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Reviews by 'Distant Angel'
Current status of
Movie buff
with a total of
70
reviews published to date.
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Batman And Robin (1997)
Worst bat since Ozzy.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(11)
Edward Scissorhands (1990)
Goth who shouldn't wank.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(8)
Armageddon (1998)
Asteroid twats Paris, hurrah!
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(7)
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Winona caught stealing again.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(6)
I Am Sam (2001)
Rejected retard raises rugrat.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(6)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Solo tries to Leia.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(5)
Cocktail (1988)
Liver failure's more enjoyable.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 2/5
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(4)
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest (1975)
Jack cracks whack shack.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(4)
Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)
Bruce's crap Christmasses continue.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Electric Dreams (1984)
Love bytes. Blind data.
Aug 26, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Heavenly Creatures (1994)
Kate's boobs stunning debut!
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(3)
Unbreakable (2000)
Brittle badass befriends Bruce.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(3)
Abyss, The (1989)
Man drowns rat, wife.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
American Beauty (1999)
Bouncing bag beauty bemusing.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Apt Pupil (1998)
Old Nazi bakes cat.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Bad Taste (1987)
Director eats alien brains.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Willy Wonka's wacky Western.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
Italian Job, The (1969)
Michael's Mini motoring madness!
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Labyrinth (1986)
Bowie borrows baby boy.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Crusty Caine cancels Christmas.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
National Lampoon's Vacation (1983)
Dead dog still funny.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(2)
Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Someone kill the platypus.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(2)
Towering Inferno, The (1974)
OJ rescues terrified kitten.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(2)
Trainspotting (1996)
Scots' suppository shit swim.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
Vote
(2)
2010 (1984)
Many monoliths eat Jupiter.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Airheads (1994)
'Pop Idol' with guns.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
American Beauty (1999)
Druggie films dead things.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Birth Of A Nation, The (1915)
Promotional video for KKK.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 3/5
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(1)
Chasing Amy (1997)
Artist Affleck does dyke.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Con Air (1997)
Malkovich: Ham and cheese.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Dogma (1999)
Stoners stop satanic schemes.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels (1998)
Cockney criminals copy Quentin.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 1/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring, The (2001)
Wizard falls off bridge.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, The (2003)
Smeagol smoulders rescuing ring.
Feb 12, 2004
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
Miffed trees get revenge.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Matrix, The (1999)
Goths save the world.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Meet The Feebles (1989)
Puppet perverts produce play.
May 8, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Muppets From Space (1999)
Gonzo goes galaxy Ga-ga!
May 8, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Travolta stabs Uma's boobs.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Dead degenerate's dosh dilemma.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977)
Mystics, mercenaries, muppets, mullets.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return Of The Jedi (1983)
Ewoks end empire's eminence.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Terminator, The (1984)
Electronic executioner extracts eyeball.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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(1)
Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
Slasher set in greenhouse.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Total Recall (1990)
Arnie picks electronic booger.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
Willow (1988)
Shortarse saves special sprog.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 4/5
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(1)
28 Days Later (2002)
Flu wipes out Britain.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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A.I. Artificial Intelligence (2001)
Robo-boy and plastic pimp.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Adventures In Babysitting (1987)
Babysitter mistaken for pornstar.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)
Shatner's brilliant telescreen gag.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Almost Famous (2000)
Love letter to rock.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Austin Powers: International Man Of Mystery (1997)
Slaphead attempts world domination.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Boogie Nights (1997)
Macy blows head (off).
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Braindead (1992)
Mummy's boy defeats undead.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Death Becomes Her (1992)
Nerdy Bruce wears cardigan.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 3/5
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Die Hard (1988)
Bruce's wife thumps reporter.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Die Hard With A Vengeance (1995)
'Die Hard' with headache.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fifth Element, The (1997)
Bruce knobs supreme being.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Fight Club (1999)
Paranoid Schizophrenia For Dummies.
Jan 2, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade (1989)
Grail party, dessicated Nazi.
May 3, 2007
Unscored
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Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Jay's Jersey joint journey.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Lifeforce (1985)
Alien vampires explode randomly.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Long Kiss Goodnight, The (1996)
Geena fries terrorists, breakfast.
Jan 16, 2003
Scored 4/5
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Lord Of The Rings, The (1978)
Fat Frodo, feeble fable.
May 17, 2007
Unscored
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Magnolia (1999)
Million Exodus 8:2 references.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Pleasantville (1998)
Kids trapped in TV.
Jan 12, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Raiders Of The Lost Ark (1981)
French bloke dies nastily.
Jan 3, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Return Of The King, The (1980)
Ring King Sing Thing.
May 3, 2007
Unscored
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Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Bruce DOA. Surprise MIA.
Apr 7, 2003
Scored 5/5
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack Of The Clones (2002)
Virtual sets, actors, script.
Mar 5, 2003
Scored 1/5
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