7, 2005
Scored 3/5
Vote
(18)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Oceans, Elven.
Sep 3, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Total Recall (1990)
Three tits make film.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Indi an'a Jones.
Jul 8, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(17)
Ring 2 (1999)
Well well.
Aug 30, 2005
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Gone With The Wind (1939)
Leigh serviced by Butler.
May 17, 2004
Scored 3/5
Vote
(17)
Jaws 2 (1978)
Chomper vs. chopper.
Jul 4, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Shakespeare Behind Bars (2005)
Behind Shylock and key.
Feb 13, 2005
Scored 1/5
Vote
(17)
Babe (1995)
Youth is pig-headed.
May 17, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Species (1995)
Born, eat, shag, die.
Apr 13, 2003
Scored 4/5
Vote
(17)
Count Of Monte Cristo, The (2002)
Jesus Christo.
Aug 22, 2005
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Shrek (2001)
Diaz- C.G.Eye Candy.
May 21, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Enemy Mine (1985)
Hell In The PaSCI-FIc.
Aug 5, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(16)
Multiplicity (1996)
Keaton Keaton Keaton Keaton.
Nov 21, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(16)
Electrocuting An Elephant (1903)
FUBARBAR.
Sep 4, 2005
Scored 2/5
Vote
(16)
Bridget Jones's Diary (2001)
Bridget bones Darcy.
Dec 14, 2004
Scored 4/5
Vote
(15)
Poultrygeist: Attack Of The Chicken Zombies! (2006)
Flight of Living dead.
Sep 18, 2005
Unscored
Vote
(15)
Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban (2004)
Teenager learns to curse.
Jul 3, 2004
Scored 5/5
Vote
(15)
Last Prostitute, The (1991)
The fuck stops here.
Sep 2, 2005
Scored 0/5
Vote
(15)
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